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Based Big Bantz Bryan

>>1990055
Based Bryan absolutely burying the books and the anti-smarks

>not cleared to wrestle
>still the MVP of WWE in 2016

I fucking love that guy bros

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Point and laugh, boys.
Point and laugh.

>>1990032
Smackdown doesn't need to pay millions for a 49 year old nostagia act to do a 1 minute squash match to get ratings.

Stay mad, rawcuck.

>Shit GM
Nobody is worse than Cuck Foley

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>>1989947

>>1989947
Manlet Bryan is just seething that Big Movies Miz and Bigger Picture Corbin emasculate him on a nightly basis

How shit is SD's roster that they have to use a comedy jobber as a main eventer?

Yes. Looks like me

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no idea, big guy

>be a jobber
>stop giving a fuck about your physique

sounds about right

Festus is currently the Jannetty to Karl Anderson so him

>>1989930
Based Festus working the smarks

BISCUITS AND GRAVY!!!!

>>1989917
owens won't be champ by WM, they're going to put the belt on the big dog

>>1989917
>Does the winner of the Rumble get to choose which champion he takes on this year?
no, the writers do

In kayfabe he does

>>1989917
i hope nia jax wins it

>>1989817
Roman > Dean > Jasethy

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SIERRA

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>>1989817
>tfw they'll reunite for a match against the Club at mania

Gotta be honest. The dinosaurs completely BTFO'd him. It's like I'm watching a Jurassic Park film.

>>1989776
>getting worked by a worked heel tweet

based dash dawson working the marks

>>1989744
>the biggest pop he ever got was his collar
>until he popped his shoulder
>but he never popped a rating

Really inclined me to ponder the state of affairs.

Haha you cant make this stuff up

>>1989744
>calls himself Finn
>his push was finished just as it started

Really makes you think.

They took this Ellsworth meme way too far at AJ Style's expense. The TLC match should at least be fun to watch no matter who wins unless they decide to throw in Ellsworth into the mix.

He's gonna lose it either to the Undercarder at Rumble or Cena at WM

>>1989757

>I follow outlaw wrestling

roadblock was great

>Wrestlemania
>ahead of anything

Seek coitus pinhead

All shit

Who asked for this?

>>1989622
Vince and Dunn think that Beeg makes any match a big money match because normies think large man > unbeatable and credible

>>1989626
Literally no one

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>>1989616
Anything that is not hyped by Reddit and /woo/ ends up being /asp/ girls, which would be Mandy Rose, Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, Eva Marie, Dana Brooke, Maryse. I would say Daria Berenato but reddit probably likes her

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peypey
big dick billie
Man/d/y
Eva
Bliss
Maryse

>>1989593
They cut cheap heat promos which got them over as heels in Nippon.
It got much better when AJ came around as he lent name-value.
It sells merch.

i liked them cause they were a few cool dudes who drank beer and wrecked shit in japan.

dont care about them without machine gun and gallows tbqh.

No one cares about them anymore

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>you will never watch ed fararra fuck a midget

>>1989484
Looks like that fat cuck Jim Sterling desu

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>>1989484
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF