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I work at Rita's and every year on opening day we give free kid-sized water ices to everyone. This year it was busy as always (easily a 30 minute wait). I just finished putting some change away and I open the window and call "next" and a young boy and his father start walking up to the window when all of a sudden from out of nowhere Seth Rollins starts making a B-line for me really fast. He looks over at the father and son and says "hey are you guys in line" but he doesn't wait for them to answer and starts barking his order at me in a pretty rude manner "yeah gimme a free root beer water ice. it's free right?" I answer yes and he laughs and he's like "good". I go to make his water ice and as I'm doing so I hear a knock on the window, so I look back and he's standing there motioning and yelling through the window and exaggerating his mouth movements in the hopes I can lip read I guess, but I can't make out what he's saying so I go open it and he tells me he wants some vanilla custard with rainbow sprinkles on the top please. I tell him "I'll have to charge for that sir" and he chuckles and he's like "what the hell are you talking about man it's free water ice day" and I'm like yeah but custard isn't water ice. He's like "don't back sass me you piece of shit, do you know who I am?" really loud and looks back at the people in line and kind of smirks a bit and pauses before he turns back to me. Then he leans in close and asks if I can just give him a break this one time because he forgot his wallet, but I say no and I really need to get back to work because he's holding up the customers. Then he slams his fists on the counter and grunts in frustration REALLY loud and yells "fine, be that way" (emphasis on the "be") and turns to look at the crowd again. I give him his water ice and go on to the next customer. 30 seconds later I hear him yelling at my coworker that somebody forgot to put the custard and sprinkles on his water ice and they'd "better fix it fast or else".

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>>2740467
To be honest none of this surprises me. I was on a bird watching trip with a small group of about 10 people and one of the people happened to be Seth Rollins. I was so excited because I think he's one of the best in the business and has a really promising future. Anyway I'm not one to confront celebrities so I acted as normal as possible. Long story short this was the most miserable trip of my life. He kept making these "CAW, CAW!" noises and laughing and it would scare so many of the birds away. He also kept saying "look it's a blue jay!" whenever there was a cardinal. In the middle of the trip all of a sudden he says "can I borrow somebody's binoculars I forgot to buy a pair on the way here" and he just snatches a pair out of this older woman's hands and puts them up to his eyes the wrong way. Then after about a minute of trying to adjust the focus and looking all around in silence clearly confused he goes "these binoculars are shit" and throws them on the ground. They hit a rock and got a big chip on them, I felt bad for the lady but nobody wanted to say anything because he was just acting really aggressive throughout the entire trip and it was honestly pretty intimidating. We all looked at him in silence and he just looked at us with a dead look on his face for a while and goes "what" and when nobody answers he starts going "CAW, CAW, CAW, CAW!" again and laughing hysterically. Then he puts his hands up to his face as if he's about to yell something, then looks up at the sky and starts making fart noises with his tongue and laughs so hard I thought he was going to pass out because he hadn't taken a breath in a while. Finally he gasps for air and he's like "how do you like my homemade duck call" and goes back to laughing. It was like this the entire trip, next time I do something like this I'm asking for a list of names of all the people who are going to be there and if he's there again I'm not going.

I fucking love these threads someone post the electrical infetterance one

she's a fat ugly botch machine that will end up putting the whole roster on the shelf if they don't fire her worthless ass soon

Most actually love her. If you love the sport of wrestling you love what she is all about. She is the total package of great work rate and being entertaining. With Asuka she comes off as natural and nothing is forced while these boring divas on Raw come off as the fakes that they truly are.

>>2740339
I don't hate her.

One reason the pops were bigger back then is that the crowds were bigger. Nowadays they tarp off a lot of the arena which they didn't do back then.

Her entrance music was also the old Wrestlemania X theme which was GOAT.

>>2740292
It goes to show that it has nothing to do who's saying it but what they're saying. Linda McMahon was stoic as a fucking wooden board and still got deafening pops. They just can't writing compelling television now.

>>2740019
THE.

>>2740019
Getting buried by The Rock like a jabroni?

No.

how did that man bun go over

>>2739979

anti-smarks cowering helplessly and just accepting it like they always do.

Callis is too based to be an anti-smarklet

I made my own fleshlight last night using a plastic cup, sponges and lunch bags. Fucked it for hours and then came inside it now my dic is throbbing.

I wouldnt be surprised if he legitimately believes that.

>>2739815
>now my dic is throbbing.
after a whole day?

No, Bobby Roode was here:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkettxDG_O8

And Drew is not the champ... yet.

Asuka is cute! CUTE!!!!

Do wrestlers get paid for these appearances?

>>2739772
Going to get buried by Cena when he returns.

Is that the 2k18 model? looking really nice tbqh

I liked his NXT shirt with the duct tape KO better, and so did you.

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>when you can't tell if it's a joke or just Dave's autism

vinny ru is so right about that goon

>>2739692
I don't get it. Is WWE thinking of moving to different states?

>>2739582
it was the first of the greatest to come

>inb4 shitposting

Punk pipe bomb was way better than this

>They put hard times on 4chan and it's posters. You don’t know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when the shitposters around this site are getting saged, they got 4 or 5 threads and can’t check their dubs, can’t get a (you). Hard times are when the newfags are out for summer and they tell us "go back to réddit." And hard times are when a man has been watching his thread for thirty minutes, thirty minutes, and they give him a ban, kick him in the butt and say “hey, this threads been pruned or deleted, daddy”, that’s hard times!

BIG KEV WORKING THE MARKS INTO THE PHARMACY FOR THE OXY'S

>>2739496
yes

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>>2739422
laughed my ass off

>>2739988
this

>>2739422
lol

>>2739313
Who lives in who's head rent free the most?

>>2739313
based

>>2739313
5000? That isnt alot.

>>>/toy/

>>2739280
professional blading is a sport ya dingus

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Who was the janetty?

>>2739140
He means he respects his friends ring work and wants him to get well.

>>2739143
this is /asp/, ofcourse it doesnt mean that, it means they both have fucked before and hes gay for him

>>2739140
Does every tweet by AJ deserves a thread?