when will carmella, alexa bliss, becky lynch, sasha banks and bayley lick cum off eachother?
NXT Takeover Japan
>>1587561
When they get put in the same show as Naka because they think they can appreciate their favorites with their vaginas.
>>1587561
>implying it hasn't happened already off camera
What the fuck was his problem anyway?
Niggers
Austin was a bigger draw than him
>>1587560
When Hogan came back he turned Austin into a mid carder
You may ONLY post in this thread if your favorite wrestler has main-evented Wrestlemania
Who /BMJ/ here?
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http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/tna-sign-top-free-agent-wrestler-w433786
WHAT'S AARON STEVENS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE, JOSH YOU COLOSSAL FAGGOT?
will he get deleted?
fuck do i have to watch this shit thursday?
>>1587458
What is Jermaine Cementow doing in the iMPACT ZONE?1
Joey styles should do commentating for TNA now. Fuck Josh Mathews faggot
TOP 10 LADIES
1. Sasha Banks
2. Asuka
3. Charlotte
4. Becky Lynch
5. Alexa Bliss
6. Bayley
7. Nia Jax
8. Sienna
9. Natalya
10. Ivelisse
Watch out for: Sexy Star, Dana Brooke, Carmella, Eva Marie
Sasha-Charlotte II ought to be the best match of Summerslam and among the best matches of the year. I'm sure the misogynists won't approve, but girls rule, get the fuck over yourselves, white males. ... Asuka-Bayley will also be a 4-star match at minimum, and it should clear the way for Bayley to join one of the main rosters. I hope it's Raw, so she can go against Charlotte while the Legit Boss matches up with Nia Jax in what ought to be an awesome feud. ... Lynch-Bliss could be sneaky awesome and get a lot of people into women's wrestling, presuming the gross MRA "people" can get past their exploitation of women and stare raping. ... TNA needs to get off their asses and find a good opponent for Sienna (they also need to change their highly problematic and misogynist name, but that's a battle for another day).
>>1587437
inb4 unironic responses to blatant shitposting.
Come on now. At least put some effort into it. This just screams shitpost.
A FUCKING WOMEN'S WRESTLING GENERAL
Also try a bit harder
>Sunny Dhinsa and Gzim Selmani squashed Rob Ryzin and Danny Burch (renamed Adrian Nailz). This match went 2 minutes followed by a burial of Shane Thorne and Nick Miller afterwards. These guys are the modern day Demolition.
>Andrade “Cien” Almas defeated Angelo Dawkins with a White Russian Legsweep reversed into a DDT. Angelo Dawkins has been employed by the WWE since 2012 and has been jobbing since day 1. This match went 4 minutes. After the match Bobby Roode announced that he will be facing La Sombra at Takeover. Tye Dillenger fags forever seething.
>Billie Kay defeated Liv Morgan (Real Name: Gionna Jene Daddio). This Gionna individual needs to start acting more like Alexa Bliss and or Carmella. Her character is suppose to be sassy.
>Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano defeated Tucker knight and Patrick Clark. Tucker Knight straight up looks like Bull Dempsey whose only accomplishment is "allegedly" sticking his penis inside Beth Phoenix. Patrick Clark is Lio Rush's former Tag-Team partner. He's currently trying to enforce this "Make Wrestling Great Again" gimmick which is a copy of what Kenny King is doing of ROH.
>Samoa Joe fucking murdered Mojo Rawley in a Non-Championship match. Before the match, Mojo called Joe morbidly obese. Mojo's idea for "offense" is to flail spastically around the ring till Joe chokes him out.
>>1587413
>NXMeme
>>1587416
This weeks taping was really shit so i'll give it to you this time Carter but you're still a flaming faggot
>>1587413
>Tye Dillenger fags forever seething.
You're damn right I am
Every fucking week with this bullshit
>this is a """"german""""
>This is a female
>This is a thread
Inb4 Woman "Wrestler" wearing a Hijab
Young Shawn was a qt...I want to hug him
>>1587287
>He wasn't gay for Shawn in the 90s
18+
>>1587282
That's not young shaun he's like 30 there
Was he a draw?
what did he mean by this?
