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I love how everyone on here criticizing wrestlers are all probably fat fucks that have never done a pushup in their whole life, let alone even a walk.
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>>1308675
Im glad you finally found an answer to your problems
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>>1308675
Fuck off, I've done both pushups and walks.
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>"do" a walk
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Seriously when's your fight Phil?
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>>1308105
I want to see him get his ass kicked as well, but shitposting on /asp/ won't make the fight come sooner.
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>I could be wrestling Joe right now
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As soon as you have sex
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Fatass appreciation thread 2016-05-21 17:46:03 Post No.1308079
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Fatass appreciation thread
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What do you think his diet consist of?
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this dick
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>got over as a wrestler despite starting his career in his 30s
>top face of WCW during it's hot period
>finisher predated the RKO by ten years and perfected it in ways Orton could never do
>made yoga less gay just by being in it
>saved Jake Roberts' life
>saved Scott Hall's life
>still gets invited to wrestlemania
>more in shape than most of the 20-something manlets occupying the roster now
How can one man be so based?
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>got into the business by lying about being a manager
pretty based overall
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Best Diamond Cutter incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPRr5p8dHv0
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I just moved into this house and there is a pool table here and idk what kind of table it is or the model number because I dont see it anywhere. Looking to sell it and idk what its even called. In good shape though.
Uploaded a few images to imgur
http://imgur.com/a/cWgmc
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>>1307977
Bump
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>>1307977
Why are you telling us this?
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>>1307977
Thanks.
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>>1307932
how did you get a trash can icon beside your name
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>>1307943
By beeing a pussy master
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This is a good thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJN6NTqW70
holy shit I thought zack's channel is dead
based ryder
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>>1307776
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
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Also I just want to point out in the video that Cameron's face is still on the truck.
How is AJPW not bankrupt yet? Even Google fires shots at it.
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All Japan can't afford advertising with Google so they won't be favoured in searches. Also, they're indie tier now and no where near NJPW
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>>1307933
NJPW themselves are nowhere near where they used to be.
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GET UP YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT 2016-05-21 11:59:29 Post No.1307569
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GET UP YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
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Any other examples of wrestlers ruining a match due to unpreparedness?
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>>1307569
roman.jpeg
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This is some tough shit. Could you do the same? It's like a Navy SEAL training.
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j6iwBkAHrE
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>>1307472
seems like a good way to get drowned
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Why Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles at Payback was a failure 2016-05-21 09:34:51 Post No.1307408
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Why Roman Reigns vs AJ Styles at Payback was a failure
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I major in film at college and I also studied a bit about the business of film. I'm no expert, but from its history I have a hypothesis of why this feud has failed both in the financial and critical departments.
Simply put, WWE gambled too much with a director who doesn't know how to make a good in-ring story. If you look at his history, Styles is definitely more competent in making moves look great than telling an actual story. So as a result, WWE probably made the wrong choice for an opponent when they pumped air time into this thing. They brought in a wrestler who doesn't know how to make compelling stories and thus not get people hooked in. This resulted in a match that looks great, but is very sloppy in its narrative with all of its sequences, butchering of spots, misunderstood transitions, bad booking choices like with "The Club", useless characters like the Usos, too long a match time, and flat out STOPPING the whole match just to further the Shane & Stephanie angle.
They needed one billion buys for this match just to break even but they have a writing staff who are destined to mess up the complex characters and unique stories that would have had this match good to see, thus avoiding negative reviews.
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>If you look at his history, Styles is definitely more competent in making moves look great than telling an actual story.
I guess you at least put some effort into this.
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>>1307408
>I major in film at college
Enjoy working at Starbucks.
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>I hate gavin owens cause he proves that even fat people can be succesful but I cant
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>i like kevin pwens because i look like him
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quality
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how to fix WWE:
fire dean ambrose, roman reigns and sasha skanks
there you have it no more shitters in wwe oh yeah and give the belt to an actually good wrestler like based KO or sami Zayn
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>he likes the new day and bailey
Ltd negroid nerd
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>>1307215
Hang from a tree, nigger.
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>>1307183
Kys Jeff. You almost had me on board too
Is it too late for me to become a pro skater? I'm 23.
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>>1307162
yes
better learn how to fake wrestle
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>>1307167
Aw shit
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>>1307167
like video games and shit?
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If WWE got rid of PG, would they suffer for it financially?
Plenty of kids watched when it wasn't PG because most parents generally don't give a shit when they hear the word wrestling.
I gather they would lose out on some of their sponsors but I think they could easily make up for it with the benefits of non-PG television.
Maybe just have Smackdown remain PG even.
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>>1306992
>the benefits of non-PG television.
Explain what you think these are.
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>>1306992
it's not because parents didn't give a shit, wrestling was public enemy #1 back then for parents.
the best way to get a kid to do something is to convince them they aren't supposed to.
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>>1306992
If the ratings went up enough for them to get equally high paying sponsors they'd be fine.
The problem is they can't put on a good enough TV show to do that, PG or non-PG.