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Hi, I was really into wrestling and the WWE between 2005 and 2011. I stopped consuming it then, and now I want to get into it again. Please explain all the basic stuff I need to know / watch to understand today's kayfabe and keep going on on my own.

ty fggts

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Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:28:25 Post No.1592876
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>>1592874
Kurt Angle died

Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:28:53 Post No.1592877
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>>1592874
No stay away it's fucking shit

Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:29:19 Post No.1592879
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Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:29:19 Post No.1592879 [Report]

Kayfabe is dead and buried.

You should be, too.

Anonymous
2016-08-13 00:06:58 Post No.1592808
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Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:06:58 Post No. 1592808 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey Faggots,

Mon nom est Kevin, et je déteste chacun d'entre vous. Vous êtes tous , non- lifes retardés graisse qui passent chaque seconde de leur journée à regarder stupides ass images . Vous êtes tout le mal dans le monde . Honnêtement , ont l'un de vous jamais obtenu toute la chatte ? Je veux dire , je pense qu'il est amusant de se moquer de personnes en raison de vos propres insécurités , mais vous avez tous pris à un nouveau niveau entier. Cela est encore pire que branler aux photos sur facebook .

Ne soyez pas un étranger. Juste me frapper avec votre meilleur coup . Je suis à peu près parfaite . J'étais capitaine de l'équipe de football , et le démarreur sur mon équipe de basket-ball . Quels sports jouez-vous , autre que "jack off au peuple japonais dessiné nu " ? Je également obtenir des A , et d'avoir une petite amie chaude cognant ( Elle vient de me souffla ; Merde était SO cash ) . Vous êtes tous les fascines qui devraient simplement vous tuer . Merci d'avoir écouté.

Pic connexes : Ce moi et ma chienne est

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Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:10:15 Post No.1592818
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>>1592808
>mom nom est
It's je m'appelle

Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:11:06 Post No.1592824
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>>1592808
>Mon nom est Kevin
Im not french, but even I know a real french person would never say 'my name is kevin' in this way

Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:12:26 Post No.1592828
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>>1592808
>Mon nom

You misspelled "Nom nom", Kevin. Have some fucking manners at the dinner table.

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Wrestlemania 33 2016-08-12 23:44:23 Post No.1592749
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Wrestlemania 33 Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:44:23 Post No. 1592749 [Report] [View this topic]

>Wrestlemania 33 is only 8 months away, but it seems the WWE already has several matches booked for the event

>It is rumored that the main-event of the show will feature either Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins or Roman Reigns vs John Cena for the WWE Universal Championship, one of the two being the winner of the Royal Rumble

>This all depends on wether The Undertaker will be at Wrestlemania 33, as his assumed opponent will be John Cena, if The Undertaker decides that he will not appear at the event, then the WWE will go Reigns vs Cena and try to work Rollins into another program

>Other matches in the works include Sasha Banks vs Bayley for the Women's Championship, Brock Lesnar vs The Rock, and Dean Ambrose taking on Randy Orton for the WWE World Championship

>2 interpromotional matches rumored to happen are AJ Styles vs Finn Balor and Triple H vs Shane McMahon, however there are rumors floating around that Triple H would rather work a program with an up-and-coming star, and that star is rumored to be Bray Wyatt

>If any of this is true we could be in for one of the greatest Wrestlemanias of all-time

Thoughts?

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:55:26 Post No.1592782
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>>1592749
>Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins at the Main Event of Wrestlemania

>John Cena or Roman Reigns wins ANOTHER Royal Rumble

>Royal Rumble ruined 6 or 7 years in a row

>Ambrose vs Orton for the WWE World Championship. Fucking Randy Orton.

Shit/10

Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:59:17 Post No.1592790
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>>1592782
>New Era
>Same old shit

Anonymous 2016-08-13 00:00:01 Post No.1592792
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>>1592790
>You'll keep watching it though and bitch endlessly

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:37:32 Post No. 1592727 [Report] [View this topic]

Seriously is there anything this man can't do?

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:38:28 Post No.1592729
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>>1592727
hit it first

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:38:38 Post No.1592730 [Report]

GOAT

Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 23:38:43 Post No.1592731
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Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 23:38:43 Post No.1592731 [Report]

Main event Wrestlemania

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BEEG SHOW ACTUALLY RETIRING 2016-08-12 23:07:37 Post No.1592673
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BEEG SHOW ACTUALLY RETIRING Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:07:37 Post No. 1592673 [Report] [View this topic]

>During a recent appearance on 790 The Ticket in Miami, WWE Superstar Big Show revealed this year will be his last with WWE.

>During the interview, Show (heard starting at the 8:30 mark) says he is getting into shape and is training for his match with Shaquille O’Neal at Wrestlemania 33 in Orlando. Show says he feels better at 44 than he did ten years ago, and he wants to be in the best shape he can and go out with a bang in his last year.

