So, Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter

I'd tell her to use her hand. No sense in throwing your virginity away to a piece of polyurethane

>>738877624
Man, just let it go. Don't be so rude, you know doing this is gona have a big effect on your relationship later on right?

There are other educated ways to go about this. You remind me of the piece of shit parents I had always expecting to have eachother's backs when I did something wrong, then the whole would just turn into a fight between them.

Talk to your wife about it, if you don't clear the air things will only get worse.

4chan is not the best place to go to for parenting advice. However, suggest you and your wife need to have a long talk and set ground rules for acceptable tween behavior in 2017.

>>738877624
You're also a dumbshit for not communicating this with your wife. Marriage requires teamwork; of course she's gonna be pissed you did something without including her on it.

YOU have to be 18 to post.

You posted this before.

YOU are not a chick so where is your dog in the fight?

What the fuck are we supposed to do? Pull an Agent 47 on this bitch with the neckbeard battalion and autist sniper squad?

>>738877624
>MacBook
Is that like a food journal but you write about what you eat at McDonald?

I'm not sure if this is some kind of obscure joke, why the fuck did you use ™ so much or at all?

>>738877624
just buy her a vibrator. I'm sure you daughter gets horny. what do you care if she rubs a pieces of vibrating plastic on her pussy? she's going to masturbate either way

Even if this bullshit is true, you are wrong.

It is time you talk to her w/ wife present about birds and bees.

>>738877624
Shitty pasta is old

>>738877990

Anon speaks true. You don't want a good cop/bad cop dynamic in your parenting, but a unified front, especially where discipline is concerned. You should have talked to wifey before putting the foot down. She could have handled the situation better, but you dropped the ball first.

Talk to your wife, so you can make sure neither of you repeats the same mistake.
Also, tell us more about your daughter. Asking for a friend.

>>738878123
it's a shill trying to advertise for macbook

>>738877990
>Marriage requires teamwork
>says a lonely virgin

Just fuck her yourself, that way it saves you money.

>>738878248
>tell us more about your daughter
this and his friend would also like some pics of your daughter in a thong bikini

>>738877624
Did anyone else ever see the movie that little midget guy did called Great Land of Small?

>You can't into vibrate
>years later
>rides big black dick for revenge

Copypasta is stale.

>>738877624
Welcome to being the male figure in the family bro. Everything is your fault and you will always be wrong. Best advice suck it up.

>>738877624
Wow dude, i don't go on b as much as I used too but this proves it, you really are here forever. A btard asking for parenting advice, wow.

Question for you OP, how much shit does your wife give you? FYI mom isn't from the mainland USA and if I had a sister she would have kicked her ass for that.
|This is why im glad im bi, I would not last 5 minutes with an american woman, my fucking god man she's turning your daughter into a slut.

>>738878520
Lel, again why I would not last in an american household, I would end up beating the fuck out of someone and when the cops get called go out shooting, no one respects men in this country.

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>>738878248
Yes, Tell us more about your daughter, Why does she want the vibrator?

>>738878726
If I take that macbook away will you die?

>>738879260
That will be extremely tedious

>>738879824
You're an average guy

>>738877859
I thought they were ABS or polypropylene.

>>738877624
Anon, all young girls/boys will interested in sexual things. It's inevitable.

>stfu pedo

Oh gee, sorry. I use to be 10yo one time.

>>738877624
Stfu, fucking fivehead ass motherfucker.

>>738877624
i mean she is 12 i discovered porn at 4, and started cumming at 8 and im not a fucking degenerate im just a lonley 18 year old virgin.

>>738879953
For who?

This post again

>>738880369
stfu pedo

>>738878368
you're a dick

>>738880595
That guy over there

Just kill them both

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>>738880695

I'm late af, but whatevs...

Maybe you are in the wrong? Who is to say she didn't hear about them before and wanted to look it up to see what it was.

It can be like when you're watching a movie with sex in it and your parents walk in on the sex part. They assume its porn and ground you for it. Not fair at all right?

u posted this before fuck off

>>738878248
Holy fuck summerfags.

>>738877624
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She was probably looking at:
Hitachi © Magic-Wand ™
but they are now manufactured by Vibratex ® Corporation

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Install Windows XP on her Macbook.

And tell us why your wife thinks it's normal at 12 behaving like a wasted 37yo whore

LOOK AT ALL THE TRIPS IN THIS THREAD
HOLY FUCK

>>738877624
>MacBook™
This is your problem. Know what I would do in you situation? Use group policy to apply proxy settings on her machine and use a family friendly proxy to filter that shit right out.

