Fuzzy butts and s/fur bread
Hope there wokn't be surprise drug test
Evening Auren - that's a lovely butt
This is dumb. I just want to go to the store and grab a six-pack. It would be so easy.
Life isn't supposed to be easy; it's supposed to be hard so you can learn from your past decisions.
Then comes the part where you have to decide between parting from some currency or get shot by cops
I just want to whip her with a thick, leather belt. I love it when girls ask to be punished.
aw now that's just a waste of food
Then proceed to bury my face in her bruised ass.
Because God hates us all.
Figured abuse would be the only thing you could do w/ a female
I can take the abuse too. That's also very nice.
Nooooo I posted a half-feral
fish are on a different mental level than otters
Probably just boring pussy. But I wouldn't know.
fuck man don't make me think shit like that
I heard a bullet to your head can be pretty exhilarating
Must've been w/ a human
nvm... I guess it's probably best not to have huge expectations anyway...
Even a snug vag won't compare to your vulcan death grip wanking, I'm afraid. Yank it less, try again.
But yes, it's a bit overrated.
Well, technically I would...
I go in with the mindset of "sex is supposed to be fun, it's not supposed to be the best single feeling in your life. It's just fun."
You should try it and find out.
Better women who are better at sex.
The rare tibetan love walrus
you seem to not be aware of the idea of self awareness
They're busy doing other dumb shit like embedding YouTube videos in posts.
If you had to regret one thing, what would it be?
>you are turned on by animal drawings
Real live animals too :3
US has 15.7 million millionaires. It's not hard to believe when you realize millionaires aren't as rich as they used to be.
Not starting my own genetic engineering lab for reasons.
>I mean, I don't see a point here
If you're wanking manually you'll be using more pressure than a vagina is going to apply; if you're used to that, actual sex will invariably be a bit underwhelming. Maybe use nothing but a fleshlight for a bit.
I learn better from an example. Go ahead, I'll watch
gtg eat dinner. be back later, keep the thread going
Are you a millionaire? Are you a furfag? Do you have regret or shame? Can I ask you anything?
Well that's because you've only had sex once.
I fuck dogs.
Am I doing it right?
Sounds like you just need a milf to show you what good pussy is like.
Look no further
This one has an SPH too, it's in another pic
I wouldn't mind having a furry plushie. Not necessarily to fuck, but cuddle with and pet, like a big, floofy kitty.
How was the move?
Alrighty gents, gotta head out for a bit. Cya later!
What if I furst told you this was a comic and then pawsted it
Is it? I mean, it still serves the same purpose. I would just put more love into it (pun not intended).
start saving money for the robot now
also vr maybe?
lots of driving
You sure know about getting poked
Sounds boring. Or fun, depending on how you drive.
How tho? I'd still be fucking it. It just wouldn't be the sole reason I got it.
Sometimes we have to go thru a little difficulty to get where we want
>wouldn't mind having a furry plushie
even flying down country highways gets a bit tiresome after a few hours
I like to drive fast, used to have a lot of anxiety associated with driving, though
There'd better be a furry option when sexbots happen
Howdy. Hows it giong?
Howdy love. Hows it going tonight?
...Maybe a little. Looks super cuddly. But not if you touched it.
Wow, I thought I was the only one. I'm too afraid to drive in fear I'll fuck up and do something really bad. I trust myself more on a motorcycle since you have much greater control.
Meh, gotta work tonight and have a one day weekend
Because he's a registered sex offender.
You really cakn't tell from the pic butt she's basically a plush daki. Shares the bed w/ me so I have my paws all over her every nite
>if you can have a real doggo
Yeah: if. Knot pawsible atm 3:
Thanks but don't worry too much about it. Just because we are forced to work doesn't mean I'm going to be doing anything other than what I need to do. I usually do extra shit but not tonight