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OH MY GOD JBL IT'S MUHAMMAD HASSAN AND DAIVARI WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL! HASSAN HASN'T BEEN IN THE WWE IN OVER TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1409858
Would mark but will never happen. Hussan is done with wrestling and is a teacher at some school in NY or something. Niggas done with wrestling.
>>1409858
OH MY GOD BYRON HASSAN ITS THAT JOHN CENA? IT IS. HASS AS CENA A HOSTAGE, HE IS CLAIMING THAT IF THE WHOLE SMACKDOWN ROSTER DOESN'T CONVERT TO ISLAM HE WILL EXECUTE THE 16 TIMES WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Based Meltzer Edition
Based Big Match Dave working the smarks
>>1409640
One day, I'll kill myself and be free from this.
One day.
> Man children upset their sweet and innocent waifu is getting old
Top kek. I hope Bayley flops hard on the main roster (she will)
Take a bump, /asp/
>>1409266
>/woo/ memes
>image.jpg
Here's a sage instead
>>1409266
>>1409266
Another one
He's the true GOAT, try to prove me wrong.
i don't want to
>>1408941
The greatest "entertainer" of all time sure.
But Ric Flair is better.
>>1408941
Played second fiddle to Hulkster during his title run
Was so afraid of getting cucked that he used to lock elizabeth up
Was a legit jew
Meme wrestler whose silly voice got old quick
Matches were mostly boring shit, > muh axehandle after muh axehandle
Shitter hair than Stink circa 2015
Still love him because of nostalgia mostly though
I present to you, the only man on the face of this planet that can save the WWE.
> le epic shoot man "HE JUST SAYS WHAT SMARKS ARE THINKING LOL"
>>1408935
What was his name again?
>>1408940
CM Punk
What does /asp/ think of ICW?
Based
>>1407796
> outlaw poortherner wrestling
Even shittier than usual outlaw shit
>>1407822
>outlaw wrestling
What the fuck kinda meme is this?
Tyler you bich
>>1413253
TYLER IS UNAVAILABLE AT THE MOMENT
PLEASE COME BACK NEVER
>>1413258
make be bich
tyla is mine
>>1413258
>>1413253
Tyler Black is a better name then Seth Rollins.
Fight me.
Did anybody else think that the nWo were just boring?
>>1412927
The original and wolfpac great
18+
>>1412929
I dunno, I just found their segments boring. It was the same thing over and over "NWO FOR LIFE BROTHER! WE'RE THE BEST!" etc etc. Same shit, different week.
>>1412927
They were awesome at first, but really dragged on as time went on (and when they had like a million members).
>its a jay briscoe vs jay lethal ppv
>literally no one cares about either of these guys anymore
>Adam Cole, ACH, Adam Page, Cedric Alexander, and Donovan Dijak could all be better champions
>ROH is running out of talent because WWE keeps sweeping them up
>The future of ROH isn't looking good
Time to pull the trigger on Dalton Castle.
WWE will not steal him because he is a homosexual.
>>1412862
Cedric Alexander apparently made a big impression on the Cruiserweight Classic, so WWE is probably grooming him already.
Briscoe is still pretty over bro
ITT: Traitors
How are they traitors?
>In Punk's view, the best professional wrestling promos are improvised. While some performers need to be scripted, others should be given the freedom to be themselves.
>"I think the good ones, the interviews and the promos people remember, those are improv. Now, [professional] wrestling's just overscripted to death. It's almost like they have a chokehold on it. Some guys need to operate that way and I feel like some people need to let loose and be themselves. You've got a whole room of guys writing for you. They don't know you. They don't know where you're coming from. They don't know your perspective or your character and stuff like that. And if you're out there being disingenuous and saying words that three other people wrote, I always felt that the crowd could tell and then they're going to pay attention to their phones or s--t on whatever segment you're in. So yeah, I was always a fan of just kind of doing my own thing."
he's right
>>1412593
Bonesaw's reaDY!!!
>>1412842
I love how wrestling is real in the Ramarvel universe. Makes sense.
9 years ago today
Rip
Le GOAT
>>1412579
He was great as a heel, never liked him much as a face though.
> the new botchamemia intro
My whole body cringed, not even just my face
When will that unfunny NEET maffew kill himself lads?
Who is worse, NWOwolfcuc or mafjew?
>NWOwolfcuc
How is this even a question? kys
>>1412541
New? Where is it? Or are you talking about the dude taking a shit two weeks ago? That was already pretty bad.
>>1412586
Sorry it was 262, it came up as new in my feed
I just went here for the first time in my life
Holy shit This place rocks and is awsome
Fuck you edge lords over here
Goodbye /asp/,you pieces of shit.
I'm going to where you can have actual wrestling convo.
>>1412514
>I'm going to where you can have actual wrestling convo
you really can't have that there, if you disagree with the hivemind they will witchhunt your ID and call you a troll/contrarian, you will get banned too
not saying /asp/ is better but /wooo/ is fucking terrible
>>1412514
You will not be missed
Can you take el beanercuck with you ?
>>1412534
>implying id ever go to that hugbox
Why is this man jobbing? His promo's are incredible and hes a decent wrestler to boot.
Could see a future in acting if wrestling stops working out.
https://youtu.be/8-tILdR12eE?t=1m22s
>>1412476
Coz vince thinks he's got the undertakers aura about him. He can eat pin after pin after pin
>>1412484
Problem is Undertaker at the start wasn't booked like a fucking joke and when he took a pin clean it actually mattered.
>>1412476
>decent wrestler
He's a pretty great wrestler, actually.
He just never gets singles matches.