>>738877624
You're a terrible father. Holy fuck.

>>738884343
Yes because he doesn't want his underage daughter purchasing dildos. You fucking faggot

This copypasta sucks

sooooooooo you rather have your daughter go out and get banged by guys then let her stay home and do herself with a vibrator? because that's what you are forcing her to do by going over board with the computer and grounding.

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>>738877624

>>738877874
>>738878207
>>738878214

an hero pls

>>738877624
Nasty pasta.
Nice picture of Weezer.

>>738877624
if she fucks herself shes not fucking guys.. ur dumb and turned her into a slut for real cock instead of being comfortable with herself... self esteem issues will ruin her if you take away her dildos you idiot

>>738877624
You let your wife cuck you in front of your daughter. Grow some balls man.
Your wife doesn't respect you and your daughter won't respect you unless you straighten this shit out.
You're the man of the house, put those bitches in their place you faggot

>>738884911
>if she fucks herself shes not fucking guys

if she tries the polyurethane one, she'll soon want the nigger one

>>738884911
>>738884708

Are you guys going to buy your 12 year old daughter dildos if she wants one? Not trolling just curious.

>>738877624

Did you post this from your iPhone7

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>>738885080
of coarshe

>>738885080
never.
if I do, she'll have 4-5 "unwanted pregnancies" before 18

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>>738877624
What are you married to a fat bitch anyways?

>>738885272

yes, from my Apple® iPhone⅞

>>738877624
Isn't it better for her to be getting off with a vibrator than a black cock?

>>738877624
what kind of supreme faggot actually takes the time to put superscript trademark symbols throughout their post?

Is this some new forced copypasta shit?

>>738877624
>forcing a child to use apple products
now THAT'S child abuse!

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>>738885590
>what kind of supreme faggot actually takes the time to put superscript trademark symbols throughout their post?

it's the shitty iphone autocorrect, faget.

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All the faggots telling him to let his underage 12 year old daughter to buy sex toys I reported you to the FBI

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>>738885710

and it lets FBI spy your activity

>>738885710
He typed all that on a phone???? lmao

>>738877624
>anon got red pilled by his own wife

better go to the sink and get some soapy water on that face because you just woke up anon.

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>>738877624
Divorce your fat, sorry excuse of a wife and use this as ammo in court to get custody of your daughter. It's too bad this shit didn't happen earlier in the girl's life so she wouldn't be corrupted by your wife's shit-tier parenting but you can at least get her away and try to mitigate the damage done by educating her properly.

Man whoever comes up with these copypastas have so much time on their hands

>>738877624
You sir are worse than Hitler

You should let that aspect of parenting be in the mom's domain. You can save face by admitting you had acted rashly and that you don't fully understand why it's a good idea, and then discuss it more with your wife in private. Kinda lame she undermined you right in front of your daughter, but maybe that was just a feminism coming out.

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>>738886507
>Implying similar circumstances don't happen across the globe and some end up on /b/

>>738886803
i laughed because of the gif

>>738877624
Thank feminism dude

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I bought my daughter a hitachi magic wand and pic related for her menarche party.
Feels amazing to clip it on and let the hitachi tap on it.

My mother was (and is) horribly sexually repressed. I got the "fingers in scalding water" treatment for being caught masturbating. I got my ass whipped to bleeding after the neighbor kid confessed that we'd touched no-nos.
That shit is far from healthy, and totally unproductive.

>>738887047
True, but how open and involved should a parent be in their childs masturbation practices?

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>>738887047
menarche party wtf

>>738887370
Treat it like other bodily functions.
Don't pee, poop or masturbate in public.

Wow so difficult.

>>738887370
wtf is this question even
if they masturbating in their room why the parent have to be involved
dont let me get chris hansen

>>738877624
>protect my daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me.

your wife has it figured out

just accept it and try not to be an asshole when your 13 year old daughter gives birth to a nigger

>>738887460
It's a real thing that people do, brozef. Try google if you want to see hilarious (or sickening) examples.
For my family it's basically just a second birthday in that year, where you get "grown up" presents.
I think it started because my husband's grandparents were filthy neopagan hippies, and kept because it's pretty cool actually.

>>738887822
woo wee it's a good thing 99% of you don't have kids

>>738887980
"You bleed, you breed. Now get in the bedroom with your uncle."

>>738888054
I have kids, UNfortunately no whore daughter like OP though

>>738887980
What an absolutely retarded concept.

>Daughter we're gonna celebrate the fact that you're gonna bleed for the rest of your life and not die
The fuck...

