Continuation of old thread
>>738887155
>>738887636
I've actually been wondering, how does a ff bird come into play with fluffies/mlp?
>>738887791
Kweh.
>>738887791
random thing to spam
>>738888088
guess he doesn't speak english either
>>738887791
at this point, its a tradition
Fluffies intrigue me. I love animals and hate any type of animal cruelty.
But I hate how retarded fluffies are and love seeing them suffer...
>>738890062
I was just curious how it started. Like why the bird?
>>738890253
natural instinct to purge the weak
>>738890287
Chocobro's been around these threads longer than I have, I don't know exactly when or why he started
>>738890287
It has a sizable pool of bad fanart, just right for filling a thread and denying others enjoyment.
cartoony bad art like fluffy
>>738890253
>>738890484
I've only been in them for a month give or take, so the whole things still new to me (fluffies in general)
>>738890728
that make sense I guess...better than autist the hedgehog at least
>>738891176
We need abuser abuse. Or brony abuse. Yeah, brony abuse....
>>738891391
a.k.a. karma-posting
>>738891391
Not really.
Perhaps as a short well earned karma based end in a longer series. And then more accident or the law coming down than torture.
I think it almost never works out to empower fluffies. And a human avenger makes fluffies into bystanders in their own genre.
>full story about human on human torture
>ps. I keel u cause u abuser
>>738893047
Oh just let him high the feral goddammit. Also, are those foals or microfluffs? Cause they hella smol.
>>738892847
I love this one.
>>738887020
why is the milk bottle saying "huggies?"
>>738893306
it's not the bottle, it's the milk itself idiot. in fluffy lore milk is sentient, you just rarely see it because it gets drank right away
>>738893306
speech is color-coded to match foals near them
>>738893406
It was love at first sight...
>>738891391
Fluffy Affairs Division
>Montpelier, Vermont, USA
>Montipelier Police Department, Fluffy Affairs Division
>The following stories are all falsified. No names have been changed to protect the innocent
>Be me, Officer Incognito Mcanon
>Another day, another case
>Vermont recently passed some landmark "Fluffy rights" laws
>And someone's got to enforce them
>As for me, I don't like fluffies that much
>But no-one else is going to do it, so someone has to
>And it pays well to
>On patrol, when a call comes over the radio
>"We have 10-69 reported on Third Street, any officers in the area, please report."
>"This is Officer Mcanon, Fluffy Affairs Division, leave this to me."
>A 10-69. That means sick fucks.
>One of the big laws implemented in the past year was purposefully manufactured to bring the hammer down on the weirdos who fuck fluffies
>Meet up with the witness
>A little girl, about 12, had to witness a grown ass dude butt ramming her fluffy
>Time to take the fucker down
>Bust down the door to his house
>I can hear the noise coming from his basement
>"Pwease nu mowe! MUMMAH PWEASE SAB SNOWBAWW!"
>"I'm going to enjoy schticking it inschide of you, your schuch a pretty mare."
>Disgusting
>"PWEASE HEWP! NU WAN BAD SPECIAW HUGGIES! HEWWWP!"
>I come down the basement, gun drawn
>"PUT YOUR DICK AWAY AND STEP AWAY FROM THE FLUFFY!"
>"YOU'LL NEVER SCHTOP ME COPPER!"
>The disgusting manchild pulls out a gun of his own and shoots first!
>And misses by a mile due to his poor hand eye coordination
>Pump him full of lead
>I run up to his corpse
>"You have the right to remain dead, sicko."
>I am hero around town
>All in a days work
Close enough
>>738893559
>>738893614
>>738891391
I'm going to try drawing that...
Bump
>>738894707
Go to the sfur thread
>>738894864
Kweh.
Some older shit because this thread is weak.
>>738893406
Headcanon accepted.
>>738894991
Well, until you grow to big for it. Should be fun to watch.
>>738895786
In fluffy mills, they call it the Maxwell House Effect since milkbags are "good to the last drop."
