Old thread hit bump limit I guess. ITT: Poorly describe a movie

>>736875226
Uhh? Raiders? I dont watch shit for movies and even I know that

>>736875226
Indianapolis Jane and the New Hope

>>736875323
>>736875428

Correct.

reminder tattoos and random chronology

Here's another one:

>Guy destroys his house
>Kidnaps woman and takes her cross-country
>Meets friend in a swamp
>Fight in an airport
>Break into FBI headquarters
>Guy and his friends attempt to kill Vice President's son

Hey.

l'm a pozcuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. This is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

>>736875797
12 Years a Slave?

>>736875719
another one:

>Guy gets cancer
>Agrees to sketchy medical procedure
>Now looks sorta undead
>Fights to get his good looks back

>New faggot kid in town
>Can't play
>Invite him to play cause he has ball
>Doggy has ball now
>Faggot kid is killing fat kid

>There is a resident
>The resident is evil

>There is a hill
>The hill is silent

>>736875226
Two big serve time for murder they really dindu

End up escaping/ could be a metaphor for death at the end.

>>736876645
Misery?

>>736876560
Deadpool

>>736876743
No. It's Resident Evil. Maybe it was too hard

>>736876560
>>736876777

Correct

Two good buddies in prison for life.

>>736876741
Sorry two niggers. Not big

>shudda greentext.

>The story about ducks that are mighty

>>736876847
>>736876741
Beat you to it faggot.

Mattress

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>terrorists in Paris
>glorified secretary/translator and typical 'murican stop attack
>make reference to pulp fiction
>Mfw: kitchen staff.

>who's my daddy
>you're not stealing my boyfriend, mom
>almost killed my little sister
>catholicism is overrated, hello Zeus

>Transport ship crashes on unknown planet
>Crash-landing frees imprisoned criminal
>Criminal flees planet with a priest and little girl
>Everyone else is dead

>>736877106

X-men: Days of Future Past?

>Whites dont like niggers
>Whites forced to play with niggers
>Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low
>Dindus not so bad after all

>>736877196
Dicckikie.

>niggers

>>736877354
remember the titans

>Human and alien hate each other.
>Later human and alien love each other.

>>736877545
see>>736877395

>>736877545
lilo and stitch

>>736877607
Wrong.

>>736877776
Hey I never thought about that. Wasn't thinking about that but good guess.

>>736877362
wat

>There's a virgin, he's 40 years old

>>736877895
Riddick.

>>736877930
Yes

>>736875719
R.E.D.

>>736876573
Sandlot

>>736877993
I was just joking around. I knew what move you were talking about. Pitch Black.

>My life is real
>Finds out my life isn't real

>>736877917
>>There's a virgin, he's 40 years old
Independence day?

>>736878269
Yep Will Smith is pretty virgin.

> I kill my father
> I marry my mother
> I tear my eyes out

>>736878105
Correct

> Aliens attack
> Apple kills aliens

>>736878365
Psycho?

>>736878466
Steve Jobs killed aliens?

>>736878269
No, its The 40 Year Old Virgin... Maybe I should've picked something easier, not your fault

>>736878565
He was joking.

>>736878466
Independence Day

>>736878683
Correct!

>>736877121
Oh come on, this one isn't impossible. Think early '90s.
More clues:
>steal mom's car
>what is setting table?

Guy nukes Sun so his sister can have a nice day.

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>father go find money for daughter
>father steal flower
>the guy who own the flower isnt happy
>jail father
>daughter try to free daddy
>end with bestiality

God's little assholes kidnap kid and fight Evil.

>>736878565
this isnt funny
its like old people trying to bait ...

>>736878365
Oedipus, but what movie?

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>>736878616 >>736879024
I was joking lmao

>Black to the Moon
>Oh shit Nazis

>>736879130
Iron Sky

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>>736879087
keep forcing

>>736879130
Iron Sky

>>736879191
Correct

>>736879061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_Rex_(1957_film)

>plane crash on house
>kid survive
>strange thing happen
>rabbit appear
>in fact kid should be dead
>kid is dead

A long narrow hilltop named after construction tools

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> A movie about a kid having a day off from school

pic related, his name is Ferris Bueller

Grandma's in the basement with a tape recorder, girl gets tree-raped, Mr. Lantern-jaw goes all El Cid.