>>738887980
Just for incidental hilarity, my mother in law's legal name is "Crystal Babbling Brook In The Meadow Fields"
Easy to guess she goes by Brooke.

>>738888274
Explain how it is significantly different from bat mitzvah.

Man liberals are weird

>>738888616
Explain to me how a bat mitzvah isn't retarded too?

>>738889021
as opposed to conservatives and the imaginary friend they routinely talk to

>>738889082
Do..do you get ANGRY when others have fun? Does it hurt you physically somehow?
People celebrating life and health fills you with seething hatred?

Drawing a line and demarcating it with a celebration to help a child through the rough transition into adulthood doesn't sound like a fine idea to you?

>>738889321
84% of the world is religious. Just because you don't believe in it doesn't make you special

>>738889479
no, it just makes me sane

>>738878402
This

>>738889367
God...please act more hurt... It's because people like you coddle their children that they turn out so thin-skinned and offended by everything and anyone, that doesn't give their petty plights the time of day. I'm not angry at their fun or celebrations but don't glorify a natural act just because they got a little uncomfortable, fucking christ...

I'll tell you what you gotta do OP, buy your daughter the bright pink bunny and a pack of batteries. What kind of stupid fuck posts something like this anyways? Who calls their child a slut? Why you with a fat bitch? Fuck you OP.

>>738889724
So 84% of the world is insane?
Be careful you don't want to cut yourself on that edge

>>738877624
Your daughter is a thot and will probably end up getting a butterfly tattoo and fucking "gangsters" that think they're hard for selling tylenol.

Best have your wife drown completely accidentally on a trip to the beach sometime soon to remover her harmful element from the picture.

>>738885726
Who fucking cares. Free speech bitch. One cant be prosecuted for a damn opinion statement on an internet board.

Hows about we look at your 12 year old instead and we can suggest what vibrator she needs?

>>738890201
>One cant be prosecuted for a damn opinion statement on an internet board.
WRONG

>>738890201
>taking the bait
lmao faggot

I am a girl. And I think you are a horrible father. I am happy at least her mother is rational. If she was not, you might have scared the shit out of your daughter for the way you reacted to her just accepting her feelings. You are not protecting her from anyting. If you want her to not listen to her feelings it is better to be nice and make her get respect for your opinions. My parents were like that, they are super nice, but they never accepted me to be sexual as a child, and now I am 22 (and am having a very interesting sex life), but I really hate my parents for "protecting" me from anything sex related when I grew up.

obligatory tits or gtfo

>>738890420
Can i be your boyfriend?

>>738890420
bait

>>738890291
NO. NOT FOR AN OPINION. At least not in USA. You telling me that my constitutional RIGHTS to free speech doesnt apply to an OPINION on the internet? Good luck with that. My lawer would tear them a new asshole. GTFO

>>738890329
Nah, just bored and feel like arguing with idiots.

Please let this be bait. If not: you are a dickhead of a father. We all masturbate, BOO FUCKING HOO

>>738877624
I fucking hate this generation. All girls and women are whores.

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>>738890420

Fuck off

22 year olds eat shit and know nothing

>I still hate my parents

Grow the fuck up and also please don't reproduce

>>738890420
And yet you grew up to be a whore.

>>738877624
Kill them and make another daughter with another woman

>>738877624

Your wife fucked you over for sure, when parents disagree they can't just fucking undermine each other

Time for some serious fucking words with your wife my man

>>738877624
Buy her 10 vibrators, she will never search for it again

>>738890898
Yes but you don't buy a 12 year old a dildo you flaming homosexual

>>738877624
You're an idiot.
Everyone wanks.
why don't you help her be a good person by setting a good example.

But yes, your wife was a dick. Stop giving her good cause to be a dick.

>>738890781
So if your opinion is to plan an attack and kill the President you can't be prosecuted right?
Right

>>738890781
>You telling me that my constitutional RIGHTS to free speech doesnt apply to an OPINION on the internet?
Yes. Exactly this.

Mfw when 121 replies 58 Posters. Mfw everyone is samefagging so hard

Kill wife and rape your daughter. Force her to cam. Prostitute. Whatever. Sick of these dull fucking threads.

>>738878207
actually a crime

Let her rub all she wants. Man when I discovered masturbating I was bleeding from my groin the same day. Teens need that shit not to go insane.

>>738891434
Isn't it illegal to buy underage sex toys? Are you a pedo?

>>738891364

Yes. And use them on her. Vid. Upload. Profit.

>>738890025
The vast majority of people don't qualify as insane, merely philosophers' zombies.