>>738896110
Ether? what are they teaching these fluffies..
>>738896170
The name of the artist, maybe? There's probably a Carpdime block and a ShadySmarty block somewhere off-camera
Num num....twead haf bestest gwassies...
>>738896894
Where's Aetasxfag?
>>738896928
>>738896974
>>738897005
>>738897031
>>738897065
>>738896894
The Fluffy pony thing is something I could never figure out. Is it just people hating on the actual MLP show, or was it started by someone who thought it would be funny/weird?
>>738897362
Started off as the former before spiraling into the latter.
>>738897362
>>738896613
*Pat pat* Good fluffy.
>>738898694
>>738898717
>>738897102
And now my heart is broken.
>>738898758
>>738898640
Num num num....
>>738898789
>>738898794
Okay are you just gonna keep eating you lard ass or are you gonna say something?
>>738898891
Num num...coo....
>>738898891
the one similar to this where the fluffies dick comes off just as he's about to go find a mate is awesome
>>738887155
>>738887380
>>738899046
Okay fine just keep eating. You'll get fat and then die horribly of fluffy obesity
>>738899220
Num...gon haf babbehs...num num....bestest gwassies....
>>738899289
Oh. Your pregnant. That's different then. Carry on.
>>738899578
Num num num....eat aww da gwassies....num...
>>738899054
>>738891391
>>738899826
>>738899635
>>738891391
...
>>738891391
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>>738899901
Yeah, that fucker. The fluffy needs to spaz out and smash his balls.
>>738890931
>chocobro has been around for 6ish months, maybe a year by now. arguable whether he is a troll or actually helping bump the thread. id rather see two threads with discussion than one thread.
>>738899957
Num...am soon mummah....
>>738900403
Makes me think of a headcanon....imagine if there was a disorder that made dams eat and eat and eat until they fluffsploded, all that's left being gore and foals.
>>738900537
.... num? Num num~
>>738898640
*smash smash* bad fluffy
>>738900730
>>738893563
I live in Vermont. Highly unlikely scenario. But whatever - parallel universe & all that...
Nyu taiww!
>>738895678
those fuckin' eyes
>>738893614
c'est tres gay
>>738897102
Not bad
>>738887155
Poor bastard would be better off in the streets.
>>738886559
so is this like, an autism thing? or?
>>738903852
see
>>738897820
also summerfag get gud
>>738904133
>also summerfag get gud
You know I've noticed these autism threads rise when summer comes, so
>>738904133
anyways, have fun with your autism I guess. Im out
>>738904400
he says, while still lurking
>>738890253
Same.
>>738890253
It's their incredible selfishness that makes it feel so good
>>738902120
>not having the strings tied to toothpicks and shoved up his anus
I need rebel fluffies being punished.
>>738905237
By imperials?
>>738904400
>>738907067
Why is it smarties are almost always drawn with terrible mullets?
>>738907158
Because fuck you that's why
>>738907332
Well gee...
>>738905237
Hi everypony!
>>738907527
Well. I think I'm gonna be sick.
>>738907158
Howdy partners!
>>738907794
*Stabstabstab*
>>738907794
>>738907553
>>738907864
are you retarded or something? don't feed it.
>>738907553
>>738907794
i find it ironic that fluffy ponies were made to troll brony threads, and now in a fluffy thread people are posting ponies to troll a fluffy thread.
keep it up you marvelous bastards.
>>738908019
And so the circle is complete....
>>738908019
Well, since you asked so nice, I guess I'll do that.
>>738908019
nu wan anawasys, dummeh
>>738908134
>>738908256
ou am smawty enfy mawe nao
>>738908560
Jesus fuck, not this smarty. Not even ponies deserve this cuntwaffle.
>>738908683
It's OK, we know he's in capable hands. That was his final enf.
>>738908695
What a fucking shit kid. Kids are the worst
>>738908870
Not that sure. McGonagall hasn't killed the piece of shit yet.
>>738908944
He did cut his cocknballs off though, so yeah, last enf
>>738897102
I want a continuation of this
>>738909080
Ugh. That panel is worse. Take it away. Burn it.
>>738909142
>>738909142
nu. smawty am bestes wookin of aww
>>738909326
Thank you calming uni. Can we murder that deranged smarty now?
I need a new job, I think...but this is about the only thing I'm really good at...and any other job in the same field is going to have the same fucking bullshit to deal with.
I should just get my shit together and go full NEET or something. I've got enough mental illness to qualify if I'm willing to quit and fight tooth and nail for nowhere near enough money to live on.
FUCK I'm pissed tonight...not even the weed's helping...
>>738909371
*Stomps. Repeatedly. On the smarty's dick*
>>738909373
Don't forget this one
>>738909552
Add it to the list. The fuck kind of father is that piece of shit?
>>738909444
nu huwt speshul wumps!
>>738909620
a babbeh-cidal one
>>738909402
sorry to hear that anon
>>738909748
Oh no you don't. *Reaches down to stuff the smarty's tail in its ass, returning the mushing its cock and balls into putty with my heal*
I've been browsing 4chan for a little while now and i've seen furry threads, state slut threads, lolis, traps, i've seen it all. And out of everything, THIS has to be the single most retarded type of shit i've seen here.
>>738909830
I'd say fathers have paternal instinct to stop that...but it's likely a smarty. They lack the empathy normal fluffies possess.
>>738909834
Shit, it'll be all right soon enough. It may be just as much "my fault" since I can't seem to let shit go.
>>738909909
Pic related.
>>738909909
Thank you, enjoy your stay
>>738909958
smarties are like the fluffy version of a psychopath/narcissist.
>>738909909
FWUFFY WUB OU
>>738910094
Jesus I thought we had gone through this. Smarties aren't necessarily fucking retarded assholes. Most of them theoretically are just slightly smarter fluffies than others. Asshole smarties are fluffies who think they are smarties (they are not, they have a complex), and get full of themselves, believing themselves more important than anything else.
>>738910094
Yep. And being blinded by violence and their own needs, they're so much easier to thwart. Smarty friends that aren't like this but just fluffies that lead feral herds tend to be much more resourceful and almost intelligent.
>>738909909
if you were an oldfag like you, you would have seen worse kid. Trust me the kind of shit that haunted 4chan in the past was nothing compared to this.
like the day the twilight tards came in to raid 4chan there was a thread every hour full of people with their OC twilight character doing erotic roleplaying. it was disgusting and autistic as fuck.
>>738910296
GU WAY STOOPI HOOMIN! DIS AM SMAWTY THWEAD NAO
>>738910233
This one...just...that's over the line, man...
>>738910278
The non-asshole smarties are usually called "smarty friends", and are the ones to lead feral herds, at least to my knowledge.
>>738910278
The difference here is smarty syndrome vs smarty friends. Syndrome is a genetic defect that shuts off the innate empathy all fluffies have, making them violent, narcissistic, selfish cockwaffles. Smarty friends as the guy mentioned above tend to be actually (relatively) intelligent fluffies that can lead and manage herds. These tend to be unis. Alicorns themselves typically do not fall into either category and are innate intellects.
>>738910540
*Digs other heel into your throat, pressing hard* not another fucking word, you piece of shit.
>>738909909
Fwuffy WUB bait!
>>738911131
Shut up and eat your skettis, little guy.
>>738911187
>>738910736
nuuuuuuuuu
>>738911260
Keep it breezy, shawty.
>>738911305
*Stomps down, crushing the smarty's windpipe*
>>738911371
>>738911772
*Crushes throat through to the ground, griding to detach the smarty's head* there there....no tears. Just dreams. Sayonara you piece of fuck.
