>Comes back to Smackdown
>Mashes the potato
>Take the belt
>signs a deal with Brazzers
>porno with her and Del Rio while she wears the women's title
>WWE scrap women's division the next day
she must be returning cause they just released a new figure of her, and its the most accurate by far
>returns to raw
>paige marks are hype
>dis is moi house
>immediately granted title shot for her two wins over charlotte earlier in the year
>it's a loser leaves raw match
>charlotte gets her win back with a rollup and paige goes to smackdown
>dis is moi new house
>jobs to asuka in a 50 second squash
>released and enters porn
>mfw I just realized that... /asp/ is just a board to shitpost about wrestling and not actually having a discussion about it, there are people here who don't even watch wrestling but /asp/ is shitposting welcoming to every shitposter that comes here will feel like home.
>mfw I also realized that /asp/ stands for ABUNDANT SHIT POSTING
>>1933834
>discuss wrestling
>>1933834
we shitpost together as a famalam
only fucking dorks have lengthy discussions about gay man drama
>>1933837
this. what the fuck is there to actually discuss? wrestling is fucking horrible now and shitposting and memes are the only upsides to it.
Was Nash breaking Goldberg's streak a mistake?
>>1933315
yes
It sucked and Nash will always try to justify it with his shitty plan of how it would of worked. Didn't work, wcw was dead after that
>>1933315
no. what came immediately after was.
Look at this man, now look at yourself. What is going on through your mind?
clue acquirement
is he a draw
"Man, USADA really pulled a number on old Reem. He used to be such a beast when he was doing K1, nowadays his chin gets deleted from a stiff breeze."
Pic very fucking related
>>1933152
Also thoughts on Mil Muertes?
>LuchaTaker
Sure why not, but only if they bring Catrina too.
Le 5 side shape man too.
I also want to see Johnny back
Honestly I'd love to see half the guys on LU to come to WWE, but WWE can't fucking book flippy fights for shit, so in the end they are better off in LU. Imagine the potential of fucking Fenix and Drago in a super grand stage.
>>1933121
>in the end they are better off in LU.
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Fénix will probably end up in WWE soon enough though.
>>1934130
Pretty much that. Vince would lose interest is 90% of them the moment he saw that alot of them are only 5 feet tall. Not to mention how many of them are wellness violations waiting to happen.
AJ STYLES
AJ STYLES
AJ STYLES
Y2JACKASS
ROOTY
TOOTY
BOOTY
Everybody here just comes to FUCKING shitpost, I FUCKING hate this board and its immature users showing once again why I don't say I like wrestling in public, the fact that I have to share something in common with 25+ years old virgin obese neck beards makes me feel insecure about what people would think of me, because normally that kind of people are fucking nerds that have no life, still live in their momies garages/basements eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew while playing some fucking dumb video game or watching a kid's show (any WWE show after 2008) before going to bed to watch porn and masturbate looking at women they'll never have a chance with. Fuck all of you, shitposters faggots of /asp/ you're all the cancer of 4chan.
>>1932927
Based /asp/ obese lonely virgin neckbeards manlets working anons into a shoot
Also, have sex, pinhead
Op is a faggit
>>1932927
Shower
Weights
Clue
BRROTHER! It's not over YET!
>>1932699
Big Tunes Billy called their bluff
>FUCK YOU, PAY ME
he knew they couldn't because they are insolvent. He knows Anthem doesn't want to pay and they are going to ring out the coffers of TNA. Now they fucked up and are late which opens them up to another hearing potentially.
@tnnaterau has been doing some great reporting on this
>>1932709
This. But did BTB put in a clause to guarantee equity if they couldn't pay him? or is he planning to tie them up in court until they pay+interest?
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/770889-breaking-news-billy-corgan-no-longer-with-tna-dixie-carter-effectively-out-of-power
I hurt myself today...
>>1932591
>I tried so hard And got so far, But in the end It doesn't even matter
They played him hard. Almost feel sorry for him since he loves the business but he should have known better when dealing with TNA.
Don't mess with Dixie
Hey /asp/ genuine post here, would you rather be lean and look good but not as strong, or slightly bulky with a minimal gut and be moderately strong?
I'm married so I'm not too concerned with being too strong or getting bitches by looking good, just genuinely curious. I found a lifestyle that has been helping me cut weight but with no gains and it may not be the "healthiest", whereas I focused primarily on strength training before. I do feel better now
TL;DR : Kevin Owens body with functional strenght or Brian Kendrick Body and feel more alive.
pic always related
>>1932361
I've always found the young randy orton to have the most aesthetic body type in terms of muscle mass and body fat, but for myself I would choose the rusev type
>>1935057
This. Big bear Rusev has a chunky but strong body
Taker in 2007 is the ideal body.
>Tall
>abs
>muscular
>long as fuck arms
Was it an abortion?
>oi arv nae oidea loike but al bluddy batta enya who wunna taek muh wimmiz chompyonship
>>1932077
It had to be after she said about being medically cleared the next day. Any other surgery would require stitches to heal.
>>1932085
That's just not true
le melt'z HIAC ratings
>Sin Cara & Lince Dorado & Cedric Alexander vs Tony Nese & Drew >Gulak & Ariya Daivari - 3.5
>Roman Reigns vs Rusev - 3.25
>Bayley vs Dana Brooke - 1.5
>Gallows & Anderson vs Enzo & Cass - 2
>Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins - 4
>Brian Kendrick vs T.J Perkins - 1.75
>Sheamus & Cesaro vs The New Day - 2.75
>Charlotte vs Sasha Banks -2.75
Why is he such a sexist? Charlotte and Sasha made history for fucks sake.
>>1931970
Based big cock meltz
>THE STATE OF CRUISERKEKS
WOW REMEMBER WHEN CRUISER WEIGHTS WERE PISS BREAKS ON TV BUT THEN THEY'D WIN OVER CROWDS ON PPV WITH INSANE FLIPPYSHIT AND FLYING
1.75 LMAO GET THIS DABBING FAGGOT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>1931797
i want ahskah to be my mommy
What a fucking bro
reminder
the glory of Christ brought them all to that point to bond with one another and further their careers in HIS name
>>1931751
Hi Shawn!
>>1931747
BASED HBGOAT