ITT people who've made you question the concept of professional wrestling
This guy
>>1596580
>some mick who gimps off of other peoples things
I bet he's an atheist too.
Notice me Cena senpai.
Starting in less than 30 bings.
Will Gaijin Omega overcome the odds?
Will Captain New Japan finally get his push?
Will any of the matches before the main event matter?
None of the cards other than the Main Event appear interesting, though.
Lethal is obviously retaining, but will the Briscoes?
Also based Omega for sure
>>1596554
vincecucks triggered by the superior booking of based Gedo
I haven't watched wrestling since 2012 and recently tried to get back into it. But it's gone to shit!
WWE sucks balls. All the quality people like CM Punk and Christian got cut or something I don't know. Now it's just these indie fags. I don't give a shit about people like Seth Rollins or Kevin "Fatass" Owens because they're all indie fags! We still have some people like irrelevant fags like Cena, Heath Slater, and other people, but who cares about them? And they brought back the brand split? Are they trying to kill themselves?
And the other promotions are even worse! As if mostly indie fags isn't bad, there's also promotions that are only indie fags!
Is there anything good nowadays?
Watch all of Dean Ambroses matches ln the Network and ya good famm
No. Leave now
>>1596463
I googled him and he's an indie fag from that dumbass CZW shit!
>In an interview with 790 The Ticket in Miami, The Big Show has revealed that next year will be his last in the wrestling business.
>The 44-year-old star told the hosts of the show he has been getting into great shape lately, and that he is training heavily for his match with Shaquille O'Neal at WrestleMania 33.
>This comes as a bit of a surprise. Even though Show is well within the age of retirement, he always hinted that he had a bit more time in the business in past interviews. It's great to see him getting into better shape, and hopefully he'll be able to put over a couple stars on the young roster on the way out.
http://whatculture.com/wwe/big-show-to-retire-in-2017
>>1596404
You're a little late on the news dumbfuck
>>1596404
This finna the 4th thread someone has made exactly like dis
>>1596405
Sorry but I'm not all day in 4chan, you fucking piece of shit.
HE'S
A
LUNATIC
MANLET
How many of you are friends with based Eva?
>>1596320
I trained with her a couple times at the performance center. Very nice girl.
>>1596450
kys carter
TAKE THE PAST BURN IT UP AND LET IT GO
CARRY ON I'M STRONGER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
THAT'S THE DEAL YOU GET NO RESPECT
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR'S YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING NECK
One of the best Raw theme songs ever!
>>1596296
18+
That song/album came out when I was starting college. That was a fucking decade ago holy shit.
Is he Jewish? His last name is Brooks and his best friends are dudes like Heyman and Cabana
GOAT
Nah he's atheist bro
>Throughout his career, Punk consistently portrayed the character of an outspoken, sharp-tongued, anti-establishment, straight edge iconoclast.
Hmmmm I wonder
Who will be our next Stone Cold Steve Austin to save us from this cuck'd era?
>inb4 some self defeated lazy millennial manchild saying it's not possible
when corbin cuts his hair and gets a mega push
>>1596227
>corbin gives up on his receding hair like SCSA and shaves head
>begins to personally attack skinny indie darlings that aren't even flippy
>goes after Ambrose
>shoots promo which personally attacks him as a poser
I don't think he has the brains to be honest. I think he's just a drone if you'd try to imagine this scenario
They are working to repeat the AE stars
Balor - Undertaker
Roode - Trips
Reigns - Rock
Ambrose - Austin
Rollins - HBK
Was he a draw?
Literally fucking who?
King Ross > Simon > Jack the Jobber > Adam P. >>>>>>> Adam B.
Obito > itachi> madara > sasuke.
Stone Cold vs Hulk Hogan
Chris Jericho(c) vs Triple H - WWF
The Rock vs Ric Flair
Undertaker vs Goldberg - Streak vs Streak
Kurt Angle vs Sting
Big Show and Kane vs Nash and Hall
Rest of the card more or less remains the same, would this have been better?
>>1596175
Sting signs with wwe and don't put him against the undertaker
>>1596175
Missing the best match on the fantasy card, Trish vs my dick.
>>1596175
I prefer The Rock vs Scott Hall and Kevin Nash but the rest is great
Okay, let's hear it.
People mark/bitch out for different shit during a match: Use of weapons, spam finishes, flippyshit, whatever.
Riddle me this, /asp/...what qualifies as a MotY candidate for (You)?
Scott Steiner vs Goldberg vs Kevin Nash, 15 stars always
It's a shame this would never really happen.
People even complain about "BUT IF YOU LOOK AT DANIEL STAND NEXT TO BROCK!..", doesn't quite matter. Dude went over people like Triple H, Cena, and Batista, someone with Brock's physique doesn't seem that out there given his previous feats.
cena punk money in the bank 2011 is an example of the ideal match
https://twitter.com/DeathToAllMarks/status/764608437544218625
>Finn finally out
>Finn fans BTFO
>Quick someone make a fucking webm
>>1595919
>imblying 90% of /asp/ies aren't BGeast subscribers
>>1595919
What is fun?
>>1595919
>Jericho and Seth selling the fuck out of it
Alex Jones should be a wrestling promoter.
Get a subscription to PrisonPlanet.TV
Take a trip overseas to the bilderberg meeting
Hit the button to detonate building 7
>>1595922
>>1595938
Sounds like you didn't take your Super Male Vitality, today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1fklxQ9hzI
Hogan worship thread. The undisputed GOAT
This thread has been up for five minutes and no insecure Austin marks yet
I'm impressed
>>1595704
Austin never got a pop this big and long. just like hogan's cock and bank account are 10x bigger than broken neck cripple austin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GqSNs93dos
>>1595704
master of politics and the ultimate chad. cucks his friends on a daily and vince bends over backwards for him. got paid a million a month and works all the marks eternally.
"HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN" what austin hears in his nightmares living on some farm like a cuck