Fuzzy butts and s/fur bread
Checking in.
butt
workworkwork
kk
have a time
>>738889691
Howyd Auren.
>>738889467
Planetary
butts?
>>738889744
See ya, Ethereal.
>>738889820
aloha
>>738889744
Hope there wokn't be surprise drug test
>>738889854
Butts!
>>738889744
Thanks for posting, Ether!
bootay
>>738890012
I need moar
>>738889691
Evening Auren - that's a lovely butt
This is dumb. I just want to go to the store and grab a six-pack. It would be so easy.
i have a rather limited collection
>>738889744
cya Ether
>>738890163
Life isn't supposed to be easy; it's supposed to be hard so you can learn from your past decisions.
>>738890163
Then comes the part where you have to decide between parting from some currency or get shot by cops
>>738890239
I just want to whip her with a thick, leather belt. I love it when girls ask to be punished.
>>738890412
aw now that's just a waste of food
Why can't real girls have asses like /s/ girls?
>>738890434
Then proceed to bury my face in her bruised ass.
>>738890596
Because God hates us all.
>>738890596
but some do though
>>738890434
Figured abuse would be the only thing you could do w/ a female
I want a grill to sit on my face so bad.
>>738889596
>otter: anthropomorphic
>fish: not anthropomorphic
W H A T
H
A
T
>>738890867
I can take the abuse too. That's also very nice.
>>738891058
Nooooo I posted a half-feral
>>738891058
Can someone please explain this?
>>738891058
Food
>>738891058
fish are on a different mental level than otters
i just had sex
it's so overrated
it feels terrible compared to masturbation
>>738891275
Probably just boring pussy. But I wouldn't know.
>>738891275
fuck man don't make me think shit like that
>>738891111
I heard a bullet to your head can be pretty exhilarating
>>738891348
Good as any, I just don't see how it could be any better
Maybe I just had high expectation
>>738891424
What's wrong?
>>738891111
>>738891275
Must've been w/ a human
>>738891576
What animal/thing are you implying as superior
>>738891275
now you know
you have to admit it is fun though
>>738891514
nvm... I guess it's probably best not to have huge expectations anyway...
>>738891275
Even a snug vag won't compare to your vulcan death grip wanking, I'm afraid. Yank it less, try again.
But yes, it's a bit overrated.
>>738891348
Well, technically I would...
>>738891648
Any
>>738891691
I go in with the mindset of "sex is supposed to be fun, it's not supposed to be the best single feeling in your life. It's just fun."
>>738889467
If you ever wanna feel more pathetic just know that all of you are turned on by animal drawings. Fucking losers
>>738891722
shhh mods might be listening
>>738891483
You should try it and find out.
>>738891514
Better women who are better at sex.
>>738891648
The rare tibetan love walrus
>>738891805
millionaire furfag with no regret or shame. ask me anything
>>738891805
you seem to not be aware of the idea of self awareness
>>738891849
They're busy doing other dumb shit like embedding YouTube videos in posts.
>>738891934
If you had to regret one thing, what would it be?
>>738891934
ok buddy
>>738891665
eh... I cant see it
>>738891681
I guess?
>>738891691
I mean, I don't see a point here
>>738891866
I did state I don't see how it could be any better
Above average thread tonight. . . too bad I'm going to work and can't fap right now.
Remember /fur/fridays? Yiff in hell
>>738891805
>you are turned on by animal drawings
Real live animals too :3
>>738891648
I wonder every day how different a marepussy feels compared to human.
I guess the fantasy makes it more of a turn on than it really is.
>>738892065
US has 15.7 million millionaires. It's not hard to believe when you realize millionaires aren't as rich as they used to be.
>>738892049
Not starting my own genetic engineering lab for reasons.
>>738892090
>I mean, I don't see a point here
If you're wanking manually you'll be using more pressure than a vagina is going to apply; if you're used to that, actual sex will invariably be a bit underwhelming. Maybe use nothing but a fleshlight for a bit.
>>738891866
I learn better from an example. Go ahead, I'll watch
>>738892232
That's fair.
gtg eat dinner. be back later, keep the thread going
>>738892288
I still don't see a point, why would I want sex to feel better
>>738892383
Be well, Auren. See ya.
>>738891934
Are you a millionaire? Are you a furfag? Do you have regret or shame? Can I ask you anything?
