All right guys. Let's start something new.
I'm gonna give you free game keys the longer you keep this thread alive.
I will not say what game these keys are for.
Some rules:
>No "bump" posts or such, write something useful.
>You get a key every 60 minutes this thread is alive
>All of these keys are First come first serve
>The anon who redeemed the key must post proof. No proof, no new key
So as long as you keep these rules, you can get a lot of keys.
Have fun.
>>736887086
Here's your first one
i am slow :(
You're a true wise man. Got it
Drunk and passed out. What does /b/ wanna see???
>>736888468
Fuck her OP
start taking off clothes or trying to?
Rollerino
claimed
go..`
>>736889216
Roll
any of you richfags feeling generous?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Husma/wishlist
ps:pic not related
Really broke at this moment, and I feel like I need to play some vidya like old times, but only few games even get my interest.
I looked some games which may seem cool and added them to my wishlist.
If someone could spare a few bucks and get me something for summer, I'd really appreciate that.
Thank you.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IwakuraWiReD/wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198122410349/wishlist/ anything on my list or ROCKET LEAGUE or some dota2 battlepass thanks rich anon
SEA gifter from the previous thread. Are you here?
non-porn webms
Just learned that an old friend of mine choked his girlfriend to death. We hadn't spoken in years, but I have his childhood journal. Want to hear some specifically weird excerpts?
Pic related. It's him from 2007. Face hidden for obvious reasons.
go on...
>>736885631
Aight. He spoke a lot about a high school hierarchy. Here's a notable quote.
"It's a steady, deliberate climb to the top of the food pyramid. People with a surface level understanding of the process call it survival of the fittest."
and
"It's... obligatory... to talk about the heirarchy... It's present everywhere we go. It's exhibited in the animal kingdom, the school environment, the workplace, on the streets, among men, women, children, blacks, whites, asians etc. There is evidence of its effect across all walks of life."
He was in love with this chick at our school. her name was ally. she was like a 6 imo
"She's all I think about... You'll be stifling through my dusty words when I'm dead at the business end of an illgotten gun and some pills attained through questionable means. You are dull pennies on [her] caniforous, green dollar."
>be me
>age 16
>at family gathering
>bored af
>random family member I've never met before starts talking to me
>asks about my life etc
>little does he know i'm a friendless beta
>he starts thinking there is something wrong with me
>he leaves at long last
>comes back later with drink in hand
>it's vodka
>asks if I want some
waitwut.jpg
>say no because am christanfag
>continues to ask me if I want some
>refuse to and be a good boy
>finally accepts my no
>sits down and starts smoking
>asks me if I want one
lordhelpme.jpg
>accepts my response the first time
>asks me if i'm straight
ohhellno.bat
>say i'm straight
>shows me a picture of his girlfriends boobs
whattheactualhell.txt
>goes on about how he loves his girlfriend and his girlfriend's daughter even thought it's not his
>goes on to explain what is really important in life
>becomes so deep I start to tear up a little
>mfw I was just taught a life lesson by someone who also offered me vodka
>>736882942
so what's the problem?
elaborate on the "life lessons"
it's fucking easy to impress a 16yr old newbie to life. maybe you teared up for some "life is like a box of chocolates!"-Forrest Gump shit.
>>736882942
16 and didn't even try alcohol? The fuck?
Family members you would fuck if they weren't related
Pic related: my sister
>>736883201
which one?
>>736883380
Blonde
>>736883201
moar of the blond post everything you got my dick demands it !!!!
Hi
I have stage 4 stomach cancer.
Have around 2 months to live
find myself unable to sleep and browsing 4chan many nights.
bored
AMA
favorite pizza?
Stop it
You should watch Hard Boiled it's a great movie
If a reply gets trips I'll read it out to my parents
rolling for
"hey... i want to tell you both something very important to me....
ummm.... i ... ummm..... well....... yesterday, me and...... ummmm..... gosh it's so important........ but it's embarrassing........ ummmmm....... uhh. ummmmmm......... ummmmmmm... oh, um, y'know what? ... don't worry about it...."
mom can we please have sex once so I know what its like?
Anti-incest is codeword for race-mixing. And basically, there's a lot of myth behind it. What the jews say is that if you have children with a close or semi close relative you will succumb to mutations and be much worse off. For example, you'll become ill if you walk in the sun, you'll grow extra fingers/toes/ligaments, or some other unproven birth defects via incest. You see these pieces are pure propaganda and pro-race-mixing. Nevermind the fact that humanity had to perform incest so we could even make it as a species
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736876803
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>736887746
Post a husbando if you want, those are allowed too!
Claiming best girl.
>>736887746
Claim husbando
Overrated games
Agreed x100
>>736880968
/thread
Overwatch is as good as people say it is.
Really fun unless you play 30 games a day
Caught this big ass beetle and a couple of moths...
What do /b/?
set them free outside
Deutscher Sonntags- Faden
>>736883352
Fragen stellt ihr!
Egal was passiert für den Rest der Geschichte Deutschland wird für den Holocaust in Erinnerung bleiben
>>736883428
hoffentlich nicht... aber Deutschland selbst muss sich ja auch immer und überall wieder selbst dran erinnern...
Pic below yours is your new Steam profile picture for a month.