Step 1: Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything. Step 2: Feel

cmon fuckers

How big is your dick?

>>738877708

15 cm erect.

Why should we even care about dying a virgin?

>>738879072

The problem is rather dying alone.

Girth?

Do you like babymetal OP?

>>738879342

No fucking idea. But normal, I guess.

>>738879487

Weaboo bullshit.

>>738876911
Are you a german?

>>738881444

Yes.

>>738878103
English please

>>738881523
What is your profession?

I swear if you're the same guy from the last 628361 threads like this I'm going fucking mad. Show us pics.

>>738881645

Molecular biologist by training. Work in a supermarket.

>>738881732

I am. Enjoy your rage.

>>738878103
Please convert this to freedom units

>>738881771
ok.
how often do you fap in a week?

>>738881815
Pics

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>>738876911
you like cats?

>>738881954

Around 2 times.

>>738881945
The whole world uses meters.
15 cm to inches = 5'9

>>738882017

I do.

>>738876911
fuck you you gay cuckfag

>>738882099
DANG 5 feet 9 inches how tf u a 34 year old virgin nigga with ole big ass cock

>>738876911
would you like to not be a kissless virgin?

>>738882197

This is the average size.

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>>738882152
good good

>>738876911
Hey OP, how's the economy over there? I'm finishing up my pre med, after residency I'm debating immigrating to the Fatherland. Mein Liebre is zie Deutches Vaterland~

>>738876911
My main is on Ravencrest....

>>738882309
I'll never get over that picture that's an adorable fucking animal. I don't even like cats. Jesus

>>738882397
My main is on Blackrock.

>>738876911
Are you thinking about giving up? I'm 38 and still virgining strong

>>738882254
>>738882197
>>738882099

these three

>>738882326

Economy is fine. However, you will need to speak perfect German to practice here. Also, there might be some issues when it comes to transferring degrees.

How do you feel about be a 34 year old kissless?

>>738876911
Also why? Germany has discount brothels for gods sake!

>>738876911
i am 27 y old virgin, paid once hooker for blowjob didnt even cum, ill die virgin i am 100% sure

>>738876911
i feel with you. i'm 33 kissless and a virgin too.

I'm 12 f. Want to be my boyfriend?

when was the point you officially gave up on trying? due to a special experience? the whole age counting shit in your picture is bullshit. i was a virgin till 20 where i pushed myself just one time in the right direction.

how did this state come around? are you disgusting or are you just super beta?

>>738882546
I've also looked at Switzerland, Denmark and Finland.
One thing bugs me about Germany, I have to give up my US passport and any other ones I may have.
I thought all I had to do was pass some sort of standardized test?
>>738882651
Herro chris hansen

>>738882099
>15 cm to inches = 5'9
That's 6 inches. Zero feet, 6 inches.

>>738882651
tits or gtfo

>>738882561

Don't care so much about the virginity in itself. But about my fucking in ability to get sex / a relationship in the normal way.

>>738882651

You are a fat 40 year old man.

>>738882679

I still try. Just less regularly.

>>738882849
This is relevant to my interests as well.

is age 22 really that bad to still be a virgin?

>>738882651
mosquito bites or gtfo

>>738882933
It's a great age to lose it. It's weird if you're a girl, though. You should be pregnant by then. If you're a virgin man by 25, you should just pay for it already.

>>738882708

I think it's easier in countries where most of the people speak English very well. Scandinavia, Netherlands etc.

>>738882893
Just my advice, it's overrated. As a burger I can tell you unless she has a job, no kids and both parents till married it fucking sucks. My German friends tell me that on a whole the divorce rate there is lower, here its sky high and most of the time started by women. Worse yet, most women here past hs are single moms. Had a buddy who was dumb enough to date some slut with 3 daughters from different men, she's now trying to rape him in court and the sluts are going to lie to the judge, say he touched them.