>>736878249
Matrix

Trap dance contest. It's on a bus.

Guy gets in car crash, decides to become a magician

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Beat to the game

>>736879387
Donnie Darko

>>>736879435
Cars 3?

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>>736879678
yeah you win a bro fist

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Spuddermun?

Batman and Wolverine get some help from David Bowie.

>>736877196
Riddick yo

>>736877196
>>736879844

Correct.

>Bruce Willis is dead

>man dont got money
>man offer money to fuck girls
>fuck girls
>lifeisgood.jpg
>keep fucking girl a bit too hard
>want more hardcore sex
>fuck kid with brother
>lifeisntgood.jpg
>everybody die
>big guy want to fuck corpse

>>736879950
Did have?

>>736879624
Doctor strange?

>>736879414
Hacksaw ridge?

Bunch of /b/tard types find a naked zombie in abandoned warehouse and commence to fucking on her.

>>736880076
Yez

>protag is a junkie
>fucks friends mom
>friend snitches on him gets fucked up by Jap cops
>ghost jerk it to sister fucking her boyfriend
>really want to fuck mom
>really want to fuck sister
>reborn suck tiddy

>>736880095
THIS MAKES ME HAVE SEXXXX OOOH YEAH OH

>>736880045
Nope.

>kid gets chosen
>tests ai
>falls in love with ai
>ai betrays him
>his boss in honest about it the entire time

>man eats to much spaghetti and dies
>looks like a case for buddy cops
>Kevin spacey does some Catholic shit
>what on earth is in that box???

>>736880256
Ex machina? Havnt seen it but that's what I got from the trailer.

>>736879232
>Iron Sky
That was a good movie actually.

>>736880280
Rattatuie?

>>736880280
seven

>>736880256
Natascha Kampfhund?

>>736879579
I forgot about Matrix but good answer. I was thinking another movie.

>>736880317
lol bullshit, but yeah ex machina

>>736880349
Yee

Keanu Reeves kills alot of people

>>736879950
Armageddon?

>>736875527
Memento

>>736878249
truman show ?

>>736880370
>>736880449
?

>>736880449
Yep. You got it right.
Truman Show.

>Young man wants to hit things the best
>His teacher just wants pictures of Spiderman

>>736880435
That could be a couple, but
The Day the Earth Stood Still remake

>>736875527
Chronology wasn't random; it was reversed.

>Not the same fucking day again!

>>736880332
Bitch what?

> kid goes to last day of school
> does huge prank to impress chick
> Gets in trouble, Dad tries to help
> Dad takes kid across country, crashes concert
> It works, Kid gets the girl.

>>736880475
Yes.
Truman Show. :)

>>736879130
>>736879232

Yep

>life sucks
>wants to kill wife
>is_a_pussy.jpg
>hires someone to kidnap wife
>to get ransom
>shit goes wrong, ppl die

>>736880561
Could be like 7 movies, good job champ.

>>736880638
Fargo, ya know?

>athlete in lawschool
>gets hit by a truck
>full on paraplegic
>gets monkey helper
>gets cucked
>possesses monkey and kills
>monkey plays with some cyanide for a bit

>>736880561
Groundhog day

>>736880442
Hint: He was dead the whole time

>>736877196
Pitch Black

Moaning about black snake not fitting.

>>736880548
John dick

>>736880571
It's the goof

>>736880719
RED 2

>>736880691

eh, marge?

>Deutsch man love sewing
>the thing he is sewing isnt happy
>thing unstitch
>kill the sewer
>i dont like shit
>free.jpg ?