Maybe 20% of the population have something going on inside their head other than simple signal processing.

The zombies are why we have vapid pop culture, president spray tan, religious fundamentals and zealots for any conceivable cause.

This includes atheists, liberals, libertarians, or anything else you feel is retarded.

The people who have real individual identity are the ones with doubts, introspective, daydreams and creative ideas. Unfortunately they also include the actual psychopaths.

Think about the number of people you know who say something like "yea michael bay makes bad movies but I don't care they're fun to watch" or "it doesn't matter who you vote for they're all equally bad"
These aren't the ideas of a rational, thinking mind. They're units of information collected and stored to be parroted at need by the unaware brain of a philosopher's zombie. The literal meme. Requires no thought, just pattern matching.

And zombies take to cultural indoctrination perfectly. It's the niche they evolved to fill. Get told something once as a child, it's the truth forever. Also here's a list of arguments ready made for you to parrot if you get questioned, no thought required.

>>738877624
>degenerate

Get back to /pol/ retard

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>>738891541
>mfw
>not including a picture

>>738887980
Tits plox

>>738891711
Shit I've been exposed. I just discovered 4chin this morning

>>738878495
this

>>738891618
You: English. Get some.

>>738877624
Teenagers masturbate.
Almost all of them.

People were as outraged as you when kinsey first brought that to life in the mid 20th century. We're way past it.

I also absolutely promise you, if you step into her sex life and ban her and control her, shes going to suck 70 dicks tomorrow.

Like it or not thats how teenage girls work. The best you can do is a calm open rational discussion about the values you want her to have.

>>738891398
why not? because you are a small minded cancerous piece of shit? Think outside of the box for once. It could make your life alot easier.

>>738891541
Wow, imagine that! A conversation between a group of people in which everybody doesn't post one thing and then leave! What a notion!

>>738891889
Nigger i can type however i like 99% of people will understand if you can't you need to go back to your special ed classes

>>738892002
Maybe because it's fucking illegal you degenerate

>>738891541
Mfw my two cents to OP, plus my reply to you makes two posts.

Mfw math and simple logic is pretty hard sometimes.

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>>738891676
>I think different and don't follow the mainstream.
>I must be like a special kind of human.
>I make muh own patterns.

Do you not understand you sound like an absolute retard.

>>738892017
There's barely any arguments mostly people spouting the same bs so stfu

>>738892115
mfw you need to an hero

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>>738877624

> posting on 4chan
> wife
> kid
> worried about degeneracy
> not understanding kids masturbate
> not an incest fantasy bread
> uses trademark symbol on apple product names

>>738892082
illegal to buy sex toys? fucking kek m8. i bet you are an americunt. explains the small minded stuff

>>738892115
To be fair I'm like 20 posts in this thread and the dude with the hateboner for anything beyond daily beatings and cold gruel has to be at least 10

>>738877624
this is undoubtedly pasta, but

don't try to interfere with kids' masturbatory habits. every one of us here started touching ourselves before middle school, so why freak out about it just because it's your own kid? and don't pull that double standard shit where it's cool for a boy and not a girl to masturbate cause it just makes no sense.

if your kid is able to browse amazon and order shit without your knowledge, you have bigger problems than whether their masturbation is manual or battery operated. namely, your amazon is unprotected, meaning anyone with access to your computer can charge your credit card. most likely, since you're this fucking stupid in the first place, they could also charge your card on EVERY ecommerce site you use regularly. that makes you a dumb shit and a financial liability to your family.

if your spouse is in the habit of undermining you in front of the kids, you need to have a long talk with your spouse about proper protocol regarding discipline. like, if you're gonna unilaterally ground a kid, spouse needs to know ASAP when, for how long, and why. then, if it comes about that Jr isnt grounded after all, the parent who initiated the grounding needs to end it.

if spouse just contradicts you all the time, then your marriage is probably coming to an unpleasant end. it's time to start thinking about ending it on your terms and what kind of relationship you want with your kids.

>>738892266
Illegal to buy sex toys for a underage child. Holy fuck you're retarded

>>738892218

Thats a neat meme reflex ya got there.

>>738890584
>>738890752
I am working on the photo. I am new to 4chan, sorry it takes time.

>>738890588
I actually have a boyfriend. An amazing one <3 We live together, but have an open relationship, so we both have several amazing fuckfriends :) (Both I and him are very attractive so we can choose whoever is interested in our gender). And we are active in the BDSM and swinging scene, so we have a very happy life :)

(Btw, English is not my first language, so sorry for the poor English and taking long writing.)