TLDR; you're fine, people in general are assholes. Be happy with who you are.
>>738883036
This, men used to take their sons to a hooker at like age 11, that was when people had fathers.

>>738883036
thing is, I really don't give a fuck about losing it lol, I know some people are obsessed with it. So many people seem to brainwashed by societie's expectations that I feel like an outsider. Do whatever the fuck I want

Show us pics already

is molecular biology that worthless to pursue? you studied and got -$100k~ in your bank account to work in a supermarket?

>>738883147
I have German blood and have been there, I love Germany.

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would you agree with me that woman are worth less than men and are mainly there to get fucked and get dominated or are you one of those guys who glorify everything that has a pussy and treat every girl like a princess?

>>738876911
Ill be where you are in 2 years and one month. Question: why do you think anybody cares? Youre NOT a special snowflake

>>738883199
>thing is, I really don't give a fuck about losing it lol,
You're either depressed or you have a low testosterone. Which might be caused by depression. You should just turn your life around right now. Go fuck a hooker tomorrow. It's only 50 dollars, if it feels like nothing, but it has the potential to change your life. You'll feel like man, for once.

>>738876911
Are you shy?

do you go to bars?

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>>738883256

Fucker.

>>738883284

I probably just suck at it. No debt tho.

>>738883551
according to this picture you must be really fucking ugly if nobody wants to dig you xd

>>738883551
ur cute

>>738883655
because i must give credit where its due your body is actually pretty nice in comparison.

>>738883403
That's the most retarded dichotomy I've seen in the past 25 years

>>738883551
Are you the OP? You have absolutely no reason to be a virgin if you look like that. You're objectively in the 90th percentile.

>>738883403

The people who do these two things are generally the same. Just look at r9k or the fucking intel forums.

>>738883479

I'm quite introverted, but I usually can push myself enough to introduce myself to women now and then.

>>738883498

Yes. The void must be filled somehow.

>>738883734
Hey OP I was the guy asking about immigrating, the medfag. Curious, are you looking for a relationship?

>>738883655

Just awkward as fuck.

>>738883702

Looks don't matter that much.

>>738883833

Yes.

>>738883551
I'd hit it if OP was interested in 24/f

>>738883403
>would you agree with me that woman are worth less than men
Only a retard would agree with this. Women ARE worth more than men. On average, that is. It can be very easily proven by the variance of Y-chromosome, if it's hard for you to believe. Women intrinsically have value just for being able to give birth. Men must probe themselves. Sure, a man who has proven himself is indeed worth much more than the average woman, but most men will never be able to prove themselves. That's why there used to be a time when a single alpha male had a harem of ten women. That's why we still have a thing called "chad". On average, women are more valuable than your average man. It's simple statistics, if you think about it. It's dictated by evolution. It doesn't mean you have to treat a woman like a princess, but all women have that value. Another man might want to kill you to steal your woman.

>>738884024

You know what to do.

>>738884078
It's a man. He just has a very weird standard about who to fuck.

>>738883551
Could have fucking SWORE you're the same loser as always. Why do you make these threads? You're obviously a lost cause. Sex isn't even that great. It's pretty overrated. Improve yourself and dont focus on getting pussy.

>>738876911
How, how, how, HOW!!! Is that even possible?

>>738884332

I love repetitive behaviour.

>>738884335

It's not that pussy is actively thrown on you.

>>738883931
Very German answer, figured as much. FYI, most people here in the states don't give a shit about family since divorce has fucked so many of us.
No one here really understands the potential of a stable relationship.
>>738884028
That's relative. You forget, men used to just rape women way back when and marry women of high status. Sure, women can give birth, but men can just start killing, and if he has enough well armed men rape and pillage his way along.
The Chad is a recent thing, don't forget a lot of chads end up in jail for failure to pay child support. Also in a lot of asian countries woman are totally worthless, only use they have is that hole in their legs.
TLDR, worth is all relative based on where you're living and what you have access too, prostitution is illegal in burgerland so pussy is at a very high premium.

>>738884422
Would you fuck yourself if you were a female?

>>738884553

No.

>>738884502
>prostitution is illegal in burgerland
How the fuck can prostitution be illegal there, when you produce like all of the worldl's porn?

>>738884965
Lel politics. Women here hate lots of things, immigrants taking their men and anything that devalues pussy. Fun fact, thats why a lot of men here learn asian languages, to bang asian prostitutes.
Think Japan has use beat FYI.

By the way, I thought German women were more agressive, a guy like you should have no problem. Women here are just awful, they won't do shit and now lots of em are ending up like the brits, cat ladies freezing their eggs.

>>738885203
>By the way, I thought German women were more agressive, a guy like you should have no problem. Women here are just awful, they won't do shit and now lots of em are ending up like the brits, cat ladies freezing their eggs.

OP here. Absolute lot. People in the US are generally more approachable than in (northern) Europe.

>>738885354
Depends on where in the USA you go, people in the pacific northwest are aloof douchebags.

So, the women are more agressive?

>>738885484
>So, the women are more agressive?

No.

>>738885610
Huh, ok then nvrmind I thought they were. I know that as a rule Germans and Nords aren't exactly approchable. Well, good luck. Like I said earlier I'd just focus on you, you can get in a lot of trouble with a shit woman especially since you're looking for a relationship. Don't forget, as a rule men here don't care about relationships the same way someone like you would, it's all a game here. Keep your dignity.

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>>738884502
>>738884028
interesting. maybe my question was not accurate enough to provide my point. Me for my part have witnessed with a lot of friends that the more insecure a guy is about himself and his sexuality the higher he values the woman he is talking to in front of him.
and since i was a virgin my whole youth i also made a huge thing about girls, their feelings and what to say what she might like and what not to say and what to do on a date what she might like and how to act and so on.
and now after a few relationships where i always end up beeing the dominant part in bed and in general i see woman different. they are follower in a mens life and should not be overdramatised. virgins often mistake this lektion.

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>>738884078

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>>738886070

>>738886483

I would def do you.

Op what's it like to go that long with female contact? 19 year old virgin, just trying to see what I'm in for.

>>738882326
jebany polaczek

>>738887921
Anyway OP good luck. For what its worth most of my German friends were like you, looking for a relationship. Honestly I just got fucked over so much in my younger days I just said fuck it. My main focus is on my carrier and dodging the incoming shitstorm here stateside, a recession is coming and anyone who doesn't see it isn't paying attention.

>>738887915

Life is not great but it could be worse.

>>738888330
I've had the could be worse approach for years now. The excuse isn't really working for me anymore. How do you cope.

>>738888425
>How do you cope

Alcohol and hobbies.

>>738888770
What should I do to avoid being a wizard like you op?

>>738881444
nice trips

>>738876911
22 year old kissless virgin here, will I become like you?
Also is it that bad?

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Discord?

>>738889610

Develop a personality

>>738876911
Did the frequency with wich you fap decrease over the years? How often did you fap when you were in 20, 25?


I'm 27yo virgin due to anxiety and heavy depression. I'm getting better by now and recently I started to feel urges to fuck. Did you experience something similar?

>>738889901
>Did the frequency with wich you fap decrease over the years? How often did you fap when you were in 20, 25?

It did. From once day to maybe twice a week on average.

I had urges to fuck since I was 16.

>>738886070
Do you have more pics of that girls?

>>738884028
A German cuck answer. Here in Khalistan we make SURE women know their value on the market

>>738889842
Got that done. How do I not be so paranoid about asking a girl out? I've heard from 2 people that she likes me and she even found a way to hang out with me almost every day. She even acts like me and only drinks hard liquor. Plz help op I think I'm in love. Also I may be drunk but I'm not sure so if thus seems like rambling and is incoherent you have my apologies.

>>738890374

Just ask her out you muppet. I would love to be in a situation like you where there is some clear indication of interest.