>mark
lol
>>3087225
JUST
Hol up!!
We dem boys!
>>3087256
Did Hulk set LeBron up with Brooke afterwards?
Is this the immediate future of wrestling?
Completely doing away with kayfabe, wrestlers ribbing each other on their promo skills, in ring work?
Cena actually said 'heel turn'. Maybe even mention booking?
>>3087178
No, this is.
>>3087178
>smarks worked into thinking this was a shoot and not a worked shoot
this is like the third time he mentions a heel turn where have u been
"The best pure striker in the world."
Did carder unironically come up with this?
>>3087140
Vince probably did
>>3087147
No it was undercarder he's an MMA mark and thinks is shitty punches look good
Mark is a mark for himself because nobody else is enough of one to pay to see him
>>3087188
WORKED
>tall
>jacked
>can act
>can sing
>balding
Could he save WWE?
Cringe. Die.
>>3087114
>balding
>can save WWE
lol
>>3087128
>hogan
>austin
>rock
>Has the look
>Is actually 6'0
>Alpha male in the locker room
>All around guy in the ring
Is he our guy?
>>3087094
NO STAAAAHP IT
He's injury prone
He's painfully vanilla
Is he a face or heel?
>>3087070
Eugene level face.
Okay /asp/ take a tumble
has any wrestling(any promotions) related promo or whatever made you cry?
i teared up when Ric Flair ""retired""
Anyone that cries over fake fighting should be forcefully sterilised
>>3087059
Edge retirement.
Bryan retirement.
>why is my name on this?
I'm not reddit but I behave like that.
>>3087069
You have autism i think
Is Vince trying to bury Smackdown?
Damn, Becky look like THAT!?
>>3087013
EWWWW WTF!?
>>3087013
What do you mean "trying"?
And yet it's still lightyears better than RAM. Go figure.
>>3087007
>logo is a w and another w and a red line below
What did they mean by this
>fire all three of them
>replace Seth Rollins in every angle / match with Finn Balor
>replace Dean Ambrose in every angle / match with Shinsuke Nakamura
>replace Roman Reigns in every angle / match with Bobby Roode
Holy shit did I just save the WWE as easy as that?
They would still have shitty booking so no
>a Balor/Nakamura/Roode stable
It would be shit
>>3087010
Seriously, if you ever find yourself thinking "Wow, these Shield guys are talentless hacks, if only they were gone, things would improve." you're looking at the wrong fucking problem, dude.
Begging y'all to indulge in coitus
Thanks, Hulk! I think I will.
>>3086996
>tfw to intelligent to have sex
>>3086996
Nah, I prefer not to have chlamydia
https://www.njpw1972.com/14165
>―― You didn’t end up signing with WWE in the end, were there any particular reasons you can share?
It would be like asking a musician, “Why didn’t you sign with the biggest record label?” I’m just concerned with being the best professional wrestler I can be.
>―― So there wasn’t a case of maybe being restricted if you signed?
Oh no, it was really just a personal choice. This is my path.
>>3086979
Even tho we share TOTALLY different political views me being Far-Right and he being Far-Left, gotta admit he's really BASED
Saw him at WCPW (kek) twice, he's slow paced and to be honest boring as fuck. He wouldn't fit in at WWE because there's nothing interesting about him desu.
Just another skinny twink who's too weak to pull off powerful spots, so he's another "master of submission".
>I can't lift people up so I hold onto them pretending to inflict pain
/asp/ doesn't reply cause they know that they're worked just by looking at ZSJ
What the fuck is that No Mercy promo that everyone is saying was about The Undertaker and shit?
You mean the one where Roman said he retired the Undertaker and Cena briefly retorted he's in better shape now than Undertaker was then?
Literally two lines out of fifty.
Reigns/Cena from Monday?
>6.5 million buys
WWE eternally BTFO
>>3086948
>shameless racebaiting cash grab draws more than a big four PPV
>WWE literally too stupid to exploit political fads for their own gain
>>3086955
What do you think the SJW Jnder run is supposed to be in Vince's mind?
>>3086948
Everyone is eternally BTFO by this fight.
1. Brock Lesnar
2. Braun Strowman
3. Jinder Mahal
4. A.J. Styles
5. John Cena
6. The Miz
7. Goldberg
8. Neville
9. Alexa Bliss
10. Samoa Joe
>A. Jannetty Styles
>The Miznetty
>Nevillnetty
cringe
>>3086944
Legit worse than PWI's list
How did you do it?
1.jinder Mahal
2.brock
3.aj styles
4.braun
5.asuka
6.neville
7.kevin Owens
8.john cena
9. Roman reigns
10.usos