steam avatar thread
>>738889836
who teh fuck would use this shit
celeb
Where ma Elle bros?
Anyone have some top tier mommies? I've been edging for a while.
This girl that I'm pretty sure likes me just messaged me. She doesn't know I have a gf and I have no intention to cheat on my gf. With that being said, dubs decides
>>738891502
Just home alone... pretty boring Friday night. Wanna come over?
Tell her to go to Brazil to meet you, then never go
>>738891707
Roll
FACEBOOK/ IG FAP
Continuation of old thread
I get this dumb fucking chat up line from a friend and she thinks it's original.
Dubs decides what I send next.
>>738886386
the other 30% is sperm.
lol jk, u want sum fuk ?
>>738886386
Do you like fucking blacks? Because I sure wanna see that big black dick between those big white titties girl.
Such a hugless, kissless, virgin beta autistic nerd that i just let a guy fuck my ass out of loneliness.
How bad should i kill myself? I've basically just destroyed my honor and masculinity, i feel ill
Me btw
go into gay porn
Kill yourself until you're dead
>>738881291
You should go full on trap. When you find out it's a lonely world outside of /b/ for degenerates like yourself then kill yourself
Fuzzy butts and s/fur bread
Checking in.
So, Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon. No, this is not an incest fantasy bread.
Anyway, She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her AirPodsâ„¢ in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the MacBookâ„¢ shut. So I took her MacBookâ„¢ away from her and grounded her for a month.
About twenty minutes later, my fat wife told me that she ungrounded her then told me give the MacBookâ„¢ back. She was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter the fucking MacBookâ„¢.
Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. I will sleep on the couch in the living room tonight. My wife completely punked me out in front of my own child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.
I can't understand it /b/. I try to protect my daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?
I'd tell her to use her hand. No sense in throwing your virginity away to a piece of polyurethane
>>738877624
Man, just let it go. Don't be so rude, you know doing this is gona have a big effect on your relationship later on right?
There are other educated ways to go about this. You remind me of the piece of shit parents I had always expecting to have eachother's backs when I did something wrong, then the whole would just turn into a fight between them.
Talk to your wife about it, if you don't clear the air things will only get worse.
well now that that's sorted out (at least, I think it is), i'll try this one more time
im a fair trap, but im bored and taking requests if anyone wants. idgaf anymore
none of my gifs fucking work. i spent a long time making those ;-; so frustrating
and really i dont expect this thread to kick off so i'll probably respond to anything
im just bored at this point. bored and frustrated
Nice ass finger hole?
EXPERIMENTAL:
This is a thread with, intiially, no topic. Let's see where /b/ takes it.
what do you think was the largest contributing factor in the fall of the mongol empire?
>>738886384
They thought it helped when you blew on your NES cartridges.
>>738886299
I see various threads here and I don't get what is going on with them. So please explain to me like if I was a 5 year old girl trapped in the body of a 50 year old man with an arab moustache and bombs around my belt menacing you to explode if you don't respect my personal inner sexual identity.
1) - Those threads with porn gifs asking you what is the meaning of living and why don't you kill yourself.
If I get it right, those threads are mixing both physical (the bodies and the act of coitus) and metaphysical (the meaning of life and the very existance) subjects in the same post. Sensu strictu, sex is physical and doesn't attend to any other inquiry besides pleasure; it doesn't attend, a priori, to any other particular purpose and its main objective is the personal, poetrical, beautiful and paired manifestation of love, respect, art and caring between two or more people.
From the metaphysical point of view, life doesn't have any other purpose other than life itself. As if, life was its own meaning, like if life itself and not other human construct or reduction (like sex, pleasure, or other human feelings measured from human dimensions) was able to resume its meaning at its fullest.
Waking up as a girl thread. Roll
hawt
eh
hot
new fb fap
Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
cmon fuckers
How big is your dick?
>>738877708
15 cm erect.
ITT describe video games poorly
Last thread died
>Be detective
>Solve mysteries
>Kid that died in the past is now mad at you
>Teach kid a lesson
>>738884106
another hint?
>>738884106
Not a gaem but sounds like the plot to The 6th Sense
>>738884441
>City you are in is fucked
>Crime everywhere