trying to explain to my friend who hasn't watched in a decade who james ellsworth is
what would you say
he's gillberg only not.
Man who browses 4chan tries to wrestle and gets cheers for some reason even though he has no talent and is a 6/10 at best.
>>1936059
He's the comedy relief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ozAZsOySM
she's ugly as fuck why'd i even click that
Face of an 80 year old woman on a 20 something year old
Two uggos
No thank you
Batley has some great tits and ass tho
>>1935959
>Not posting Bliss' superior periscopes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZIPrihPOY
Why has there never been a diva with a mermaid gimmick?
>>1935930
Well, wrestling with no legs could be something to have in mind
Have you not seen Sasha flop around the ring like a fish?
>>1935957
OBSESSED
B
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What if life is fake and wrestling is real?
really makes you think
>mfw my whole life was a work
>>1935914
>tfw got worked into going to college and getting a 9-5 job
FULL.
YOU SEE RUSEV....
THA FACTATHA MATTAR IS...
IM BREAST FER BIZNESS
rusevs gone by next spring cleaning
If all you need to be a draw in the WWE is size and "the look," then how come Big Dan Rodimer didn't win Tough Enough and never drew a dime?
>>1935892
>Midgets don't draw
>There is a near endless list of 'big men' who didn't draw a dime or just plain sucked cock
Meanwhile
>Kurt Angle
>RVD
>Eddie Guerrero
>Benoit
>Bret Hart
>Jericho
>Owen Hart
>Bruno
>Daniel Bryan
>Rey Mysterio
>Jeff Hardy
>AJ Styles
All under 6'
The problem with today's wrestlers isn't their size, it's their lack of character, storytelling ability and ability to work the crowd. Lanklet or manlet, 9/10 of these guys need some fucking personality.
>>1936283
There are two types of people in this board. Those who blame WWE's creative for wrestlers problems with charisma and their drawing power, and those who blame the wrestlers. I believe it's a mix of both, and right now, neither side is helping.
>>1936298
>I believe it's a mix of both
Nah. Vince and creative are entirely to blame. Supastarz aren't allowed to cut loose on the mic or in promos like they used to in the Attitude Era. It's all heavily scripted shit written by failed writers.
Name a bigger meme in professional wrestling.
I'll wait.
Literal meme
>>1935812
So is Bayley
Get a clue
>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college
>>1935571
I CAME
>cuck
>>1935571
How does he have that nice hairline
Word has it that Stephanie McMahon is pushing for Ronda Rousey to main event WrestleMania. Now I'm happy that the women are being taken more seriously, I love Charlotte for example. But the cold hard truth is that women aren't bigger draws than the men. Its a male dominated sport, and they've always been a side attraction in the world of professional wrestling. The only reason that they're not doing bra and panties matches anymore is because it's morally unacceptable for them to air it.
Pushing Ronda now.that shes not a draw anymore and a joke
Classic
Classic
Dumb bitch cunt Stephanie
I dont get why anyone would watch a MMA fighter put on a fake match.
If it was her and Steph in the main event at mania then a lot of people would stop watching Raw would be doing 1.8s
>>1935563
>If it was her and Steph in the main event
I don't know anon, there's plenty of casual interest in this match. Steph, believe it or not, is a draw to a certain level. Her summerslam match with Brie was well received and considered a success.
Fuck off
kys
Is he going to save WWE?
>Already stripped off his weeb gimmick that was the only thing that made him over
>Given Tekno Team 2017 instead
No.
Is he going to save the WWF?
Most overrated tag team in history?
Fucking hated these faggots even when I was a kid. Buncha spot monkeys.
I could never get behind them or their gimmick, the Janetty of E&C and the Hardys.
Dudleys, Hardys, Outlaws, New Day and Demolition are the most overrated.
Strangely, even though they are known as the GOAT team, Road Warriors are nonetheless massively underrated today. Their matches had flawless psychology in their pre-WWF, and their first WWF runs.
From the mid-90s onwards, they were really just phoning it in, but were still above average.
Bushwackers also underrated.
>getting worked by based Dudleys
SEETHING
>You are a sniveling little suck-up sellout full of suffering succotash, son!
What did Big Dog mean by this?
>>1935149
Jasethy fans btfo
Based Big Bull Dog
>>1935149
I have those same jeans. Glad to see the Big Dog representing me :^)
What does even succosomething mean
Is this some Tropical nigger slang?
J U S T
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
Del Rio looks like he ran a razor over one side of his head
>>1935062
paige probably cut it for him in a heroin induced daze
Wait, Sasha actually things she's the present?
>things
At least PeyBAE looks cute.
>>1934984
Sorry I haven't slept in 2 days, hit the wrong keys
>dude
horse*