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>trips on a slow fucking board
>impressive

Fuck off Phil

>>1466661
mad

>>1466652
Hi Phillip

Darren Young is so fucking based. Nice promo too.

>They're actually giving him an actual push

I mean, it's refreshing, but of all the people they could've chosen to follow through on...

If you rewatch the ending of the match Apollo Crews is smiling after his elimination, he smacks the floor but has a huge grin on his face

Couldn't give less of a shit about that title right now

Rusev

Rusev. If WWE was smart, they'd continue to book him as an unstoppable monster.

>>1466574
Fuck off Phil, nobody cares about you.

>>1466574
Hi Phil!

>>1466574

>phil shitposting instead of training or healing his """""injuries"""""

get a clue phillip

what does the CM stand for?

>>1466559
cuck manlet

>>1466559
cock mangler

slowest board = most well-adjusted normal posters (aka have lives, jobs and so on)

Dean and Seth were good.

>>1466545
I wish I had a life

>>1466545
I wish I had a girlfriend to text at night

Did you enjoy the show?-

Did you want to kill yourself

>>1466537
Did Dana Brooke's boobs look big in person?

More like cuck angle, I had respect for Shane but not after this.

>>1466721
Sure, but what did you expect Shane to do? Suplex Steph through some glass panes?

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>>1466772
He could have sucker puchrd her or put her in the crsaro swing

KEK

I want broken matt to come to the wwe and team up have a feud with fedora man

>>1466447
Nothing because WWE stole his brilliance but were unable to make their own brilliance

SAVE US BASED MATT FROM WWE MEDIOCRITY

Crashing the ratings

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>>1466426
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

Be a senile old man and only write content that personally entertains himself. Stephanie is too much of an ass kisser and won't buy out the shares, so she won't ever take it from him like Vince bought it from Sr. when he had bigger plans and a rebellious thought to buy out all the smaller companies and take control from the NWA territories.

Shane tried doing his own thing and it seems like it was a failure, now he's back to work for the 'E and get a paycheck. Otherwise, has no interest in the WWE.

Triple H can't afford to buy out the shares most likely, but even if he did he is married to Steph. He's just cruising up the ladder but will never be allowed to take over the WWE completely, even if he might be their best bet to lead the company with new initiatives now that he isn't burying everybody.

Best bet for WWE is for somebody to buy out a majority of the shares and wrest all the McMahon's out of power, but I doubt that will ever happen. WWE will probably just fluctuate around their current ratings and mediocre stories and have occassional flash in the pan good things happen, but shit the rest of the way. Still carry good enough rating to remain on USA Network and get ad revenue, but never good enough to be the highest rated show on cable television period, like in the later 90's or the juggernaut of the 80's.

Wrestlers are only as strong as Vince says they are. Vince could have Tyler Breeze squash Lesnar if he felt like it.

Please have sex.

Old age beat the undertaker. Prime WM Undertaker >> Brock >> Everyone else.

>>1466319
you know his rope stomp thing right, the one where he shakes his head, and spazzes out with his leg.

That's literally the joker from the dark night, when he starts to kick batman on the ground.

>>1467068
what a fucking shitter

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hate this guy

pic related the superior gook

none of these points on either brand are good things.

If RAW dies what happens?

>>1466288
Smackdown being 2 hours is a major positive

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>>1466280
>a lot of NXT talent projected
Dropped.

>>1466232
Now we need the based WHC back.

>implying it won't just be a shitter version of current product

WWE didn't want this, it was forced on them by USA. Not expecting much effort.

Oh yeah!

autism

>he still watched in its entirety. They got you cucked family

jajajajajjajaa el justo