What is this /asp/?
Another tentacle butt toy.
seth rollins mold dildo
So /asp/, how do you feel about this generations Smackdown 6?
With Based Big Booking Ryan Ward at the helm instead of Heyman.
Keep in mind that the original SD 6 included Chavo Guerrero.
based a lister
>>1914028
BMJ in Randy's place.
He's part-time but way more prominent/interesting
>>1914039
I would have agreed with you two weeks ago but I'm really looking forward to see what happens with Randy's "Heel turn" now.
SHE'S FAT!
>>1914002
Bayley has been gaining.
Dana tasty tho
Dana is in her off season for bodybuilding. She still competes I hope.
Honestly disgusting
None of the divas used to be fucking fat. Fucking every diva right now is fat
Charlotte booty
sorta deceptive photo there's minimal ass on her more than there used to be though
Who wins an MMA fight?
Brock (without PEDs)
Pro Record: 6-3-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
Age: 39
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 275 lbs
Lashley
Pro Record: 15-2-0 (Win-Loss-Draw)
Age: 40
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 255 lbs.
I think I'm leaning towards Lashley.
How the hell does Brock have 20lbs on Lashley?
>>1913930
Brock murders him with minimal effort.
>>1913936
ESPN actually has Bork at 264, so it might be more like 9 pound advantage.
Who is your favorite nWo member that isn't Hogan, Nash, or Hall?
Steiner
Big Papa Pump or Scott Norton were always great. Can't forget Macho when he joined at SB 97 either.
Really enjoyed The Giants first run as well in late '96.
>>1913869
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett
>not wanting free money
page?
>giving away your money
>>1913842
You can place bets on pro wrestling?
Dude, this is the most epic picture in the Wrestling World.
wtf happened to hogan's eyes
>>1913839
Why do you think he always wears sunglasses?
>>1913839
he's doing his impression of a japanese guy
Martial artist /asp/ies
How much significance does rank/belt color have to you?
>>1913834
Not enough to get you laid.
I think for most gyms it just shows how long and consistently someone has been attending classes.
If I had my own McDojo I'd do my cuckbelts like this:
To graduate from the first belt to the next, there's a specific set of moves you have to master. McDojo sensei gives the white cuckbelt a paper with a list of shit like "armbar from mount," "escape from rear naked choke," "jab-to-uppercut striking series," etc.
So if you come in and can pass all the tests or show you know all the moves, you can advance a belt.
I would do stripes for "time in grade" like every 6 months you get a stripe.
>>1913889
>I would do stripes for "time in grade" like every 6 months you get a stripe.
so what if you git gud but don't take any belt tests but have been there 10 yrs? is it like having 99 strength and 1 attack on runescape?
>lol yeah i might only be lvl 50 but i just hit you for 30 dmg
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>hypocrite
>whiner
>lier
I FOUCS ON THE PAIN
Post your best meme about WWE.
>>1913846
Kek
Source: Busted Open
Triple H's influence in their relationship with WWE:
>"Yeah, Triple H is the man, I mean if you want to talk about a guy that is really right on the cutting edge, and sees the landscape, and has an understanding of where it's gonna develop and the vision of where it's gonna develop, that's Triple H. This thing has been very important to him, our House of EVOLVE has been very important to him, and he's backed up his words with actions. In turn hopefully they've benefited a little bit as far as this talent exchange goes, and we hope it continues. Most importantly I love seeing the talent get this opportunity. This is something that back in the ROH days I'd sit around and I saw these guys working their asses off and the sacrifices they made, and I sad down and said 'hopefully Bryan Danielson will be able to scratch out a living one day.' CM Punk, hopefully the same. Samoa Joe, Austin Aries, Roderick Strong, I go 'I hope it pays off for these guys, maybe they can go to Japan or something.' Now we see it really is paying off for these guys, and the fact that their future is limitless. Daniel Bryan, I know he's got the injury thing and everything, but it looks like he's got a job there for life doing various roles or whatever pops up. I just like seeing it pay off for everybody and hopefully it continues like this, and I don't see any reason why it won't."
Based Big Crotch Chop Game
>>1913805
>enabling midgets instead of letting them starve to death
He's polluting the wrestling gene pool
>gaytch
Is it even possible to instantly snap someone's arm in a standing position like aikido claims? Can anyone show me one documented case of this ever happening?
>>1913795
http://imgur.com/hKTkQY2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwM7fAqN6f0
>>1913795
judoka are able to apply the technique better then aikidoka cause they randori and are able to get the timing.
Aikido dojo are infamous for non randori and just mindless uchikomi they can get the form, but non of the black belts develop the timing to actually apply the move against someone resisting them
>>1914136
/asp/? This is where the big boys post, huh?
look at the adjective: play
>>1913749
one job you fucking moron
/asp/
where the big boys post
The only reason you appreciate Kevin Steen as a sports entertainer, is because when you gaze upon a reflective surface, you bear witness to a visage remarkably similar to his!
*scoffs profusely*
*chortlechortle*
*dabs into the distance*
Based Fatass working the fatass.
>>1913741
Gain carnal knowledge of a women
what did OP mean by this