>>738892341
Thanks m8

>>738892303
It's not about masturbation it's about a kid with sex toys try again though

>>738877624
Firstly, you should talk to your daughter and explain to her why you reacted the way you did. Ask her why she thinks she is ready for something like that.

And tell your wife to fuck off and eat a cake, it's all she's good at.

>>738892326
she could buy it herself? she was browsing the web herself before you took her laptop. Haha, sure i'm retarded. couldnt care less kankerslammer. kankerhonden zoals jij moeten ze onverdoofd fileren

>>738892363
post pics with timestamp or completely bullshit

How old is she? if she is over 11 years old (you daugther) tell your wife to stfu and take her the mac for 2 weeks, and don't let her go out for a week (just the time to get the lesson). Otherwise spank her vey hard.

>>738877859
Why do young people think that virginity has to do with breaking the hymen. Fucking idiot, virginity is a state of mind.

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>>738877624
Anon, i am going to give you some advice and pure Bulgarian wisdom!
Use one of these to put her in her place (pic related). When you're done tell her "your father was right".

>>738877624
Just give her back her Macbook Pro™ and dont let her buy freaking dildo.

>>738892563
>virginity is a state of mind

Ok Im a virgin again then

>>738892533
Im not op. and a 12 year old shouldnt be buying sex toys pedo. I won't even bother translating your chinese.

>>738892082
also, you're calling me names while you are married to a fucking whale. Yet she makes you sleep on the fucking sofa. Aren't you the beta cuck pleb?

>>738892563
Tell that to Allah and Mohammad

>>738892563
>Virginity is a state of mind
>"Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse."
Yes.

>>738892747
why not? give me one good reason?

>>738892567
the fuck is that?

>>738892533
haha google vertalen gaat niet zo goed hé kerel.

>>738892963
Wtf lul jij uit je nek dan maat?

This thread is fucking shit

>>738892138
You communicate entirely in memes. When's the last time you had a thought deeper than "lol what a retard"?
I mean, you're a perfect example of a philosopher's zombie.
You read the post, felt the urge to respond.

No thought involved. No consideration of how to articulate your point of view.

You grabbed a meme image to signify your instant derision.
You assembled your feelings in another meme format
You topped it off with a non-communicative statement addressing only how you feel about what I said without any consideration of what it is that I said. And made sure to include your favorite meme word of dismissal.

People, this is what I'm talking about.

No thoughts. No self awareness. Signal and countersignal. Philosophers' zombie.
There are billions of human beings alive today. The people are very few.

>>738893325
TL;DR

Nobody cares about you

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>>738892567
No way in hell non-Bulgarians would understand you.

>>738892954
It is Bulgarian national weapon for street violence. Most famously and commonly used in city of Pernik.

>>738893407
Only got two memes in that reply, zombie.
Is your repertoire running low?

>>738880292
kek

>>738877624

Even Laura Palmer had her secrets, why can't your daughter?

Safer than the real thing.

>>738893548
Operator: 'He took the bait'

>>738877624
You sound like a total faggot and a shithole parent who is going to end up with a daughter bringing home a black boyfriend because you try way too hard to be a stereotypical shit parent.

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>>738890584
>>738890752
>>738892551

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>>738893548
are you even sure the same guy posted that response?

>>738893989
No. Does it matter? I'm not trying to communicate with the zombies, that's pointless. Just demonstrating their existence for the benefit of others.

>>738886225
>ammo
He's in the wrong so it would just backfire on him.

>>738877624
Instead of over reacting and thinking your daughter is going to become a slut; why don't you talk to her about what she was looking at. My guess is that she was simply curious. I get the fact that you want to protect your daughter but there are times where you need to guide her through things. Sex is one of those things especially if she's twelve and getting right into puberty. What your wife did was wrong as she didn't talk to you about it before doing that. Instead of shielding her and stopping her from taking path of sexuality you should guide her through it cause once she becomes an adult or at least learn some stuff from equally uneducated friends and with no real guidance, she'll be even more likely to end up a slut.

>>738894149
Again: couldnt care less

jesus fuck, man. she's 12. she's probably growing tits and pussy hair now. I started masturbating at 6.

its better for her to have a vibrator, know how to use it, and know that her parents know and don't care than for her to have to masturbate in secret and shame every goddamn day and eventually go on to boys (which is coming REALLL SOON if it hasn't already) and not know what the fuck she is doing and get pregnant or something. its time to have the talk and let her explore her body in a safe fashion that doesn't end with her growing up thinking her body and sex are shameful and dirty

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>>738891813

>>738893939
Hahaha, pwnage

>>738893939
Fake as shit
Look at the paper

>>738894809
If judges made promotional videos of themselves...

