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I work at Rita's and every year on opening day we give free kid-sized water ices to everyone. This year it was busy as always (easily a 30 minute wait). I just finished putting some change away and I open the window and call "next" and a young boy and his father start walking up to the window when all of a sudden from out of nowhere Seth Rollins starts making a B-line for me really fast. He looks over at the father and son and says "hey are you guys in line" but he doesn't wait for them to answer and starts barking his order at me in a pretty rude manner "yeah gimme a free root beer water ice. it's free right?" I answer yes and he laughs and he's like "good". I go to make his water ice and as I'm doing so I hear a knock on the window, so I look back and he's standing there motioning and yelling through the window and exaggerating his mouth movements in the hopes I can lip read I guess, but I can't make out what he's saying so I go open it and he tells me he wants some vanilla custard with rainbow sprinkles on the top please. I tell him "I'll have to charge for that sir" and he chuckles and he's like "what the hell are you talking about man it's free water ice day" and I'm like yeah but custard isn't water ice. He's like "don't back sass me you piece of shit, do you know who I am?" really loud and looks back at the people in line and kind of smirks a bit and pauses before he turns back to me. Then he leans in close and asks if I can just give him a break this one time because he forgot his wallet, but I say no and I really need to get back to work because he's holding up the customers. Then he slams his fists on the counter and grunts in frustration REALLY loud and yells "fine, be that way" (emphasis on the "be") and turns to look at the crowd again. I give him his water ice and go on to the next customer. 30 seconds later I hear him yelling at my coworker that somebody forgot to put the custard and sprinkles on his water ice and they'd "better fix it fast or else".

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To be honest none of this surprises me. I was on a bird watching trip with a small group of about 10 people and one of the people happened to be Seth Rollins. I was so excited because I think he's one of the best in the business and has a really promising future. Anyway I'm not one to confront celebrities so I acted as normal as possible. Long story short this was the most miserable trip of my life. He kept making these "CAW, CAW!" noises and laughing and it would scare so many of the birds away. He also kept saying "look it's a blue jay!" whenever there was a cardinal. In the middle of the trip all of a sudden he says "can I borrow somebody's binoculars I forgot to buy a pair on the way here" and he just snatches a pair out of this older woman's hands and puts them up to his eyes the wrong way. Then after about a minute of trying to adjust the focus and looking all around in silence clearly confused he goes "these binoculars are shit" and throws them on the ground. They hit a rock and got a big chip on them, I felt bad for the lady but nobody wanted to say anything because he was just acting really aggressive throughout the entire trip and it was honestly pretty intimidating. We all looked at him in silence and he just looked at us with a dead look on his face for a while and goes "what" and when nobody answers he starts going "CAW, CAW, CAW, CAW!" again and laughing hysterically. Then he puts his hands up to his face as if he's about to yell something, then looks up at the sky and starts making fart noises with his tongue and laughs so hard I thought he was going to pass out because he hadn't taken a breath in a while. Finally he gasps for air and he's like "how do you like my homemade duck call" and goes back to laughing. It was like this the entire trip, next time I do something like this I'm asking for a list of names of all the people who are going to be there and if he's there again I'm not going.

I fucking love these threads someone post the electrical infetterance one

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One time in vegas i was at sapphires i saw seth rollins he was in the pool area . he would walk up to girls and talk to them for a few seconds pointing to his "buldge" 2 walked away and another laughed in his face he yelled and called her a "stupid fucking bitch" he saw people staring and left.

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I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store in Los Angeles a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Hershey's in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Holy shit what is wrong with Seth? I work in IT up in Connecticut and the company I work for offers on-call repair services. This one time I got sent out to WWE's offices as apparently one of their computers was having some issues. I get there and tell the lady at the front desk who I am and why I'm there, and as I'm doing so all of a sudden I hear footsteps and then a really loud commotion coming from behind the stairwell door. I think someone fell down the steps or something because I also heard someone scream out "ow" and "fuck" really loudly. After about 10 seconds I started to hear loud, fast, frantic footsteps and the door burst open and who do I see but Seth Rollins. He looks around the room and sees and runs towards me all out of breath and grabs my arm and tells the receptionist "I got this" and leads me to the stairwell.

As we're walking up the stairs (he's still got hold of my arm) he's being all buddy buddy with me like "hey dude how are ya man haha" and "nice to see someone who knows about computers as much as I do for once around here" and stuff like that. I know something's probably up because he seems really nervous and I think he may have hurt his knee falling down the stairs or something because he's got a bit of a limp. Anyway we finally get to the floor we need to be on and we go into this really nice looking office and on the desk there's a nameplate that says Vince McMahon, I shit yo not. I'm standing there looking at it in awe because he's my childhood hero and he starts getting agitated and telling me we don't have much time.

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So I start walking to the computer that Seth is already at and as I'm walking he's like "yeah man so I was playing this game and all the sudden the computer started acting all strange, I tried downloading an antivirus but it didn't seem to help and neither did running a defragmentation of the C drive". I look at the screen and there is of all things Bonzi Buddy, and below that, a 3D taskbar stripper. It's been 15 fucking years since I've seen either of those things, holy shit.

I ask Seth how they got there and he's like "just do your fucking job nerd" so I get to work and he leaves the room. I'm making good progress with the uninstalls but I start to hear this chewing sound behind me and I turn around and it's Seth with a giant Snickers ice cream bar and he just gives me this unamused "you asshole" look and keeps chewing obnoxiously with his mouth open and says "are you almost done" still looking at me with that look, and as he says it he sprays bits and pieces of the ice cream bar on me and I am so furious at this point. I look at him like "really" and he just smiles and laughs really loudly and I swear to God a WHOLE FUCKING CHUNK of chewed mashed up Snickers ice cream bar hits me right in the fucking face. He's dying at this point and slapping me on the back and I've reached my limit so I get up and walk the fuck out of there and tell my boss to never fucking send me on a job there again.

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