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>>2877704
Lesnar?

>>2877741
if WWE are paying him that much they deserve to go out of business

from what I remember Melzter said Stone Cold earned 15+ million in 1999

Austin, obviously.

If you can top Hogan, then you are light years beyond everybody else.

lesnar?

Hard mode: No Lesnar because you can consider him a UFC draw as well. Third man has to be a pure pro wrestling representative.

Roman wins

>>2877600
McGregor would fuck up anyone with a microphone did you not hear what he did to Mayweather?

>>2877600
This

>>2877987
You know its fake right?

>MUH DREAM

Hey Phil

How is going?Bored?

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>>2877409
Two niggas who told the Macs to stick it up their ass

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Nope

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>>2877387
Blocks Malky's path

>>2877387
Based

Be ready for "Who?" comments from dumb E-drones

Yano should go to WWE. His mastery of low blows and distraction finishes would be OP. They'd have to bring Goldberg back to beat him.

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>>2877367
HNNNNGGGG

>>2877060
>Macho Man shirt
SHE KNOWS

>>2877060
why does trips' head look shooped on

>>2877068
BWAHAHA...

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>>2877030
>Curry Man returns to New Japan

oh fuck yes!

>>2877045
>Bryan vs. YB$

holy fucking DIMES

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Cant unsee it

>>2876893
I don't want to desu

>>2876872
>Neidfart has a penis
I'm not surprised.

>>2876726
Omega's going over in 30 seconds screen cap this

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>>2876756
>implying based trickster man won't find a way to run out the clock at the very least
Omega's goin home with a big fat L and a discount priced DVD for his trouble.

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CAN'T WOE THE YANO

I always have to laugh when I see Dunne/Trent/Bate doing his spots out on the Indies to these massive pops.
HHH has gotten himself over with the IWC/Indy scene by proxy of signing their favourites to appallingly low money deals. He never has to show up to the events, just send his minions out to do his signature spots and the crowd goes nuts for them.
He is a God damned genius, I will give him that.
Hogan WISHES he could politic his way into the power structure of wrestling the way HHH did. Love him or hate him, the man is a MASTER manipulator. Working your way into the McMahon's inner circle is NOTORIOUSLY difficult, and credit to him he went right to work on it way back in 98 when Shawn left. Hate him as an active talent who is in control of his own programmes because he lets his ego run the show, but love him as a talent hire/booker man.
But yeah, he has completely killed most of the Internet hatred towards him that existed since the 2000s, and I find that amazing and hilarious that self appointed smart fans don't see this.
All fucking Hail indeed.

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Triple HGH is a joke and will kill WWE. He has been exposed hard since Dusty died.

He has had two executive jobs at WWE: Talent Development and Creative. His performance in both is 'babby's first corporate job' tier.

>Talent Development
The big problem he inherited was that WWE had one developmental territory .when really they needed to 3-4 so they could sign lots of top tier athletes but the rosters would be small enough for them to all wrestle on a regular basis. HHH has done the opposite and loaded up one developmental terriory with >100 guys. Most of them dont even wrestle, they just do drills at a $3 million gym he built. The only big change was to effectively make it a two tier system, with the Florida live shows and NXT clearly having distinct classes. But because they don't produce enough the talent NXT is filled up with indie talent instead and isn't really developmental any more - it has become a loss leading EWR save.

The NXT Florida live shows are effectively what FCW was and NXT is just a vanity project. The only change between 2010 and 2017 is that WWE signs a lot more outside talent. They aren't producing more homegrown talent. The performance centre has created Baron Corbin, Mojo Rawley and Authors of Pain but FCW under the much lamented Johnny Ace produced Roman Reigns, Big E and Rusev. HHH has spent huge money but produced no improvement in the quality or quantity of homegrown talent.

>Creative
He became head of creative in 2013 and since then WWE has been booked as a heel promotion to the extreme with very few babyface wins or title reigns. They haven't created a single babyface star in that time except for Daniel Bryan who got over by accident. Ratings have tanked during the heelswinlol era. There is no dynamism to the booking. He only has two stories: a long term NWA style heel title reign, and a tag team/friendship breaking up. He has never executed either effectively.

>>2876959
>HHH is head of WWE creative

wrong

>>2876570

The tears from sjws and fake feminists would he delicious

With the power of a thousand suns.

>WCPW puts up a video to announce Minoru Suzuki w/ Desperado will wrestle in one of their shows
>Use Desperado's mask as the video thumbnail
>Entire comment section of the video is "WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS PENTAGON WHO IS THIS?"

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>>2876499
waiting for him to turn on SZK-Gun to join LIJ

>>2876506
This
His character would fit to LIJ more than Suzuki-gun. He's pure tranquilo

she's getting drilled by the BBC

>>2876459

>>2876468
imagine actually believing this to the point that you have to constantly post it

>>2876414
kek

>>2876414
holy fucking wow
memedrones BTFO

>>2876414
based kathie lee still working the 3rd worlders