No Mr White, that's not wise!
what did wwe mean by these segments? were they, dare i say, good?
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Are we ready to admit the social outcasts was a success?
Slater is inaugural tag champ
Dallas has power level comparable to Braun Strowman
Axel got the hottest reaction on RAM and he and Dallas have an actual angle
Rose, bless his soul, is hopefully happier somewhere now
>>1915315
He's beating his wife in heaven now.
DONT BE A LEMON OP
still really disappointed that bo didn't go to smackdown
How hard would you mark out if he came back as a surprise entrant in the Rumble?
I'd be impressed considering he's pretty much a fucking cripple in 2016
He's still alive?
>>1915261
For all intensive purposes, yes.
Whoa, hit the pause button, /asp/! You've got me more heated than an Xbox power cable fire. Keep this up and I'll contort your legs harder than I contort the L-block in a game of Tetris. Heh, you're more useless than the middle grip of a Nintendo-64 controller. You might have drawn some dimes, but it looks like you're all out of coins!
*dabs off into the sunset*
>>1915199
Who's this little brownie?
I praise Kek for the crowds giving no reaction to this faggot pinoy cringe machine
>>1915199
> I'll contort your legs harder than I contort the L-block in a game of Tetris
Oh god I can see them naming his finishers as outdated gaming references
You've busted open your opponent's head in a PPV match and made it look like a serious shoot.
Superdad Chris Jericho doesn't know it's a work. He is pissed and is coming after you.
How fucked are you?
>>1915157
It was a shoot you mark, they told orton to say it was a work or they'd fire him.
>>1915346
Imagine getting this worked into a shoot
i don't know, but if he dosen't fuck me he better kick my ass
I have a sneaking suspicion Nevvy boy is packing.
All of them
>>1915143
This.
Some for blackmail, some for fapping, some for conversation material.
What're some of the most embarrassing moments for the sport of professional wrestling?
I vote pic related.
>david flair
>jeff jarett
>vinny ru
greatest stable of all time or what?
>>1915138
>>1915136
>that time Terri Runnels miscarried
>Vince becoming ECW champ
>David Arquette becoming WCW champ
>that time Jeff Jarrets manager called him the worlds greatest lover
>everything in WCW during 2001 except Scott Steiner
>Abyss becoming TNA champ by DQ
>Abyss solo in general
>Cesaro beats Dean Ambrose for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in a FUCKING PROMO.
>I put the title back on Dean
>Next week same promo for the title
>Can't delete or edit it
Ugh, and I really had high hopes for Universe mode this year.
>>1915092
Based Cesaro working the obese Deancucks.
AJ has lost the WHC in a promo three times in my Universe, resulting in him being a 4 time world champ in the space of 8 months because I have to keep putting it back on him. I just intentionally lose the promos if I'm the guy 'challenging' for the title.
>>1915092
>Promos for a belt
Holy fucking shit who thought that was a good idea?
It isn't as bad as the repetitive slow moving grind known as career mode though
>no memes
>no being edgy
Was he the greatest vanilla midget of all time?
>>1915068
Who?
>>1915068
Lance Storm and Dean Malenko were better in the ring but Benoit had a better gimmick. He was the least vanilla out of all the vanilla midgets
Yes.
Caption this guys.
>>1915024
No gb2reddit
>>1915024
Based.
>>1915026
>actually going to watch the RAM shitshow tonight
baka
WWE shop best sellers. Top 20
John Cena (multiple stuff)
Nikki Bella (multiple stuff)
Enzo and Cass (multiple stuff)
New Day (multiple stuff)
Austin 3:16
Dudley Boys glass (!)
Connor's cure bracelet
JR mustard and ketchup
Kevin Owens (multiple stuff)
Sasha Banks
Bayley
Nakamura
Sting (multiple stuff)
Stardust (!)
Seth Rollins (multiple stuff)
Dean Ambrose (multiple stuff)
Brie Bella
Aj Styles (multiple stuff)
Becky Lynch
The Rock
Notice something?
>>1915023
You forgot that Ellsworth shirt.
>>1915025
it's all time
Ellsworth is probably selling a lot right now but he has a long way to go before he's in the top 20.
>>1915023
W-what the fuck...?
Delete this quick before the smarks see it..
hahahahahaaaha *dabs* *dabs* *dabs* hahahahahahahahhahaaahahaaaaa
Literally how the hell can Smackdown even compete with this week's RAW?!?!?! hahahahaha we have a TRIPLE THREAT main event with 3 of the most over guys in the entire WORLD.
Maybe thats why Smackshit can't even sell out an arena lmao hahaha *does the running man*
>>1914918
do ya have sexy lexi? hmm ok den
O_O
oh gosh blissie so cuteeee
*teleports behind you*
*freezes time*
muda da
*taps you out*
*throws on robe*
"heh...nothing personnel, rookie..."
*vanishes in blinding light*
>*teleports behind you*
>"U WILL GO
>*unsheathes mic*
>"WUN ON WUN
>*points at you*
>"WID DA UNDATAKA
Why do people shit on WWE weekly and talk about how bad and boring it is, but then when someone says to watch another promotion they start passionately defending it?
If it wasnt for memes WWE is dead.
>>1914779
they're probably just poorfags and don't have a good enough cable package to get el rey.
Because just when you think "why the fuck do I watch this shit", there's a moment of greatness that gives you false hope that it really will be good again. People defend it because they grew up on it, pretty simple. If they "shit on WWE weekly" yet watch every week then something doesn't add up
YOU SEE ALL THIS MONEY RIGHT?
[spoiler]I KNOW YOU SEE IT[/spoiler]
>>1914767
Tino everyone here knows about you and no one cares
Stop shitposting fucking Tito
Worst meme ever