With all the sextoys around. Why are there no inflatabe furry girls with rubber pussy and ass you just gotta inflate?
I mena that market niche has to be overlooked.
>>738892482
yes yes no yes
>>738892090
Well that's because you've only had sex once.
>itt anons make extraordinary claims
>>738892427
Face of the bunny on the body of the horse
>>738892617
Three or four times
>>738892680
I fuck dogs.
Am I doing it right?
>>738892753
Sounds like you just need a milf to show you what good pussy is like.
>>738892564
It's a start
>>738892882
I've had a milf and milfs are the same as young womens.
you really have to work them up first though
>>738892900
That's disgusting.
I want a life-size horse entirely inflatable with a nice rubber pussy. I can't be asking for too much in this day and age.
>>738892569
Thanks
>>738893009
Fair enough.
>>738892564
Because the fandom skipped that and went straight for plushies.
>>738893195
Absolutely this.
>>738893327
Evening, Sunshine.
>>738893283
Wait
>>738893342
Both are pretty weird though. One's just higher-quality weird.
>>738893195
I hope I don't have to wait until they got robots in all furry forms.
>>738893327
Hey Sunny.
>>738893431
Is she saying it sarcastically?
>>738893475
[face of mercy]
>>738893542
idk, it was 2013, maybe she was canonically a virgin still.
>>738893072
Look no further
This one has an SPH too, it's in another pic
>>738893431
I wouldn't mind having a furry plushie. Not necessarily to fuck, but cuddle with and pet, like a big, floofy kitty.
>>738893475
How was the move?
>>738893665
That's entirely different though.
>>738893621
>pokes with needle
No.
Alrighty gents, gotta head out for a bit. Cya later!
>>738893283
What if I furst told you this was a comic and then pawsted it
Shaktis Assistant
01/08
>>738893907
02/08
>>738893741
Is it? I mean, it still serves the same purpose. I would just put more love into it (pun not intended).
>>738893888
Later, dude.
>>738893436
start saving money for the robot now
also vr maybe?
>>738893503
>>738893557
howdy
>>738893665
lots of driving
>>738893621
Yeah, but those are aftermarket. You can't go on ebay and buy them.
>>738893964
03/08
>>738893744
You sure know about getting poked
>>738894005
Yes, it is.
>>738894020
Hey, but bye.
>>738894078
04/08
>>738894020
VR is probably the best alternative.
>>738894020
Sounds boring. Or fun, depending on how you drive.
>>738894117
How tho? I'd still be fucking it. It just wouldn't be the sole reason I got it.
>>738894151
05/08
>>738894033
Sometimes we have to go thru a little difficulty to get where we want
>>738894320
06/08
>>738894393
07/08
>>738894235
Howdy, Diesel.
>>738894442
08/08, concl.
>>738893665
>wouldn't mind having a furry plushie
u jelli?
>>738894117
>>738893888
bye...
>>738894247
even flying down country highways gets a bit tiresome after a few hours
I like to drive fast, used to have a lot of anxiety associated with driving, though
>>738894627
cute!
>>738892564
There'd better be a furry option when sexbots happen
>>738894443
>One off
Howdy. Hows it giong?
>>738894733
Howdy love. Hows it going tonight?
>>738894627
No.
...Maybe a little. Looks super cuddly. But not if you touched it.
>>738894627
why get a plush if you can have a real doggo?
>>738894733
Oh and she has a friend :3
>>738894733
Wow, I thought I was the only one. I'm too afraid to drive in fear I'll fuck up and do something really bad. I trust myself more on a motorcycle since you have much greater control.
>>738894805
Decent. You?
>>738895037
Meh, gotta work tonight and have a one day weekend
>>738894872
Because he's a registered sex offender.
>>738895109
Sorry, dude.
>>738894842
You really cakn't tell from the pic butt she's basically a plush daki. Shares the bed w/ me so I have my paws all over her every nite
>>738894872
>if you can have a real doggo
Yeah: if. Knot pawsible atm 3:
>>738895129
wait, really?
>>738895274
^?
>>738895129
lmao
>>738895221
Thanks but don't worry too much about it. Just because we are forced to work doesn't mean I'm going to be doing anything other than what I need to do. I usually do extra shit but not tonight