>>738894999
Is it fake paper?

Like rice paper or something?

kek all these newfags who fall for the b8

The only person in the right here is your daughter. You went off half cocked (but understandably) and your wife should have discussed this with you privately to present a united and supportive front.

Now you've demonised a natural and pleasurable act in the eyes of your daughter AND your wife has broken rank to try and limit the damage of your emotional response.

When you don't feel so indignant, talk to your wife rationally about this and present a united front to support and nurture your daughter's curiosity.

Because if you don't, she will go behind your back and make irreversible mistakes. Strike while the iron is hot. Be supportive and informative. It will work out better that way.

>>738894678
>taking info from someone who started masturbating at 6
he probly likes to watch his wife fk black meaty cock too

>>738894999
It's not. How is it possible to post a photo where you would believe me if you don't believe that? :P

>>738895216
Nigger shes 12 and buying sex toys if she wants to masturbate she need to learn how to use her hands

>>738895216
Jesus...
See >>738895200

And a bunch of virgin neckbeards trying to give marriage advice? lol

>>738877624

Look, here are your choices, when it comes down to it.

1) Let her get a sex toy, and she'll be happy that she's got such a progressive and accepting father.

2) Forbid her from it, and both she and your wife will be upset with you AND she'll find another means to satisfy her developing sexual desires. That could be her fingers, various objects around the house, or even boys/girls her own age or older. I'll tell you right now, high school boys are not going to care about age of consent when they have a young girl asking them to do her.

3) Put her in lockdown. Pull her out of school and homeschool her, monitor her 24/7, ensure she has no contact with anyone you don't approve of first, and keep this up until she's 18.

Only in the first of these three scenarios does she turn out as a mentally healthy adult. Hell, go out of your way to help her look for something high-quality, maybe something off of BadDragon. She'll thank you for it, and it's certainly a better and more controlled way for her to experiment with her budding sexuality than with some random older boy who will almost certainly take advantage of her inexperience.

>>738893939
got this pic from /soc/
do a timestamp with you sticking your middle finger up

>>738895128
Fake writing

>>738895311
Show your knee and timestamp

Whats she going to do if you just go sleep in the bed? Its your house faggot just sleep in the bed and jerk off right in there with her and leave the cum on the sheets next to her. Fucking dumb bitch.

>>738895444
If you claim this is a picture from somewhere else, I suggest you give proof...

Show us the original pic then.

>>738895386
Isn't a 12 year old with sex toy illegal?

>>738895444
No, I took it now, so you won't find it posted anywhere else before I posted it here. But if people don't believe me, it's fine. I'm bored now.

>>738895639
Shit you got me
Fk this shit im going back to rddt

>>738895673

Depends where you live. And you'd order it under your name, not hers.

>>738877624
OP is a Faggot™

>>738895894
Ok give me one 1st world country where it's legal and why would you deliberately break the law so your underage daughter can fuck herself in her room

>>738877624
OP, you should consider killing yourself, you undermensch filth.

Plus, if you're older than 40, you're such a huge Faggot™ to even come to fucking /b/ for advice.

>implying not BLACKED

>>738895740
Lying bitch

>>738877624
i'll take 'Shit That Never Happened' for $500 Alex

>>738895673
>>738896069
Yeah, the dildo police are really scary don't mess with them. It's usually the death sentence if they go into your house and catch your underage child with a sex toy.

Fucking retard.

>>738896069
You didn't touch yourself around that age? Did you keep yourself pristine and sexless until 18?

Or is that what you tell yourself to make yourself feel better that you're still a virgin?

>>738892414
what do you do with sex toys?

masturbate

alternatively, use them on someone else, but with a 12 year old the former is far more likely. if your 12 year old is using sex toys on someone else knowing what the toy is for, again, them shopping for sex toys on amazon is not the problem. you need to find out if there's an adult sexually abusing your child in that case, and grounding them is not going to get you closer to that goal.

>>738896365
Stfu you fucking pedo your probly have cameras set up in your daughters room

>>738882314
you're the newfag

>>738896400
No i masturbated at 13 but I didn't buy a fleshlight

And you result to insults because you have no argument. Good one

>>738896503
you have cameras in your daughters room/

fuck, not only a faggot, OP is a fucking child molester

>>738877624
OP she has these felling just let her get them out in a healthy way rather then repressing them and becoming a slut.

>>738896257
Oh Boy you are in troubble now for forgeting the trademark. I'll let you go Off with a warning, you better are more carefull in the future.

