AHAHAHAHAHA NJPW DUN GOOFED UP
NO REFUNDS, *** MATCH INCOMING
WE WON WWEbros!
>A main event featuring Dashing Cody Rhodes
The absolute state of NJPW.
>thought he would be the first United States champion.
>it's much, much worse
>>2745465
wtf?
I guess I'm a WWEeb now
>NO REFUNDS
Americans seething right now
>>2745447
>Hopefully night two is better
>Kenny and Okada will be in tag matches
Fuck you Cody
Huge mistake. This guy is a generic mid-carder.
This guy is the roman reigns of indies, why is he still pushed like this ?
Time to shoot some thick ropes for the Queen of /asp/ The Empress of Tomorrow
Help me cum bros. Dicks out for Asuka!
how about you click your heels 3 times and go fuck yourself, you fat retard manlet
>>2744614
cringe
Is "You Fucked Up" an acceptable chant, or is it smark cancer like "This is Wrestling" and "Both These Guys"?
It's obviously a smark chant, but I'll allow it personally
>random nobody "allows" chant that's probably older than he is
Well that's a load off everyone's minds.
>>2743528
answer the question, I was obviously being facetious
I think it's mean, but I also think this generation of wrestlers are way too soft and numale so I don't mind.
does Codetty have what it takes to one day be a great wrestler like the rest of his family?
>>2743468
No, Cody "3 Star" Rhodes does not have what it takes to be a great wrestler like the rest of his family.
He's a good performer but he always looks like he's performing.
>>2743468
>great
The Rhodes family were always comedy midcarders.
GRRRR /asp/ GRRRRRararar
id pay her like $35 an hour to make animal sounds and shit on my floor
>>2743367
>not in your mouth
Faggot
>>2743477
u could catch a cold like that
Book Big Show's appearance at E3 for Destiny 2.
>>2743290
>Red Bull
Why
>>2743295
Gaymer fuel
Xbox btfo
Reminder, Jeff Jarrett has a better record than CM Cuck.
>>2743270
yeah we get it. Punk's a joke. Do you really need to make 5 threads a day about him?
>>2743317
Hi Phil!
take a dump
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP
I don't think that's what he said
Guys... I've just woken up from coma and I saw this... WTF is happening?
>>2743145
Wrestling is saved
>>2743145
He listened to Nash and reached that brass ring, brother
>took a shower
>Hit the weights
>Got a clue
NAME ME THE MOST LIT FUCKING MATCH RIGHT NOW
>>2743101
Booker T vs Perry Saturn at Superbrawl.
el torito vs hornswoggle extreme rules
team bischoff vs team stone cold steve autism at survivor series 2003 is litty
Royal Rumble scenario:
The last 3 wrestlers are in the ring. One of them, a face, gets tossed out but lands awkwardly so his legs are up against the side of the ring and not touching the ground.
The remaining two focus on each other. The one outside does a handstand, hooks his feet on the bottom rope, and struggles himself up back in the ring. The other two are at the edge of the ring trying to force each other out. At that time, someone who hates the face(wrestler or authority figure) runs to ringside. The face runs to knock the two off, he does so however his enemy pulls a table out from under the ring at the last second to have them saved from elimination. The table doesn't count as the floor. The face gets pissed, chases his enemy around the ring. They wind up back in the ring but the face gets eliminated in the process.
The face effectively gets screwed out of a Rumble win in a unique way.
Book that or Fuck that?
>>2742990
Sounds overbooked as fuck. No one would get over from that, in fact it just makes the face look stupid to focus on someone who isn't even in the match.
>>2742990
what the fuck am i reading
>>2743008
>Overbooked as fuck
Perfect for WWMeme
>WWE's Sami Zayn, real name Rami Stephen Sebei, was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence early Monday near his home in Orlando, Florida, according to an online Orange County Sheriff's Office report.
LOL
>>2742967
Who are you quoting?
>>2742967
Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell.
I'm from Wisconsin, trust me on this one
Under the influence of what? Social awareness?
Welcome to Drumpf's America
So... how is this WWE performance center doing?
>>2742654
NJPW's Dojo with one ring and training room produces more talent than the Memeformance center ever will.
>>2742662
>Doesn't know how to read
Njpw is just another place where wwe can throw its money and get whoever they want
>>2742678
Not Okada and Omega apparently.
How can outlaw wrasslin even recover??
Trump is cutting funding to PBS, so it won't even go there. There is only one other place, and we know where that is.
>>2742721
Based WWE is going to FS1 and getting that TV-14 rating making CuckCulture SEETHE
>>2742742
>Any reputable sports channel hosting the E in 2017