>Old man is dying from the inside
>Is taking care of his mentor
>Meets his daughter for the first time, didn't even know he had a daughter
>Daughter is on the run and asks for help in crossing the border
>Old man dies helping his daughter, having a family, and doing a good deed

>>736880561
12 monkey ?

>>736880794
Human Centipede lol

>>736880740
Backdoor Booty Bitches 4

>>736877545
Enemy Mine.

>>736880794
Mad Max?

>>736880808
Frozen?

>>736880514
Whiplash

Kids kill the dark universe in 1 movie

>>736880831
this is correct

Poorly ehh?
>be main character
>see someone I wanna fuck
>ask purple for help
>get the fuck on, but it was trick
>happy ending tho

>>736880853
Kek nop

>>736880098
>>736879796
>>736879620
>>736879438
>>736878960
>>736878821

No answers, I win! I win!

>>736880783
Another hint: There is a child, that is not said to be autistic

>>736878249
Dark City.

>>736880836
>Enemy Mine
We have a winner here.

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>>736880890
damn thats so clever

>>736878943
hint : animation

>>736880957
Maybe I should have narrowed it down.
Matrix. Truman Show. Dark City.

>>736880880
Um, no not really. Good try though

>>736880760
Winnar

>poor man
>boat
>meets snobby bitch
>fucks snobby bitch
>snobby bitch lets poor man die.

>>736880880
logan

>>736881123
Wilson?

>did anyone lose their secret cia shit?
>signals and shit
>numbers and dates
>and number and numbers
>that's the shit, man
>the raw intelligence
>just lying there

Batman loses weight because of guilt.

>young guy cant run
>go to the army
>become rich
>run for many years
>fuck a tight ass bitch
>become dad
>feather fly
>love chocolate

>>736881284
Forest Gump

>>736881284
try again, forrest gump, too easy

>>736881226
>and didnt sleep well
the machinist

>>736877121
American Beauty?

>Two bros love to wrestle
>Get paid to wrestle
>They end up fighting over differences of opinion
>One of them dies

>>736881284
The Running Gay Retard.

>>736881208
Mercury Rising?

>>736881284
Bubba Gump

>>736881373
Fixcatcher

>>736881373
nacho libre, never saw it am just guessing

>>736877121
Percy jackson

>>736881421
Foxcatcher*

>>736881354
Yes.

Here's an hard one for you:
>Fingers clips an head off.

>>736881373
Brokeback Mountain

>boston heist movie
>not departed (not a heist movie dumb fuck)
>robs banks
>dude falls in love
>leaves money for girl

>>736881520
Edward Scissorhands?

>>736881520
Hint: political.

>kevin spacey cant walk normally
>two hours later
>he can walk normally
>iamsurprise.jpg

>>736875226
I know I know I'm smart :) :) :)
raiders of the lost ark
Am I right? :D
I'm a summerfaggot and I'm new here

>>736881607
I thought I made it hard but you win.

>>736881413
mercury rising? no. a comedy

>>736881618
Unusual suspects

>>736881421
Well shit, that was quick. Let's see, let's try this:

>Doctor tries to help his daughter
>Get the help of a few girls
>Things don't go as planned
>Daughter doesn't want dad's help, ends up killing him

Try this one again:

> beautiful girl tries on lots of clothes
> plays with dolls
> has a big orgasm
> gets rescued by an angel

>>736881618
usual suspects

>>736879438
evil dead

>daughter want to dance
>grandpa encourage her
>all familly go to dance contest
>shit happens
>she didnt win contest
>familly is happy

>>736881777
correct and checked

>>736880692
Monkey Shines?

>>736881864
Little Miss Sunshine

>long fucking movie, about one dude
>he gets shot in the head watching a play
>doesn't even show it

>>736875226
... thats very clearly indiana jhones and the raiders of the lost ark. Described quite accurately also

>>736882114
yep

>>736882140
Lincoln

> girl leaves home in the Midwest
> accidentally kills an important woman
> goes on a roadtrip with 3 guys
> exposes a con artist
> wishes she was home

>man go to a party
>his wife rape
>man isnt happy
>kill wrong man
>go to prison

>>736882271
:D

>>736880098
Dead Girl

>>736878960
Time Bandits

One last hardball.