>>738877624
Well, you were wrong and overreacted. Sexuality is normal and a vibrator is better than a real dick at her age.

Plus, your wife was wrong because you don't override the other parent in a stupid power play like that.

I would explain the first point to yourself, and the second point to your wife, saying that she should have come to you to talk about it first instead of going all cunt-commando (don't say that) because communication is key to a good relationship. Plus, then sweeten the deal, too, by admitting you overreacted.

Also, yes, it shouldn't be normal but it is.

>>738896700
wtf can you not read and how is that op?

>>738896806
>buys his 12 year old daughter sex toys

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>>738894999
>>738895444
>>738895498
>>738895844
>>738896286

>>738896949
no, that would be the mom's job. I'm just the dad. Fuck that shit. I'd be on the porch with a shotgun, if it were me, but the world spins on compromise.

>>738896806
anon: so correct on all counts
(wtf are you doing here)

>>738877624
be a better father and a better husband. get some professional help too.

>>738896966
You proved me wrong. Now I'm in love with you.

>>738896966
>no timestamp

>>738896669
It's "resort", not "result".

Lmfao, you're a fucking winner.

>>738897036
I guess the liberals are really spreading that pedo shit

>>738896500

WTF, is this common sense, on /b/?

>>738897107
same thing you understood the point you have no argument gg you lose

>>738892672
KEK

>>738897037
just killing some time and sharing some of my marital wisdom. /b/ can actually be a good forum for this kind of thing.

>>738897074
Paper is fake appearently, so fuck off.

You can clearly see she is in the same couch or whatever as the one with the timestamp.

>>738897132
>>738896500
Nice samefag to give yourself a little internet boost pal

>>738877624
You are doing it wrong anon.

You are suppose to give your daughter sex education so she understands. Whats the point in disciplining her when she doesnt know why its wrong?

Remember, its legal as long as its for sexual education purposes. Go and fuck that preteen pussy bro. Or i could?

>>738897269
Doesn't mean it's her

>>738897043
<3 :)

>>738877624
>>738877624

fuck this shit dude. im 30 and childless and this shit straight made me want to neuter myself.

>>738877624
>MacBook™
ayy

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>>738897210
>I can't argue with this anon
>Better claim they have no argument
>I'll have to result to that
>result

>>738896500
Hello mom!

This is the INTERNET. It will show you a much more uncensored and unmoderated version of reality than you are used to. It is bound to challenge some of your comfortable, old prejudices, and expose you to the world as it really is! You know... Remind you that 12 year olds are very sexual and usually masturbate and stuff like that.

Good luck on the internet! You are such a hip parent for venturing outside of Facebook!

>>738889321
>>all conservatives are Christians

Most aren't.

>>738897635
What are you talking about? Lmao, you can't even defend yourself bro. Time for you to an hero

>>738897282
Sure OP, all /b/ can't be against you, it's not that you're the faggot. Everyone else is wrong!

>>738897819
It's a good thing I live in real society where buying your 12 year old sex toys is illegal. Stay on /b/ fuck brain. P.s. not OP

>>738897796
What planet are you living on?
LMK next time the republicans have an openly atheist elected official (it'll be when the fires of hell freeze over)

>>738892563
You must have got taped by your dad or something.

>>738897963
No. It's a bad thing that society is so detached from reality, and so extremely hypocritical.

12 year olds are usually horny as fuck. Nervous about doing something wrong, unknowledgable, maybe not that good at masturbating yet... But horny as fuck.

>>738898120
Yea most of society is so detached from reality because they don't believe in what the pedos do. You're so special because you know the absolute truth

People need to chill the fuck out about young sex in the west... Just let the girl have fun with her body and discover sex as a positive thing. Jeez...

Parents like OP are the reason most kids are traumatized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPqxSVaG4&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-0vPqxSVaG4&has_verified=1

Here's /b/ for you guys

>>738898309
stop projecting, not everyone likes thinking about taping children as much as you do.

I hope the fbi busts your ass.

>>738898429
>gets called pedo
>oh shit better call him a pedo
Classic

>>738898429
Why would the FBI care?

>>738898309
I made the girls pick stuff up so I could peek under their skirts at 6, had my best orgasms masturbating at 10, and my hornyness has been steadily declining ever since I was 11.

Having spoken to LOADS of people about growing up, I know I'm not alone in that. You can also cleary notice this when you watch kids. Girls start drooling at guys at around 10-12.

Abuse is a thing, but consensual sex is obviously completely possible too. In the case of consensual sex pedos aren't the full story. It takes two to tango.

