We are all watching the womens """""""wrestling"""""""" tournament just for a good fap right?
Im not watching at all, just waiting for screenshots of the cuties to be posted here.
I only fap to matches rate 3.5 or higher.
>using the internet
>fapping to wrestling
Nice to see that Heidenreich is back in the wwe
For one match only
>>2875527
I hope they book her against the Brazilian chick and have her destroy her.
There's a lot of scary looking ladies in this one instead of tiny, spindly ladies that look like they got a lot of power behind them, but that one looks like she'll actually eat someone.
Also proudly displaying the German flag, very atypical for a German. So probably monster heel gimmick.
>>2876720
THATS A MAN BAYBAY
> Based Big Do-
>>2875487
Wtf I like Roman now
>>2875487
>>2875504
cringe
Who was in the wrong here?
>>2875434
>Implying shitty Double J can hold a candle to based Beet.
Neither. Beet owned him to his face but Jeff had to show him that midgets aren't equal. Especially retarded ones.
50,000 guitars....could draw one dime
Ight /asp/.. design a good Lego rasslin set.
Any arena.
Any ppv.
any company.
Any rasslers.
Anything to make it worth building.
Go.
>>2875338
go away, Finn.
wrestlemania 21
>>2875372
Kek
Pink tights? What the hell is that all about?
Unicorn horns and Booty-O's? What a load of crap.
>>2875329
Good thread
they wanted the brony demographic
>>2875329
Yes loads of crap come out of your booty's O, what of it?
>tfw she hasn't seen a main roster show yet
>Shinsuke imagining he's anywhere else in the world but there
>>2875289
I couldn't tell if his eyes were open or not.
>>2875280
Thighs
Name our stable.
>>2875279
Enola gays
The Stench
Jav
>highest WWE buyrate: 1.217 million for WM 28
>highest UFC buyrate: 1.65 million for McGregor vs Diaz 2
>highest Boxing buyrate: 4.4 million for Mayweather vs Pacquiao
>>2875244
>doesn't understand the term vanilla
>>2875260
Dude have you heard Floyd try to promo in these press conferences? He obviously has no character or promo ability to do it. Yet look at how much he draws.
Neither person in this "feud" here have much in terms of a crazy character full of depth either. Yet look at how much they will probably end up drawing.
>Vanilla midgets btfo
>Floyd outdraws both ufc and wwe combined
Please explain
reminder that pro wrestling will never have a moment with as much passion as this
>>2875211
>potato manlet punching trailer trash manlet
THE PASSION
what is this
>>2875451
>look at pic
>"what ami looking at her ohmy god"
>But far more important than if the crowd does or doesn’t react, those who have access to quarter hour numbers have noted this group of women do far better in the ratings than the Kelly Kelly types and Maryse types (in her wrestling days) and the women in general did when the women were hired with the idea of getting the hottest models and trying to teach them to not have bad girlie matches as opposed to now where the women aren’t discouraged from wrestling a hard style.
There you have it. Eye candy and glorified models contribute less to the show than women who can actually work.
countdown to when smarks turn on Meltzer.
>>2875135
Duh. Even back in Sable's day there was absolutely no evidence that ticket sales or PPV buys were boosted by tits and ass. TV ratings, maybe, but that's where it ended. A big pair of tits will draw interest from someone surfing channels on TV for all of a few seconds, but who is actually going to pay to see it? Pornhub is a click away
>>2875135
I mean he's probably right. When you consider that only children and progressive numale redditors watch WWE it makes sense.
Fantasy booking /AlbertoMurderSuicide/ edition
How would you book it /asp/ ?
I'm just working mine out in my head and then I'll post it
>>2875029
At the premier of the Paige biopic, drunken Alberto with a gun.
the perros are the in enclosed pool area
Kevin sullivan on the grassy knoll
>/asp/'s favorite diva is a disgusting jewess
What can we do to fix this?
Enjoy your horse or man or potato or nigger or spic
>>2874945
Dana is hotter.
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
watching this garbage with my wife has me thinking. if they were to fill the big brother house with wwe wrestlers who would they choose? who would be the first elimination? and who would win it all?
>>2874893
there would be 16 wrestlers entered.
>>2874899
Wrestler #1: Heath Slater
Judas Devlin was in it a few seasons ago.
>AJ Styles will go to RAW
>The Club will go to Smack Down
>Mauro left WWE cause of JBL
>Maryse will leave the Miz
>WWE is trying to save money and cutting pyro
>Enzo and Cass has heat backstage
Is this clown ever right about anything?
On the last podcast he and Alvarez were talking about how op was a faggot but I'm not sure how accurate they were
>>2874776
>On the last podcast he and Alvarez were talking about how op was a faggot
So that means the OP isn't a faggot for the first time ever? Based wrestling """""""""media'''''''''
>>2874770
>Based Meltz turns the IWC against Vince's bad ideas so they don't happen
>OP continues to be suck dicks