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>dude anon you're muscular but you'll get fucked in a fight, it's all about technique and endurance man
>learn BJJ it'll be good for your confidence and it'll help with getting pussy
>"k"
>go to bjj
>get rekt by skinny guys with good technique
>stick with training so I can learn what they know
>lose some muscle mass in exchange for agility and endurance
>hot lifting girl you'd otherwise impress with your physique calls you small
>doesn't give a shit about your BJJ

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 12:12:04 Post No.1467262
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>>1467251

You should have choked her out.

Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:23:54 Post No.1468073
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:23:54 Post No.1468073 [Report]

>>1467262
>You should have choked her out.
After breaking her arm.

Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:30:03 Post No.1468096
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 18:30:03 Post No.1468096 [Report]

I started bjj 3 months ago and I can pass and hold off the brown belts no problem because of STRONK.
once I grab on I can just go into full lock down, and as long as I don't try anything I'm pretty much in no danger from anybody
My body is thick and hard to wrap around I can fight off most locks and just meathead my way out of them unless they are really cinched up tight.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:26:15 Post No. 1467115 [Report] [View this topic]

Did they?

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:27:29 Post No.1467117
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:27:29 Post No.1467117 [Report]

who are these ugly homeless looking fucks

Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:35:29 Post No.1467130
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:35:29 Post No.1467130 [Report]

>>1467117
One is Enzo, but I don't know who the other one is.

Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:38:59 Post No.1467139
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:38:59 Post No.1467139 [Report]

>>1467130
That's her boyfriend

Anonymous
2016-07-12 08:40:56 Post No.1467057
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 08:40:56 Post No. 1467057 [Report] [View this topic]

How often a day do you drink it in?

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:36:24 Post No.1467133
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 09:36:24 Post No.1467133 [Report]

>>1467057
Every day of my life

Anonymous 2016-07-12 10:09:57 Post No.1467172
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 10:09:57 Post No.1467172 [Report]

I can't believe that a guy as renowned, established, and presumably wealthy as Jericho still needs to fly commercial to get around. That must be absolute hell.

Anonymous 2016-07-12 11:02:12 Post No.1467201
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 11:02:12 Post No.1467201 [Report]

>>1467172
Saves him some money at least.

And he can still give us the Gift of Jericho. Drink it in, mannnn

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:05:45 Post No. 1466881 [Report] [View this topic]

Yes, last night I went to my first professional sports-entertainment-live-event. Fan since '91, lived in the woods all this time, now in an area where people congregate and figured I'd check it out. Splurged for ringside seats on the assumption it'd be a one-time thing. Here is a list of my observations:

>Lots of roid guts. Everyone looks oddly textured. Titus O'Neill's ass is massive.

>A half-second clip of Reigns during a "new era" (new generation?) video promo got booed harder than anything else the entire night

>Everyone spits a lot when they sell punches.. kinda gross

>The way the refs move around/react/sell is awesome. Never appreciated that before.

>I get the feeling they have the right idea with a lot of the folks being pushed, despite the IWC's take (or how some workers can come off on TV). Usos were over. Miz was really over, making up for his opponent Darren Young, who clearly was not.

>Match of the night was New Day vs. Strowman/Rowan. No kidding. Borderline comedy, but entertaining as hell.

>Got to see Sin Cara botch a powerbomb/sunset flip spot and go tumbling into the ropes with Sheamus. Check.

>Some mark was heckling Nattie real hard during the womens' match.. cringey stalker hard.

>Workers who expectedly worked the crowd like a wizard: Owens. Workers who unexpectedly worked the crowd like a wizard: Bo Dallas.

Thank you for reading, like/comment/subscribe.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:08:00 Post No.1466889
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:08:00 Post No.1466889 [Report]

how was dana's tits from ringside famalam

Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:08:42 Post No.1466890
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:08:42 Post No.1466890 [Report]

>>1466889
this

Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:09:10 Post No.1466892
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:09:10 Post No.1466892 [Report]

Did you get any popcorn or nachos? Did you buy any cool merch?

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2016-07-12 06:44:08 Post No.1466821
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:44:08 Post No. 1466821 [Report] [View this topic]

Isn't Phil a little bit too old to still be playing Video Games?

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:45:13 Post No.1466823
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>>1466821
Aren't you a little bit too old to still be living at your mother's house?

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:45:41 Post No.1466825
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:45:41 Post No.1466825 [Report]

Phillip doesn't play games though.

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:46:08 Post No.1466827
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:46:08 Post No.1466827 [Report]

>>1466823
destroyed

Anonymous
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ITT: Dream Matches Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:41:44 Post No. 1466816 [Report] [View this topic]

heel Rock vs face Rollins

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:56:18 Post No.1466853
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:56:18 Post No.1466853 [Report]

Flash Funk vs Funkasauras

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:58:26 Post No.1466859
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:58:26 Post No.1466859 [Report]

Lenny and Lodi vs Breezango

Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:06:02 Post No.1466884
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 07:06:02 Post No.1466884 [Report]

>>1466816
Could possible be the most boring match of all time

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:58:44 Post No. 1466728 [Report] [View this topic]

We need some real men to be champ, not the vanilla midget shieldettys.

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:01:05 Post No.1466736
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>>1466728
>has a pick of shawn most flippy vanilla midget of all time

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:01:24 Post No.1466738
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:01:24 Post No.1466738 [Report]

>wins championship
>tears quad

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:02:34 Post No.1466739 [Report]

>>1466728
HBK's fucking cock-eyed drug influenced brain damaged mind can't even function to look directly into the camera.

Anonymous
2016-07-12 05:58:23 Post No.1466727
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:58:23 Post No. 1466727 [Report] [View this topic]

New face of /asp/?

Make /asp/ great again

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:59:30 Post No.1466732
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:59:30 Post No.1466732 [Report]

Is he great again yet or will he be after he makes Miz to Bob's Crossface Chickenwing

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:00:52 Post No.1466735
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:00:52 Post No.1466735 [Report]

of all the wrestlers they could have paired with Bob fucking Backlund they pick this hack fag

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>>1466732
Makes Miz tap**

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:51:52 Post No. 1466707 [Report] [View this topic]

REMINDER THAT CM PUNK WILL WIN HIS UFC FIGHT AND ALL YOU FAGGOTS (ESPESIALLY YOU CARTER) WILL CRAWL INTO YOUR HOLES AND NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO POST HERE EVER AGAIN

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:54:00 Post No.1466715
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>>1466707
hi phil

Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:56:00 Post No.1466718
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:56:00 Post No.1466718 [Report]

>>1466707
>CM punk
>actually fighting

Weird isn't it that he keeps getting injured before his matches

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:09:52 Post No.1466751
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:09:52 Post No.1466751 [Report]

>>1466707
based fucking punk

vince and his beta orbiters about to be destroyed

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:39:40 Post No. 1466680 [Report] [View this topic]

What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:41:40 Post No.1466683
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:41:40 Post No.1466683 [Report]

Based fucking Roman getting all the bitches wet

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Anonymous 2016-07-12 05:55:00 Post No.1466716 [Report]

>>1466680
>when the base drops

Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:14:33 Post No.1466759
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Anonymous 2016-07-12 06:14:33 Post No.1466759 [Report]

Roman attempting to be charismatic will never stop being funny

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