get in here
kickoff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCzILGsUFqI
First for Roman winning
>According to PWInsider.com, Rollins was spotted in Newark, New Jersey, the site of WWE’s Extreme Rules pay-per-view at the Prudential Center. The report claims Rollins is also scheduled for Monday’s episode of Raw and Tuesday’s SmackDown taping.
Happening.
>Watching WWE
>It's boring and mediocre (longshot, I know, bear with me)
>You're thinking about turning it off and enriching your life with charity or exercise or something
>Someone's entrance theme goes off.
>You mark the fuck out.
What's the theme?
Rusevs desu. Everytime he is on screen i am entertained. Truley a born entertainer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
Goodnight sweet prince
THANK YOU BASED SMARKBUSTERS. Fuck cody rhodes
>>1310759
Charge your fucking phone.
GAY AS FUCK
NOT SO DASHING ANYMORE
A STACHE IS HIS GIMMICK
STARDUST THE BISEXUAL ALIEN
Was he working stiff on him?
No kalisto is just pretty flexible so they used that to make the move look more painful
>>1310668
Kalisto was begging the refs to get him off, guess I got worked.
You guys think Rusev will crush him tonight?
>>1310665
That looked fucking sick
These 3 are the only wrestlers right now with any charisma, that's why the product is dying.
Most people suck on the mic other than these 3 and guys like Jericho, Miz, Kevin Owens, John Cena, and I guess Bray Wyatt. None of these guys are near the top card other than BMJ
The biggest guys of every era and the biggest draws have always been good on the mic but most guys nowadays are awful
acting wacky and over the top is not charisma
>>1310614
just because my wife and her sons like them doesn't mean they're over
I blame the lack of roids
Back in the day you could see everyone was off their tits on roids and coke n shit and you'd get amazing promos from everyone (notables being Warrior, Savage, Hogan). But even midcarders were good. Now, wrestlers are too normal and similar to everyday people. In short, boring.
ITT: we post wrestlers with their famous catchphrases. I'll start:
>YOUR UP
- stunning bill ryback
>>1310584
"INDEED INDEED INDEED"
-Bryan Daniels
"your opinion is candy"
dwayne 'the johnson' anoa'i
Please perform felatio upon this
Triple Haitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSCu1iREl64
>everyone else is getting wild and having fun
>Roman just pulls an autisic face and looks away
Is he autistic?
>>1310528
>even in real life the Usos are the only ones that care enough to hang with Roman
>>1310528
>You'll never face Reigns in ping pong
>>1310528
I hate Romans character but there was literally nothing wrong with what he was doing.
Are you autistic OP?
GOAT tag team?
>>1310522
Pic not related?
BEER!
>>1310522
HEI DEN REICH
HEI DEN REICH
ZERO DIMES
>>1310447
ENZO ANNOYING
ENZO ASSMORE
ENZO ANNUDA VANILLA MIDGET
>>1310447
Phil's new gimmick is shit.
>when AJ Styles wins after Sef interferes setting AJ/Sef
ARE YOU READYING FOR ***** MATCHES ?
>>1310403
>when AJ Styles wins after Sef interferes setting AJ/Sef
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
>>1310403
>AJ vs sef
I wish but if Ramen did lose it would just turn into a threeway ordeal
I'd go nuts if they ever use Jericho's WCW music.
https://youtu.be/ICHVcFdXTpU
Artfag here, I'll draw any wrestler you want.
Heres an example of some of my work (Enzo)
>>1310188
Draw Owens and Zayn in a friendly embrass, like old buddies.
Lord Regal
>>1310188
Sasha Banks with /asp/ somewhere in the image. Like on her shirt as an example.
If Dean Ambrose loses tonight I will leave /wwe/ forever.
[Screencap this]
>>1310109
I know you won't do it, but it would be an interesting experiment if you could stop posting for about a month. I really want to see how much activity will this board lose.
>>1310109
More like, if Seth returns you'll stop false flagging and go back to bashing Ambrose as anon.
well pack your bags
How does it feel knowing that next Wrestlemania will probably be JeriGOATs last?
Feels like it's several years past the due time for it.
>>1310084
Literally who?
>>1310084
Good, maybe if every Attitude Era star retires for good Vince will be forced to finally use his over midcarders instead of bringing back fossils for cheap pop.
>Looked strong on RAW and Smackdown
>On the cover of the Extreme Rules Poster
>Has his own gimmick match
>Has his own graphic for said gimmick match
Yet I still think Jericho is going over, Vince wouldn't go THIS far to bury Dean, would he?
>>1309911
I can't wait for the aftermath on /asp/ of the superior dad to bury le lunatic
;^)
>>1309911
>Vince wouldn't go THIS far to bury Dean, would he?
Sure hope so
When is she coming back?
When her book bombs and she starts craving more easy BBC
>>1309904
When Phil gets his ass kicked by Mickey Gall.Phil's gonna call Hunter,apologize to him like a bitch and then get put in the Social Outcasts.
>>1309924
>implying Social Outcasts will still be around