>>738911901
Hewwo, am smawty fwien. Nee hewp fu hewd. Meanie fake smawty gif smawty biggest huwties an... an-an.... huuu..huuuu... GIF BABEHS AN SPECIAW FWIEN FOWEVAH SWEEPIES! PWEASE NICE MISTUH, PWEASE HEWP! HAF BIGGEST HEAWT HUWTIES!
>>738912209
*Picks up up the little fluff* hey little guy....you call yourself a smarty friend? How's that different than this guy? *motions to decapitated smarty* You've got ten seconds to convince me.
>>738912366
Smawty fwien take gud cawe of hewd! Nu be meanie tu nubody! Wub evewytin!
>>738912502
Hm....alright. That doesn't sound so bad. Hitch a ride, little guy *places fluffy in shirt pocket, walking away*
>>738912604
Wike upsies in nice feww cwothin. Awe yu am nu daddeh? Stiww haf heawt huwties fwum ol hewd, bu dis make fwuffy feww a witwwe bettah
>>738912783
Yeah yeah, I'm your dad I guess. Haven't had a fluffy in a while. Just promise me you won't go running off the second you see a mare, aight? *Crosses street*
>>738912910
Miss speciaw fwien... bu nu wiww wun away. Tank yu nyu daddeh.
>>738913114
Good boy. You got a name?
>>738912604
oops
>>738913147
Nu. Nebah haf daddeh befow.
>>738913266
Hm....how about Aladdin? You were pretty much a street rat. *climbs steps to apartment*
>>738888888
>>738913158
(Alternate take)
Oh fuck no! *Takes off overshirt, tossing it on the ground with the fluffy inside* Sorry fam, if you can't control your shit, you ain't living with me. Enjoy the shirt, shitrat.
>>738913365
Awwadin wike nyu name. Awwa Ackbaw.
>SMALL THERMONUCLEAR BOMB IMPLANTED INTO FLUFFY BY ISIS DENTONATES
>EVERYTHING WITHIN 20 MILES IS DECIMATED
>THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED
>THIS IS HOW THE BATMAN DIED
>>738913365
blocks your path
>>738913571
*In my last moments* huh. Shouldn't have named it after a sand nigger.
>>738913573
Am munstah. Bettah wun ya little shit.
>>738913679
Still would have exploded even if you named it like "Steve Rodgers" (Which is the most American name there is)
>>738913571
>fluffy sized nuke "decimates" a 20 mile radius
>>738913820
Well, at least my death serves to reveal an evil terror plot. Now all fluffs will be exterminated under suspicion of them being bomb plants.
>227 Post.
>30 Posters.
No you guys don't have a mental problem, its everyone else.
>>738913955
One of them quantum particle nukes. Ironically, it's the same technology Hasbio used to engineer microfluffs.
>>738914106
Ow. My brain.
>>738914006
someone needs to draw a fluffy with an IED strapped to its back, not knowing its true purpose
>>738914178
Technobabble motherfucker.
>>738914055
pwease, nu huwt
>>738914055
This guy clearly gets it, *wink, wink*
>>738914249
Nah, gotta be internal. Otherwise the above story wouldn't have happened.
>>738913955
>Implying that fluffies toxic shit wouldn't amplify the blast to ridiculous amounts
>>738907527
>>738914369
Toxic? There hardly anything to it. Just digested food. Or stomach acid. Ok.maybe you're right.
>>738914824
fuckin adorable
>>738915068
You ain't seen nothin yet boyo.
>>738915272
fucking subhuman. Yucky.
>>738915068
>>738915441
You're one to talk, ogre POS. Not even Shrek.
>>738915441
Boom goes the thread.
>>738896613
Burp! Gwassies aww gone! *Scoots to next thread*
>>738916221
*gives you a treat* *it is actually a habanero pepper*
Here little fella
new thread?
>>738916460
Peep! Hwutie nummies! NUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu......*hobbles to next thread, only marginally faster than before*
Go to the new thread
>>738914249
fluffys would probly be very easy to radicalize given their poor intellect