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never liked him
He's the The Rock but a lot shorter, fatter, less muscular, less athletic, less entertaining, less funny, less good of an actor and less talented in general.

>>1592561
>talking about Roman in a MizGOAT thread

>>1592550
Based Miz

thats for like ninjas and shit right?

>>1592490
>Is ninjutsu any good?

No

And it has nothing to do with ninja either

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>>1592490
>Is ninjutsu any good?

its the best OP

>>1592428
Who?

>>1592431
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>1592428


literally who?

>>1592388
Yes.

In 10 years time more people will remember the streak breaking at 30 WM

So no

>>1592388
for him yes

>>1592385
His feud with Monkey killed his momentum.

>>1592385
His booking was shit, they had him go over the entire roster, even the GOAT major glory got buried by him, only to have him put over that lanklet monkey

>>1592429

Monkey wasn't over, the "Monkey!" chant was.

did wwe really just buy out TNA stars

NXT is such a fucking failure

Literally who?

>>1592361
would be cool, they all look too similar, they need a Ric

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I feel bad for him

>>1592349
It was a good promo up until he revealed that he had decided upon a gay pornstar's name for his TNA run.

>Anal Rips

W'ell see

/asp/ confirmed poorfags...

>>1592311
>2nd best event to see in your lifetime.
not anymore, they're trash now

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>>1592407
>being a good lil mark and giving McMahon your shekels

".......yeah."

I guarantee he's gonna love the Haitch v Reigns match

Who?

>>1592238
It doesn't exist, and has a net income/expenditure of "Zero".
So, better than NXT.

cringe

him and steph are really going to burn Vince's legacy to the ground

>>1592243
Vince has been doing that himself just fine.

Truth is Phil was right where he should've been in the card wrestling Taker. If he was added to the 3 way it doesn't make the main event any more appealing in terms of drawing power, and it takes away an opponent for Taker (who does he work then, Ryback?)

He's the type of asshole who thinks "title should always go on last"

It's funny how he always shat on Haitch but they were more or less the same

>Bitch backstage
>Egotistical
>Believe they were draw
>Didn't like to put anyone over

The only difference is Haitch didn't take his ball and run home

>>1592245
So what you're saying is that Punk should get HHH's daughter pregnant?

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>Bryan wasn't over at all faggots

No shit, only the chant was over.

That's because the crowd noise travels up in the air due to the open arena

>>1592201
i don't pay attention to chinkflip, what happened?

>>1592203
Goto won Block A in the G1

>>1592424
Gotoh is jobbing to naito or shibata.

Worked shoot. Some of those WWE guys were genuinely pissed off, but the company's making lemonade, as you do.

>>1592067
>working the smarks
only the markiest of marks thought it was real

>>1592073
>Some of those WWE guys were genuinely pissed off
Boys in the back are always the biggest marks.

Lesnar, Goldberg, and movie star Rocky are the 3 GOATs for being all about money and not giving a fuck about wrestling-- it's always the best way to go about it as an independent contractor.

Quiet

>>1592064
KO is beneath the JeriGOAT.

>tfw no package piledriver thrown into a codebreaker
They could do a walls of jericho headlock though