Roman BTFO, Cena BTFO, Rock BTFO, Austin BTFO, Bret BTFO, and most importantly, Vincent Kennedy McMahon blown to smithereens by a guy in a rubber Halloween mask.
>>3091003
No surprise, even a shitty promotion like AAA managed to btfo WWE in Mexico
>>3091003
B-but "Experts" Said WWE is failing because Wrestling isn't mainstream anymore ;_;
>>3091003
>every Mexican watched it because it was on free tv
Not that impressive
Bad booking can't change the fact that she's sexy as fuck
>>3090961
Until she starts with the Meth...
>>3090965
cringe
>sexy as fuck
>looks like a horse
>balding
>no ass or tits
okay OP
https://youtu.be/a1P4SPhI4bE (5:00)
Cornette talked about wanting Sexy Star to get BLACKED on his podcast.
Is he indisputably /ourguy/?
>autistic
>in love with the idea of how wrestling used to be
>voted Hillary
>Wouldn't intimidate a midget if standing toe to toe
Sounds like /asp/ alright
>>3090994
>voted Hillary
>/asp/
I don't think so ya ding-dong diddly pinhead
Meltzer and Keller confirmed autistic bar lurkers!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f0EWwaNUyE&list=PLIfr8r22OVa1aC9Q7zfYZMIkSOwpr8KNp&index=5
btfo absolutely
you could have uploaded the rest, sounded like he was going to add more.
>>3090944
It doesn't get enough attention how much Dave lives in Bruce's head rent free.
Wade was probably staring weirdly at the wrestlers because he was probably trying to fuck one.
>>3090944
Prichard is like a discount Russo. If you want to listen to a lying retard at least stick with the original.
So who is who
The over achiever who does EVERYTHING and makes you feel awful about yourself.
The jock who plays mostly all the sports, is classified as "super cute", kind of acts like a jerk, except he is generally nice at times. Most importantly...absolutely clueless.
The energized kid who causes trouble and makes everyone laugh even though they are the most annoying person you've ever met.
The 'hip' squad that thinks they are way too cool for everyone in school and tries to look bored 24/7.
The seniors who feel they are better than everyone else just because they are seniors.
The self-acclimated nerd who is super cool, doesn't fit into the 'status quo', and doesn't care what other people think.
The couple in the hallways that everyone gets tired of because they spend every moment together, not realizing that their next class is only 50 minutes long, not a century...
The person who can be friends with anyone. Everyone loves her/him, because how can you not?
The person who has WAY too much school spirit.
cringe
>>3090938
The OP who is a faggot
>>3090938
Ziggler's bro is the school shooter
>Mick Foley had three awesome personas
>Modern wrestlers can't even figure out one
How JUST is modern wrestling?
Four. He was Cactus Sack at one point as well.
foley never drew a dime
haaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, hah, hah, hahhhhh
ahhhhhhh
(dude love theme song)
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
I MAKE THEM ANGRY
I MAKE THEM SEETHE
I'VE BEEN EVERYTHING THEY WANT TO BE
I'M THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
LIKE DANIEL BRYAN AND KENNY
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
THE GUY WHO TRIGGERS A-S-P
>GREENTEXT
ABOUT ME...
BY MERELY EXISTING I MAKE THEM REEEEEEEEEEE
ALL OF A-S-P
GET BTFO BY MEEEE
IN THEIR HEAD... I LIVE. RENT. FREE!
>>3090891
BASED
BASED
ASP BTFO AS ALWAYS
>>3090891
Good one, OP
Yep yep
>>3090882
>WWE vs. NJPW console war fanboy threads
>>3090889
based
Adorable finn is the cutest, he is perfect.
He has AIDS
>>3090880
You have, idiot, go away.
>>3090879
>modern wrestling
Who are your personal draws?
To clarify, you can like someone without them factoring into whether or not you tune in. People you're really drawn in by give a show legitimacy.
>Raw
Braun
Alexa Bliss
Cena
The Miz
Smo'Joe
Brock (Kind of)
>Smackdown
AJ
Breezango
Owens
Jericho (when he returns)
>>3090854
Asuka
Samoa Joe
AJ
Braun
Brock
>>3090854
My non-meme list
>Brock
>Cena
>Braun
>AJ
>>3090854
Reigns
Braun
Lesnar
Jinder
ITT: Wrestlers whose momentum was completely killed
Fuck off, he was getting so goddamn over. Dude got the crowd behind him against AJ freakin' Styles. God dammit.
Hate you so much, Road Dogg.
Momentum = mass + velocity / ring
>>3090833
>shit smarks say
He never had any momentum. I couldn't even remember his name before looking at the picture's title.
>Dolph Ziggler
>>3090826
cringe
>Piper Niven
only difference is people were actually sad when yamcha's push died
Open for suggestions
the no dimes duo
>>3090834
cringe
enanos de vainilla
I was thinking of billing him from North Korea, have him gain some weight and give him a Kim Jong Un gimmick.
just release him so he can go back to NOAH
Dude had a MotN candidate at Brooklyn, I think he's doing pretty good for himself now.
>>3090817
Have him Naka and Jinder form a stable of Ethnics who fuck white women and work white guys into a shoot
>WWE
>no one is entertained
>>3090806
Nice Fedoras on these E-drones don't ya think?
>New Japan Pro Wrestling
>it's just gymnastics
>>3090816
None of them is from Japan and It's in the manlet division so if you what would you expect to happen?