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/738869-big-show-reveals-when-he-will-leave-wwe-new-wwe-summerslam-trivia-challenge-mvp-wwe-update#gTA2Qxh6p309vecA.99

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:10:35 Post No.1592678
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Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 23:12:11 Post No.1592680
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Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 23:12:11 Post No.1592680 [Report]

The last true big man in WWE, im going to cry like a baby during his retirement speech :'(

Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:14:34 Post No.1592683
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>>1592673
what the hell is that webm. Also RIP big show you were a loyal and steady wrestler.

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Sasha 2016-08-12 22:54:26 Post No.1592640
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Ct

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:50:13 Post No. 1592627 [Report] [View this topic]

Is he a draw?

Or just an autistic cuck?

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:51:51 Post No.1592633
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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:51:51 Post No.1592633 [Report]

he's not draw, that's for sure

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:55:37 Post No.1592645 [Report]

Has anyone ever buried themselves as hard as this moron on Austin's podcast?

Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:01:49 Post No.1592661
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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:01:49 Post No.1592661 [Report]

He is an anti-draw

>giving raw and smackdown record low ratings

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:48:51 Post No. 1592621 [Report] [View this topic]

Hallo Schwuchteln,
Mein Name ist Antonio, und ich hasse jeden einzelnen von euch. Alle Sie sind fett , verzögert, keine Leben , die jede Sekunde des Tages Blick auf dumme Esel Bilder ausgeben . Sie sind alles schlecht in der Welt. Ehrlich gesagt, haben jemand von euch jemals eine Muschi bekommen ? Ich meine, ich denke, es macht Spaß, lustig machen Menschen wegen Ihrer eigenen Unsicherheiten , aber Sie alle nehmen auf eine ganz neue Ebene . Dies ist sogar noch schlimmer als zu Bilder auf Facebook Wichsen .
Seien Sie nicht ein Fremder sein . Gerade traf mich mit Ihrem besten Schuss . Ich bin ziemlich perfekt . Ich war Kapitän der Fußballmannschaft , und Starter auf meinem Basketball-Team . Welche Sportarten tun Sie spielen, andere als "jack zu nackt gezeichnet japanische Volk aus" ? Ich gerade A ist auch bekommen , und haben eine hämmern heiße Freundin ( Sie blies nur mir, Scheiße war so bar ) . Sie sind alle Schwuchteln , die ihr euch nur töten sollte . Danke fürs Zuhören.
Pic Verwandte : Es ist mir und meine Hündin

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 23:47:31 Post No.1592762
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Whatever happened to Aksana? She disappeared completely. Last i saw her, she was with her brother in an Instagram pic and then deleted her account.

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[WHAT CHANTS INTESIFIES]

CrossfitJesus (ID: !/CFjn1Rco.) 2016-08-13 00:06:15 Post No.1592806
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>>1592621
Würde ich die möglichkeit haben um Cesaros perfektlich runte Nippeln zu lutschen, denn würde ich es ohne Zweifel tun.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:48:40 Post No. 1592620 [Report] [View this topic]

IT'S TIME

IT'S TIME

IT'S DIET TIME

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:49:15 Post No.1592623
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>>1592620
Still could kick your ass.

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:50:02 Post No.1592626 [Report]

Still thinner than Kevin OBESE

Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 23:06:16 Post No.1592670
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Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 23:06:16 Post No.1592670 [Report]

Niggas finna like 60 give him a break bruh

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:39:56 Post No. 1592603 [Report] [View this topic]

which martial art gives out black belts the quickest?

which takes the longest?

in your opinion how long should it take to get a black belt?

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:43:51 Post No.1592613
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you could just go and buy one if you want it that bad. That's what I did and now I masquerade as a karate expert. I charge people $1 a minute to learn martial arts from me and I'm a respected institution in the community.

Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:45:35 Post No.1592615
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>>1592603
You can get a TKD black belt in as little as 2 yrs if you pass your forms tests and compete a lot.

BJJ takes around 10 years to get black belt if I'm not mistaken, and that's not even the highest level. I believe red is their highest belt level. I could be wrong though.

t. ITATKD certified black belt after 25 months of study

Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:49:43 Post No.1592625
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I think belt colors in martial arts are silly personally

Let your sparring and rolling skills do the talking

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:35:10 Post No. 1592589 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLps-ZnGlc
what did fat kev mean by this?

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:38:11 Post No.1592596
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>>1592589
The Rollins one was better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacHu2kKzfA

Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:39:45 Post No.1592602
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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:39:45 Post No.1592602 [Report]

All this little kid stuff reminds of when they had similar ads during the NG and continued having them well into the attitude era

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>>1592589
Kek, he's such a fucking manlet. Holy shit.

Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p)
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Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 22:24:34 Post No. 1592558 [Report] [View this topic]

Whats his greatest match?

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Anonymous 2016-08-12 22:25:15 Post No.1592563
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>>1592558
>deleting your own thread cuz ya ashamed of the btfo received

KEK

DEANKEK ON MAX SEETHE MODE

Jon Good® (ID: !!tceSzziss6p) 2016-08-12 22:26:20 Post No.1592567
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>>1592563
Wat u mean?

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>>1592558
ebin

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