>I came across this Asian guy who was talking to a white girl. The sight of that filled me with rage. I always felt as if white girls thought less of me because I was half-Asian, but then I see this white girl at the party talking to a full-blooded Asian. I never had that kind of attention from a white girl! And white girls are the only girls I’m attracted to, especially the blondes. How could an ugly Asian attract the attention of a white girl, while a beautiful Eurasian like myself never had any attention from them? I thought with rage. I glared at them for a bit, and then decided I had been insulted enough. I angrily walked toward them and bumped the Asian guy aside, trying to act cocky and arrogant to both the boy and the girl. My drunken state got the better of me, and I almost fell over to the floor after a few minutes of this. They said something along the lines that I was very drunk and that I needed to get some water, so I angrily left them and went out to the front yard, where the main partying happened. Rage fumed inside me as I realized that I just walked away from that confrontation, so I rushed back into the house and spitefully insulted the Asian before walking outside again.
>>1587175
Yeah his vids have lots of views
He couldn't even break a dorm door and he never drew a dime.
What's your favorite SS match of all time?
Mine is Rey vs Dolph SS 09. Love that match, I've watched it at least 20 times.
>>1587124
CM Punk vs Brock Lesnar SS '13. It's the match that made me rethink the way I felt about CM Punk.
Bret Hart vs Davey Boy 92
Bret vs Owen cage match 94
HHH/Rock ladder match 98
Hogan/HBK for the lolz
Bryan/Cena
off the top of my head
I liked when Brock beat the shit out of Cena for 15 minutes
i'm writing a creepypassta about wwe got any ideas?
You having sex
gain height
Make it about ya height
My friends and I are considering buying sparring gear and just going at it a few times a week in the back yard.
None of us have backgrounds in martial arts, boxing, wrestling, or anything like that.
Will we still be able to improve our self defense game with just each other? There's nowhere to learn how to fight anywhere near us so I figured this is our best bet.
>>1587071
Sounds like a plan. Maybe get an instructional video - Bas Rutten has one.
>>1587071
if you were to ask us how to get better at running, we would tell you to get outside and go running
if you were to ask us how to get better at swimming, we would tell you to get in the pool and swim some laps
what do you think the solution would be if you were to ask us how to get better at boxing? you may have some bad habits but this is better than nothing and having sparring partners will make it easier to progress, at least in terms of cardio and endurance.
watch some youtube vids on the basics of boxing and practice the fundamentals. fundamentals are what wins fights.
>>1587091
>you may have some bad habits
>watch some YouTube videos
You get the same shit you get in YouTube that you get in gyms.
I'm tired of these bullshit /asp/ memes made by people who don't know shit, spreading to other people so they don't know shit either.
One person says pigs can actually fly because they're pink, then everybody else says the same shit. But in reality pigs don't fucking fly.
If you could revive Benoit or keep Becky from dying, which would you choose? I know Benoit is the easy answer, but maybe there's a set of circumstances to save potato autist.
Keep Becky from dying
BeckyLynchWaifuNEET would go on the biggest murder spree in history if she died
>>1587031
If saving Becky comes with guaranteed thank you "do anything you want to me" sex, then sure, I'd save potato autists life.
I'd be down to hearing her sperg noises while my dick is pounding her.
>>1587031
I would kill Becky and keep Benoit dead. They both vanilla midgets
so this is a thing thats happening
>>1586925
>Damien "Paycheck to payche-DIXIEEEEEE" Sandow
Good for him!
>>1586925
I thought he was scraping the bottom of the barrel by going to WCPW.
I've been practicing Gracie BJJ for 6 months now and my coach has set me up with my first mixed martial arts friendly exhibition match.
It's against a guy who practices Wing Chun. He's my weight and only an inch taller but apparently has 5 more inches of reach than I do.
Any tips? What can I expect as a Brazilian jiu jitsu practitioner going up against a Wing Chun practitioner? What should I look for?
>>1586891
Cover your head, Clinch inmediately and take him down. If he's purely a wing chun fighter he will have no fucking idea was to do once you begin grappling. All his weak arm punches won't knock you out either so don't worry about it. Just focus on that clinch.
>>1586914
Do you think judo throws would work?
Since he probably relies on strikes from range, I could just put up my hands and get in as close as possible right? Then go in for a throw.
take the fight to the ground ASAP
wing chun is 100% striking so he has no ground game and will get submitted easily
just dont get knocked out. dont be an idiot. cover your head/face and close the distance.