>Millionare
>Longest reigning WWE champion of the modern era
>10/10 wife
No wonder you all hate him. He's a success and you're not.
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
Oh no! I lost my AJ Lee folder, please help me, /wwe/!
Nice thread Phil
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/711991-eden-rhodes-gone-from-wwe
Even his wife's a quitter.
Thank god. She is terrible at announcannouncing. Still better than Jo Jo though
#bringbackjustinroberts
Jeeeeeeeeoeeeeoeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ceeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnaaaaaaaaaa
>>1324363
is she going to do porn?
>tfw no more KEVIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWENS
>WWE holds a non disqualification match
>Roman ends up in Camp Crystal Lake
>Jason Voorhees shows up and repeatedly punches him
>Jason chokes Roman out
>Roman gets up
>Jason stabs him 5 times with a Machete
>Roman gets up 1 minute later
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1uADJaHH-k
>Pinfall
>1
>2
>Roman kicks out
>The Usos attempt to superkick Jason
>Jason grabs both of the Usos and tosses them like ragdolls
>Roman spears Jason
>Pinfall
>1
>2
>3
This is something the WWE Creative would do.
Did you get kicked out from /woo/ and reddit because ypur autism was too high?
>>1326112
nope.
>>1326112
This seems like /asp/ autism
Who would you like to see on each brand, /asp/?
Personally I'd like to see the big dogs Reigns, Rollins and Cena in the hard-hitting storylines on Raw and have guys like Orton, AJ, Owens, Cesaro and Ambrose putting on weekly 5-star matches for SD.
>>1326049
I want kid pandering (Cena) and all the guys i don't like (Uso's, Reigns, R-Truth, the two puertoricans) to stay on RAW and have Smackdown be just two hours of good wrestling desu
>>1326049
Just keep Cena and Reigns on Raw. Let Smackdown be more like NXT.
>>1326055
>He doesn't want Big Match John hosting the US Championship Open Challenge on SmackDown instead of RAW
Le Cena Hate is tres edgy, mon frere. 18+.
inside source here. fuck posting to reddit. women's division will be raw exclusive, Smackdown will introduce an exclusive cruiserweight division. Screenshot this.
>>1325897
i dont care
screenshot this.
>>1325897
>no becky and emma
>full of vanilla midgets
i can keep on skipping smackdown then, phew
>>1325897
>Kill yourself
screenshot this
well? Was it a shoot?
>>1325702
bannable material on /wooo/
must we see the same shit everyday by the same 5 posters
>>1325710
Fuck off back there
>>1325702
No it was a choking actually I think
You heard it here first folks
I just got an alert for it on my phone holy shit
ITS HAPPENING
>UNIQUE ROSTER
>A DRAFT COMING SOON
If smackdown is live I'll watch. I haven't watched it in years
>watching pretaped shows
hue
I even watched the horrible ECW reboot because it was live, but stopped after Benoit stuff
>revealing this on twitter and not on raw
The fuck is wrong with these dipshits.
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
i fucking hate this board
>making more CM Punk threads
please no theese things are literally spam and just devolve into shitposting and memeslinging after like 3 posts
>>1326080
Roidback upset?
Why are the ECW originals such garbage?
>drunk retard with a kendo stick
>a dad
>pseudo-Arab botchmaster
>the original flips-and-kicks midget
The fact that these guys got on WWE television at all is astounding
>>1325649
I have never seen a post more deserving of 18+
>>1325649
american stronk style
I see many of the criticisms and I will simply counter with this: a great wrestler has great matches. Reigns has consistently been involved in great matches since he joined the main roster. You can try to explain away those great matches by saying he was with great partners and great opponents, but the one constant in them is Reigns. There have just been far too many over far too great a period of time for theses matches to have been flukes. Yes, he was forced on fans. It resulted in a firestorm of heat. He withstood it, and now is using that to his advantage. Some of you might remember the example set by another young Samoan babyface who was pushed too hard too soon in 1997 and received a major backlash. He too withstood a firestorm of heat, used it to his advantage, and last time I checked, was doing pretty well for himself.
>>1324013
Remember friends, keep bait to 20 words or less.
His only good matches were with Lesnar, Styles and Bryan, all good wrestlers.
>>1324026
this
i genuinely enjoyed the last syles match, although the first was pretty boring. you have to be a shitty wrestler to have a boring match with styles.
even jeanetty's match with haitch was 10x better than the main event at mania
Can I practice boxing at home by myself? I don't want to get into the sport or become competitive or something just practicing throwing the punches. Or will I make more wrong than right?
Note that the alternative to this isn't a box club but not practicing at all. Thanks
>>1326108
Here's how it goes
>copypasta
>everybody doesn't read the copypasta right and argues against things it doesn't say
>people argue it can't be proven right
>people argue it can't be proven wrong
>people ignore attempting logical proofs or they're just too stupid for that
>shitposting
>it doesn't get anywhere every single time
It is in fact possible to learn a martial art and effectively apply it without a teacher and or sparring.
A common myth is that one is unable to perceive the flaws on one's movements when mimicking the movements of a martial art, and that a teacher is required to detect these flaws in form and aid in correcting them.
Detecting the flaws in one's form can easily be done with the utilization of attention to detail and a mirror.
It would take some very severe cognitive impairments and or lack of effort to be unable to do this, given that adiquate information is provided.
Another common myth is that muscle memory is required to apply martial arts, and that one would be unable to participate in combat without getting a gluteus maximus kicking.
One reason people believe this myth is because of how much more quickly humans tend to react to a stimuli with muscle memory rather than conscious reaction time. They fail to understand that this in no way means that conscious reaction cannot be utilized. With higher aptitude for reaction time and or training, one who may have never engaged in hand to hand combat will be able to perform as well if not better than one who has trained muscle memory for hand to hand combat, not to mention how muscle memory can be used in combat if trained with proper knowledge and understanding beforehand.
Experience is only as creditable as how it's interpreted.
Not saying that learning with a teacher isn't almost always more efficient.
>>1326108
>implying your post isn't bait
What are some perfect camera shots? Times where everything just went right?
>>1318819
Wonder how much money the top Camara man makes
remember the good old days guys?
the chi threads, the bruce threads, the parkour threads...
>>1318507
Yes.
>>1318507
>asp-poster.jpg
What fight is this and what does the guy on the left practice?
Link to parkour threads?
How do you take down a King Hippo type motherfucker if you cant hit them in the face?
Liver shots?
I would probably cut a 15 minute promo calling him a fat manlet nerd. Then while he charges at me i hit him with a steel chair after that dirty-deeds him onto the steel chair
Kicks obviously.
Also watch some "Butterbean" fights.
Dude is legit King Hippo mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUmIrToZvW0
>>1260317
Tire the fatty out first. They don't have as much speed and agility as someone not fat as fuck does, they're easy to fight desu. Just dodge, move, then destroy his jaw.
what are wrestlers actual height? I know wwe exaggerates on their wrestlers for example
kane is billed as 7 feet but is actually around 6'8 - 6'10
daniel bryan is billed as 5'10 but is actually around 5'8
rey mysterio is billed as 5'5-5'6 but is actually around 5'3
chris benoit is billed as 5'10 but is actually around 5'8
eddie guerrero is billed as 5'8 but is actually around 5'6-5'7
chris jericho is billed as 6 feet but is actually around 5'8-5'10 (There's also a rumor he wears lifts)
>>1325351
you got them all about right
>>1325351
Who fucking cares?
Lunchbox Luchador is actually 6'5 in WWE measurments