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Holy F*CKING YUM

>>2880270
Yuk!

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>>2880259
>>2880270
>>2880274
Do you ever fucking sleep?

>>2880256
Who was the Jannetty?

busted so many nuts to her back in the day

>>2880358
Domino is still around

So Deuce

A man who personified the darkness and controlled the demons of the underworld; he was suspiciously known to use supernatural powers. He also had died many times but was resurrected from the pits of hell and he basically wasn't a human at all, wrestling was just a hobby

When Vince tries to write a dark character

Triggering /asp/ies

>>2880174
He meant "I can say and do whatever I want and still make 100 million"

BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS

More cringe than a Roman Reigns promo.

>>2880172
Can't tell if you are memeing or just really retarded

>>2880177
Forget it Jake, it's /asp/

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Marty was actually really good not even memeing

Raw
>Roman
>Seth
>Dean
>Lesnar
>Joe
>Braun
>Wyatt
>Miz
>Finn

Smackdown
>AJ
>Cena
>KO
>Orton
>Nakamura

Raw really has too much of the bulk of mainevent talent. It's not a coincidence both brands have gotten much worse (especially Smackdown) since the brand split.

>>2880167
Raw
>Roman
>Lesnar

Smackdown
>AJ
>Cena
>Nakamura

FTFY. Yes the others are good and ostensibly are main eventers, but it's obvious some are head and shoulders above whether it's drawing power or how they've been built up. KO-Orton? No way. Joe-Wyatt? Nope.

>>2880181
>Roma
>Drawing power
Pick one.

>DIVISION II BASKETBALL
>DIVISION II BASKETBALL

>>2880121
E-drones seething

>>2880121
>MELTZ BTFO'S PRO WRESTLING
Fixed, weeb.

Is he /ourguy/?

Michaels was such a CHAD

>>2880099
Coked out, Sunny-fingering Shawn was GOAT.

HOLY FUCK THE AMOUNT OF NU-MALE FAGGOTS IN THE CROWD

Tits

MEGA MILK
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G
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M
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K

>>2879945
the tits were over

only Sunny was over

Boddydonnas and Smoking Gunns. 1996 WWF was so fucking cozy.

>>2879942

It's kinda sad lately. Smackdown was such a fun show from the Brand Split to the Shake-up. Now its uniqueness is gone and they killed Talking Smack. I don't get it.

Since Charlotte and Becky are the top two female faces on the show right now, they shouldn't be in the same feud, which means there should be multiple women's storylines (which they actually did in the fall). But there's nothing. Just another 5 woman elimination match. Again.

How to save Becky? How can they save anyone? The entire creative structure is inept.

At this point, I'm actually wondering now if her missing that major match with Alexa where it would have been her first title defense at No Mercy is one of the reasons she has been kept out of the upper cards when it comes to the title.

Maybe if she were to like a right wing tweet she would get a title run.

Daily reminder Vince would have to pull in all of his media contact favors and probably cut a 7 figure check to get this publicity from a "hip" publication like RS.

>>2879922

Gay.

>>2879976
Daily reminder no one will watch this and because of this they wont make any more articles on these geeks

Based

Based Vanilla Manlet open challenge

>>2879919
How is he a vanilla midget if he's an occultist meditating kickboxing Count Orlok that's as tall as John Cena?

As for reDragon, good, fuck them.

Neethammer is Carter

>>2879854
He's true tho

>>2879962

at best it'd be ''he's right''

fucking Pajeets

>>2879794
>Who was better on the mic?
>Who was better in the ring?
>Who was the best overall talent?
>Who drew the most dimes?

Austin

How can you possibly think Punk drew more dimes?

>>2879794
>Who was better on the mic?
Stone Cold, no doubt about it, even though Punk was pretty damn good. It's just that SCSA was so fucking great.

>Who was better in the ring?
Punk, in-ring skills weren't the "it" factor for SCSA, although he didn't lack anything in this regard.

>Who was the best overall talent?
Stone Cold. He had that edge that Punk lacked.

>Who drew the most dimes?
Excuse me sir, is sir fucking kidding me with this? Punk was proven to be a anti-draw while SCSA was the biggest draw in history.

Which one is your personal favorite?
Used to be Punk, but I lost all my sympathy for the guy when I saw how bitchy he was. But even long before that, I would say SCSA already. To me, Punk's main event push killed him for whatever reason. I loved him in ECW, and early in SmackDown. Summer of Punk Punk was good too.