Two Jews team up with a Nazi and a trap to defraud Alheimer's patients. L.S.D. "Here's to failure!"

>>736882447
this movie is pretty arrousing

>>736881797
Correct!

>something's wrong
>am I battery?
>wake up
>my eyes hurt

>>736882447
Yes!

>>736882653
matrix

>>736879796
Labyrinth?

>dude gets cancer
>has 50/50 chance of survival
>smokes weed with seth rogen

>>736882781
no.

>>736882784
50/50

>>736878821
Sunshine

>>736880642
What part of "poorly" don't you understand?

>>736880700
Dubs gets it.

>>736875959

God dammit that film was so annoying the best part was surely when a rich lady in fur burst laughing after it ended at my town's cinema

>>736879950
Sixth Sense

>>736881123
Titanic

>>736882874
how'd you know?

>>736882907
I've never actually seen it

>>736882545
Producers

>>736881568
really? this is a decent movie. an avenger is in it

>>736881359

>>736881359
Nope, but it kinda fits
>>736881455
Nope

Dammit, more clues:
>mom you slut I don't wanna move again!
>omfg real nuns!
>virgins can't get pregnant?

Time lord talks about horse cocks and says "fuckity-bye"

Bed time. Fuckity-bye.

>>736879950
>>736882939
Correct.

>war dogs

guys walks into town
local sheriff don't take kindly
hide in bush
rampage
cry at the end

>>736882984
Let me try and reverse translate.
>Slavery is bad
>Niggers trying to rape each other
>Niggers getting raped by whites
>Niggers struggling for air
>Win oscar over Scorsese film

>>736883288
rocky?

>>736882981
ive googled seth rogen cancer
never seen the movie

>>736883450
oh i thought you picked up on the fact that i said 50/50

>paraplegic
>twin dies, get a second chance taking his place
>have legs now
>get a girl and earn respect
>fights the man

here we go
>prison worker has trouble peeing
>gets sexually assaulted by an african american
>that helps
>kills said african american
>sad until the end of his days
>no end in sight

Ma nama Jeff
But it's not actually Jeff

>>736883674
green mile

> girl grows up without meeting any other kids
> believes the fairy tale her her mother tells her about her father
> travels around the world
> make friends with a hot guy, a Scot, an Indian, and a Berber
> gets into a fight with her dickish brother

>>736883717
that was easy wasnt it?

>>736883099
>>736881568

the town. watch that shit good movie

>>736878943
Very interested on what movie this is

>>736878943
Beauty and the Beast

>>736883905
This >>>>>736884006

Hardmode:
>Seafood that acts worse than niggers

>>736883905
its an animation movie

>dad was stuntman
>I am stuntman
>have douchebag step father
>save his life so I can kick his ass

>Be me
>Fucking nerd
>Black dude makes me take drugs
>Fucking business men
>Fucking electronics
>Life is a lie
>Dumbass sea creatures chase our ship
>Spend three movies fighting sea creatures and a fucking robot

>>736884006
and its correct

>>736880163
ghost in the shell

>>736884146
matrix, again

>>736884146
matrix

>>736884146
mr robot is appropriate here, but not a movie and no sea creatures heh

>>736880906
Inside Out?

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>>736880564
Some dirty rat pinocheo's a chef into making decent food for a change

>Fuck school
>Still have to go
>Fucking rock and roll
>French guy fucking up the entire deal
>Major historians

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>>736884447

>>736884077
Little Mermaid

>>736880808
Logan

>>736883646
avatar

>am sad man
>my wife died
>they like my car, offer to buy it
>I refuse, so they invade my fucking house
>kill something I love
>I fuck them all up
>I fuck more of them up
>then I fuck their bosses up

>80's black n white movie (approx 40 min long)
>people from outer space who have a color i dont appreciate land on earth
>on quest to make the whole universe gay
>ships captain is named D. ildo
>ship is named ringmuskel

>Be me
>Ninja
>Not a ninja
>Have a completely different profession than what the title suggests
>Never use a sword
>Fuck two women
>Trained by anonymous

>>736884534
bingo bango

>>736884543
John Wick. Too easy.