You might have been sexually repressed or retarded, but don't take it out on the people who explored and felt more.

>>738898659
Whatever makes you sleep at night pedo

>>738892563
Fuck
You either have had sex or haven't. Just like you're a boy or a girl.

>>738898561

times you referred to pedophilia or cameras in children's rooms
>>738898309
>>738897131
>>738896503
>>738898106
>>738897131

Is there something you're not telling us anon? You seem to accuse everyone who disagrees with you a pedophile, and you refer constantly to videotaping children. Why is that?

>>738892853
They're too fucking expensive.

>>738899147
Because buying your 12 year old sex toys is what pedos do you jackass. It's how they get off at night

>>738896503
Do you not?

>>738899282
Or morning. Whenever, really.

>>738899482
>>738899282
That...clarification was unnecessary.

I was of course trolling you, but after that, I'd seriously call CPS if I knew you in real life. Just saying.

>>738899749
>dude pretending to be me

Cancel all orders she makes. Wife cant do shit and girl cant do shit. Remember Wife will buy vibrators at a store so hid a baby moniter in her room One with an app and you can catch that son of a bitch daughter.

OP what do you expect from a board that jerks off all day to lolicon shotacon toddlercon furries and traps

>>738877624
You probably started masterbating at 10 or 11 how is this any different?

And if you didn't goddamn OP you are a faggot.

>>738877624
Get your wife to have a proper mother-daughter discussion about what she was looking at and try to understand that it's natural for both male and female teenagers to be curious about sex and masturbation.

>>738877624
I feel you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, Mr. Anon. Your wife appears to be stronger than we imagined, Mr. Anon. Somewhat more... resourceful. She seems to have got the better of you. Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for my house rules at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

>>738877624
Op i feel u mate u need to be firm u need to talk to your wife about this you need to do best
im taking it your wife is a self entitled white bitch your gonna need to spell it out to her why its a bad idea in a way that isnt argumentative but in a way that its her idea

>>738901097
I want the drugs this guy is taking

>>738901097
im afraid to find out what he means by "correcting" them

>>738901097
I love the Shining.

What OP needs to do is explain to his wife and daughter that masturbating is evil and a sin--fornication. It will only get worse from here if OP does not nip this sin in the bud. After a wholesome talk and explanation, OP needs to attend church and have bible readings at home. Perhaps the local pastor/preacher can also shed some light on why the child is experiencing the sin of fornication so terribly young.

No child should be experiencing sexuality at such a young age. I wonder if she's been molested at school or by another family member. That's the only way she could know what a dildo is. I also wonder at how a woman would be OK with her daughter knowing these things at such a young and impressionable age; perhaps the wife is in on the possible molestation. A serious talk needs to be had and OP needs to double down on his and his family's faith. Only God can truly help him help his child and family.

>>738877624
Get her one of those vibrators with the wireless webcam built into the head, then post the videos to all her social media friends - thus proving that you were right all along that she shouldn't have been looking at them in the first place.

>>738877624
When I was 10, I was jerking off all day long whenever I had a chance.

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Age of consent in most of Mexico is 12 but they usually start before that.

The Jewish Talmud recommends that Jews start using their non Jew slaves for sex at three years of age. The cultural norms that they have established for the white goyim are designed to be repressive and disruptive to normal healthy development. With the white male goyim suppressed the young white females fall quickly to the influence of the Jewish propaganda machine.

>>738901843
Grady was full of true wisdom

>>738877624
you want her to frig herself with a hairbrush handle for the rest of her life or what?

>>738897282
lol look at this faggot

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"Women are only good for having kids. Unfortunately they're not very good at raising them."
"You can't blame women for what they do wrong in the same way you can't blame a dog for what it does wrong: It's your fault for not training it properly."

- Dick Masterson

>>738884721
Fuck you moralfag.

>>738877624
Sooooo, you never had "the talk" with her and now you're going to regret it the rest of her teenage years. Dude, be a father and start doing things WITH her so you have a chance to explain your point of view without your slut wife around. BTW, your wife is probably cheating on you.

>>738899113

did you just assume a boy/girl binary?

>>738902603
stop choking on your dads dick kiddo

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>>738897282

> internet boost
> 4chan

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>>738877624

This is what his daughter was looking at

>>738877624

Dude, she was just trying to buy a sensible birthday present for her sexually frustrated mother.

I know how to solve all of these issues you are having, OP

Tell your fat wife's mother exactly what happened in the guise of asking for parenting help

She will be appalled and bring the hammer down on both of them