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What striking/grappling combo is best suited for beating the shit out of drunk people at bars? I want to be a bouncer for this local place but I would like to have some sort of training background. Obviously I wouldn't be able to use weapons, and I'm not terribly large (5'9" king of manlets) so something that could help me take out larger opponents would be ideal

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>he thinks wrestling isn't real

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What the fuck is his problem?

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.studioraingames.wheelball

brain sport

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I don't think I've ever posted here, but I've watched wrestling for a while.

Question - why do all fans online now act like you're some idiot if you're not obsessed with skinny fucks like Sami Zayn and Dean Ambrose? It makes wrestling seem stupid as shit when you have these little twinks beating anyone who looks intimidating. I'm not saying everybody has to be Scott Steiner and I get that they can't use as many steroids now, but come on. It's really hard to suspend disbelief, and they all do these dives from the ring where people have to catch them that look phony as hell every time. Dean Ambrose doesn't even seem like a "good" wrestler.

Is it just because people want more CM Punk and Daniel Bryans? Is this just the normal now? I think it's really dumb and takes me out of it, makes me not want to watch much.

Ryback, for example, I think is pretty bad but at least seems like he would whoop your ass in real life. I wouldn't even be a little scared of Sami, Dean, or whoever. Also they're all playing games now on YouTube with New Day which is completely horrible.

Sorry I got off my original topic. I guess I just don't get who is the audience for this stuff now? It doesn't even seem like it's for kids, unless we're talking like three year olds. Why does the internet love skinny people and silly non-intimidating bullshit that makes it all seem even more fake?

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Charlotte, Miz and Jericho are the only peeps I find entertaining in wrassling curently.

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If they know that Roman is going to spear after he goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why don't they just roll out of the ring?

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Words that desribe wrestling fans

T - TERRIFIC
H - HEALTHY
E - ENCHANTING
G - GLOWING
I - INDEPENDENT
F - FAVORABLE
T - THRILLING
O - OPEN
F - FRESH
J - JUBILANT
E - ELECTRIFYING
R - REASSURING
I - INNOVATIVE
C - CHAMPION
H - HONEST
O - OPTIMISTIC
D - DAZZLING
R - REFINED
I - INNOVATIVE
N - NATURAL
K - KEEN
I - INDEPENDENT
T - TRUSTING
I - INDEPENDENT
N - NOVEL
M - MOVING
A - APPROVE
A - AFFIRMATIVE
A - ADORABLE
N - NATURAL
N - NICE
N - NOW
N - NOVEL

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Hoverboard General Thread /hbg/

All discussion of hoverboards/swagways belong in this thread. Please stop flooding the board with Hoverboard/Swagway threads and keep all relevant discussion and news here.

Please keep it kind and on topic. Also no segway/soap shoes/scooter discussion please.

old thread >>11817687

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I've been in a class for work and instead of taking notes I've been making up gimmicks. Talk about these and post your own

>Otto Charles Denard (OCD = Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Has to do everything in 3s (3 count pin). Gets pissy/moody when he can't. Could be used to raise awareness for the condition as otherwise he is a great guy.

>The Hive
African Bee: Big E
Honey Bee: Bayley
Bumble Bee: Blake (NXT Blake, give him some bumbling gimmick)

>Danny Granger/D.G. Jones
D.G. Jones begins writing for WWE.com. Few months later Danny Granger debuts. D.G. Jones starts writing about backstage stuff like some sort of dirtsheet for WWE.com. turns out D.G. Jones and Danny Granger are the same person and he has been abusing his position as a wrestler to get the inside scoop

>Stinky Fred
Guy refuses to shower or wash and uses that to his advantage in the ring.

>Kenny Spears
Skateboarder who rides everywhere, even to the ring. Uses his board as a weapon. Acts like it's 2002 in his attitude and mannerisms.

>Zephry Fullerton-Henderson
Full on SJW who constantly bitches about things and weasels his way into and out of matches via WWE's scared HR department. He'd be some sort of minority (race/sexual orientation/gender/religion...). Eventually Darren Young would give him his comeuppance.

Kpop group unrelated. Post some gimmicks and discuss them.

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https://m.youtube.com/?reload=2&rdm=20qog43kb#/watch?v=q24zIstM9V0
Your thoughts

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Is systema a meme?

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https://youtu.be/Uwh3oUmqBU0
https://youtu.be/CDaeqo9PqUA
https://youtu.be/nB5_jRxvkmI

This stuff is legit yo. I haven't gotten down the reverse punch but I've learned how to put just a little bit of that whip motion on a punch and connect at the right angle and now even a playful tap hurts my friends pretty good.

This type of punch really seems to go into you in a weird way. It's not intended to move you, it's just really fuckin hurts. At least that's what my friends say.

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Is Texano the lucha version of 2006 John Cena?

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>theme is a remixed version of the shield's theme
>wears vest/combat pants/combat boots like in the shield
>instead of saying "believe in the shield" says "believe that"
>walked through the crowd like the shield until wwe got worried about his safety
How is someone with no original character supposed to get over?