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Fat Samoan is a straight killer. Bork did a good job and Hunt was not aggressive enough. Would probably win a rematch especially in 5 rounds.

Legit Monster

So after Bork won, how much did WWE stock rise?

>>1463280
>pokemon go, dark souls, and overwatch
Yea, literally shit

>>1463288
/asp/ IS meant to be solely for discussion of wrestling,MMA and other sports.

However, I MUST inform you that your opinion is fucking wrong and you are a faggot kill urself.

He's Perfect Dark, a really great copy, and paste of a superior product, but still is talked about, and memed on a regular basis points

Kerry Von Erich is a fucking bitch and Brother Nero could fuck him up in five seconds in a real fight.

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It was foreshadowing the deletion. Jeff is slapping drones, whose wings move like that of a tornado.

>>1463273
He can hit wind.

Current Champions

>WWE Champion
Dean Ambrose

>US Champion
Rusev

>Intercontinental Champion
The Miz

>Tag Team Champion
The New Day

I hope the new GMs will be some retired wrestler, maybe DBry or Edge

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Cockslap her.

>>1463251
>You have annoyed me, now you must have the honor of facing off against one of your favorite wrestlers!
Oh, no, I'm so worried.

>>1463259
>liking big slow

Yes
Also because they do pro wrestling better than wwe

Because WWE is shit

>>1463249
clever story line based marketing

Me

William Morris Endeavors, partnered with IME Group.

>>1463235
An Australian company
think of their version of Time Warner

It's part of his gimmick

because she can do the ballplex

>>1463140
>Trying to make some sense of outlaw wrestling

el oh el

I have seen tons more "egregious" flippy shit matches that people should have been a lot angrier about than this one.
I really don't understand why everyone lost their shit over this match, both praising it and shitting on it. I have seen probably 20 matches this year alone that were more flippy and nonsensical than this match.
Don't know why everyone on both sides of the fence lost their shit about this match. But hey, Vader wrangled himself a booking out of it, so good for him I guess.

>>1463157
Probably because this was on a grander stage, and far-more accessible.
People can't shit on what they haven't seen.
Also, I just generally don't get why people hate on this.
If you don't like it, that's fine, but saying there's no place in wrestling for stuff like this is nonsensical. Wrestling is scripted, pre-determined, that's the beauty of it: you can do anything you want because it's not a quote unquote "REAL" sport. Whereas real sports are dominated by certain tactics or strategies, people find their niche and pound their opponents into the ground with them, wrestling is not. You can be wacky and ludicrous, use and abuse that to make as multi-faceted a field as possible that panders to any possible interest. And if one particular match isn't your thing? Watch something else, watch a different match, or a different wrestler. That's the beauty of it.

>>1463172
yeah.
Like, the story of this match was the top 2 flippy dudes on Earth being put in a ring to determine who is the best, and then getting into an athletic pissing contest to try and outdo each other.
I really don't see how people don't get this incredibly simple story and go "oh too many flips, not a realistic fight, etc" Basically everything did made sense given the story they were presenting.
This entire match was basically one take John Woo fight sequence in real time, and it fucking ruled, and yes it had psychology and a story to it. And if anyone needs to have it bashed over your head and explained to you, you are just thick and don't get it go back to watching WWE and just kill yourself.

Yes. Casuals are smarter than morbidly obese smarks

>Why do you all act like the ''casuals'' are some kind of retarded brainless creature that will like anything wwe tells them to like?
Because they are.
See every Indian WWE fanpage on Facebook for one example.

>>1462915
exactly, so push someone smarks like since casuals will like them anyway

nah

no because people will start questioning why they don't do actual entertaining things all the time

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>>1462873

Good

who?

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just like,
just fuck my shit up y'know,

Montel Vontavious Porter.

HHH

Mr. Kennedy.

>>1462839
Was about to make the thread.

Looking forward to watchhing with you /asp/ies.

>>1462839
Seems they caught onto Hendry being a diamond in the rough at least. Honestly I feel like him and Sandow could form a faction/duo of DX-esque popularity if they tried and got the call-ups.

>>1462839

Is this episode in Newcastle too?

Becky could easily play this role.

>>1462823
Pretty much any gimmick can work if booked probably and given to the right kind of talent.

So it wouldn't work in the WWE, no.

>>1462825
*properly, not probably