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>posting image from the worst-attended 'Mania

I'd imagine that's probably why.

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>>1934664
>Because Kevin Nash is shit tier.
>Because the Diesel gimmick is even shittier tier.
Have sex, anti-smarks.

>>1934664
only 4 moves
no charisma
had to rely on talent to carry him to have a good match
visibly lack confidence / second guessing himself on the mic
came at a lull in the federation, where it had lost its veteran superstars and was seen to be replacing them with cheap, green underdeveloped talent.

He was 100% the Roman Reigns of the 1990s.

>>1934637
I got it off of piratebay months ago.

It's been cracked since like July.

Shit's been cracked for months. I got it from a thread on the DUDE WEED LMAOchan wrestling board.

Based Roman and Kofi just quietly playing the game while the other two sperg out and yell like thirteen year-olds.

Do they take the consoles with them in the luggage? That can't be good for the PS4s.

>"When I was a kid, I was outside sweating and running around. Me and the Usos were tearing up the yard or doing yard work for that matter. We didn't have all these video games and these social media outlets."

What did Roman "Bullshitter" Reigns meme by this?

This is a company that gives Stephanie mic time every week, so I doubt that.

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Nope. Any segment this tard is in.

>>1934457
this

Easiest fix possible for Beeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nPM0HhKJg

>>1934023
I marked a little for some reason when I heard this again.

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Surely this is a better fit that some soothing easy listening jazz..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

>Evaluation copy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRe9PAGfCw

goat

>>1933652
Exactly how much was WCW paying its jobbers?

Don't listen to the memers that are under 18. Wrestling has never ever been socially acceptable

>>1932168
bump

>>1932168
>Would the current super hero movie fad be a good comparison?

Not exactly. Stuff like The Jerry Springer Show and what's considered ''trash TV'' was extremely popular and matched the weird end-of-the-century feeling people had. I was in middle and high school during the Attitude Era, so you have to remember that basically everybody who was my age was also old enough to remember when Hogan, Warrior, Macho and Sting were huge childhood favorites...so it was like wrestling was growing up with us (which is a stupid thing a teenager would think, but hey)....combined with the piles of money they were raking in, making appearances on TV, the Monday Night Wars, every tuesday morning you would have a cool dozen proto-memes to spout to your friends or whatever....it's an era that cannot be recaptured or happen again.

>>1931893
can't wait for her to squash that jabroni sasha wanks

>>1931893
fat

>>1931893
Obese with small breasts. What's the point?

>>1931055
I'd still only be watching the big four.

>implying he connected with casuals and drew dimes

*checking the numbers*

NO!

SD drawing atrocious attendance with him as Champ.

>>1931055
Pretty sure I'd continue to ignore smackdown if he weren't the champ there.
he makes one /cumfy/ champion

I thought for sure Dean Ambrose was gonna be the Janetty of the group but he's been the most consistently over ever since they split. I also didn't expect him to be a fucking Babyface for as long as he has been.

>>1930438
There was a time when I would have said Dean too....until he won the WWE title. I legit thought that would never happen

Honestly if you consider all their achievements vs. all their faults/fails, no one from the Shield is the Jannetty at this point

I thought Jannetty would be the Jannetty of the Rockers but it turns out it was HBK all along.

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Anybody else going to this? It's gonna be insane.

>>1928536
>tfw i will never get to see lu live

>>1928493
have sex

blonde is Mandy Rose (last season's Tough Enough runner-up and currently in NXT), don't know who the other one is

>>1924629
Thanks man, I wish I knew who the other girl was. Her toes are sexy as all fuck.

>>>1924629
Looks like the Brazilian girl who also was on tough enough season.

tough enough cast and you will come across a girl with a similar face.

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>nobody likes you becky

what the heck did she mean by this

autism

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HAHAHA SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO CUT PROMOS ANYMORE

No balls

>>1936469
Is wrestling dying? Serious question.

>>1936478
yes

the fact that Vince said last week that he was "open for business" in regards to selling the company (even though it's probably just bait to get a high offer) tells you enough, I would never imagine him saying that

>>1936145
>What does /asp/ think of Johnny Wrestling and Psycho Killer?

I love them

>Will they be the next NXT Tag Team Champions?

I think I'm 50/50 on either "Yes they will" or the alternative of "Sanity/Authors of Pain beat them, Ciampa turns on Gargano since they've been teasing that forever, and they have a main event singles feud, maybe for the title.

>>1936145
>Authors of Pain
Nah, They're feuding with TMDK.

The Revival will probably be called to the main roster soon so I'd think that the next tag team champions will be DIY

>>1936145
>Typical Flippyshit and Other
No thanks