>>736884467
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

>>736884501
No

Hint:
>Seafood slums

>>736884608
Very good.

>>736884562
Never seen it, but I'm guessing Gayniggers from Outer Space

>norwegian comedy
>the 100 year old who climbed out the window

>>736881140
Correct

>Be me
>Fucking Asians
>Become god by the end of the movie
>Fuck Christians
>Movie is an attack on theism

>>736884729
The Seventh Seal

>>736882963
Yup

>man loses control over his own life due to feelings of insecurity.
>wife makes tiny pictures instead of seeing his theater show thing.
>man becomes incredibly obsessive.
>starts observing everything.
>begins scripting the most complicated play ever.
>no gf so self insert with gf in play.
>gf played by girl man has feelings for
>girl is like "ew gross, go jack your burlap sack of a dick".
>man scripts this into play.
>the person allowed to play man is a seemingly all-knowing stalker. probably a metaphor for the audience.
>writes and directs
>writes and directs
>jerks burlap
>writes and directs
>his family sees the play
>nobody fucking likes it cause it's too complicated.

>>736880561
Edge of tomorrow

>>736884864
Being John Malkovich?

>>736880435
John wick 1 n 2

>>736885066
no but you're on the right track. this movie has less puppets.

>stranded, friends left me
>need food
>science the shit out of this
>become iron man

>>736884146
pirates of the carribean

>>736884864
That the one with hoffman in?

I've never seen it except for a few seconds on film 4

> smoke
> her sister's an hero
> good thing my feet were wet
> I an hero

>>736877282
Incorrect.

John Travolta is bald.

>Man sends famous body builder back in time to stop the apocalypse.

>>736885336
T2

>>736885234
yeah, it's hoffman. it's okay but takes itself way too seriously for what it is.

>>736884587
Batman begins

>>736877106
From Paris With Love

>>736884719
Correct

>>736877382
Planet of the apes

>>736875226
>Shit happen
>Gun
>Drug
>Murica
>Adrenaline

>>736884818
Hint: old cunt accidentally steals luggage with millions of dollars and joins up with another old cunt

>>736885641
Bingo
>man gets locked up in Mexican prison for bank heist in us
>thrives in jail and meets child to share scores with
>bangs kids mum and kills prison boss and his cronies
>leaves jail and collects 2 Mil.

>>736879954
Serbian Film

>>736880163
Enter The Void

>>736885748
Inception

>>736885405
yeh

>drunk nigger has superpowers

>>736885822
Nope

>>736885837
hancock

>>736885245
More hints:
> burn off wings
> cure cancer

>>736885885
Go on one more clue.

>>736876673
every movie with a fucking hill ever.
hills don't talk.

>apocalypse happens
>gotta save my girl
>and my mum
>hehehe
>oh no my roomie
>happy ending tho

>>736876673
shrek

>>736882384
Irreversiblé?

>>736885880
Correct

> drug addict works for a place with 3 bald gypsies
> drug addict starts to run
> ow my eyes
> kidnap a gypsy
> gypsy's mom dies
> it was drug addict's boss all along

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>>736880896
MONSTER SQUAD

>radiation slips put of power plant
>mass suicide via grass cutter

> dinosaurs
> horse tits
> fatties in tutus
> swamp lights
> rodent
> broom

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>>736886039
woohoo!

>>736885885
>>736885939
> voodoo bar

>>736884077
Shark tale

>>736885986
Shaun if the dead.

>>736885168
I'm the main actor and have to be rescued all the fuckin' time

>>736886181
Nope that made things worsem

>>736884729
Rolling for mine. Still no one who guessed it

>>736886243
Holy grail idfk

>>736886213
:^)

>>736886243
The 100 Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared
> really?