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the undertaker isn't magic stupid it's just a show

>>3084796
no its real i sware
i was watching raw in louisiana and i sawed the undsrtaket teleort inside the ring when the lights go out
it was so scary omg

>>3084796
huh?

Why is Bobby Roode a faaaaace?

>>3084722
felt embarrassed for him when no one sang along to the theme desu

>>3084722
Because he has a meme entrance. Did you even listen to Dolph?

>>3084712
ohhhhhhhhhhh im ding-dong diddly cummiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

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Her and Ember Moon are kind of like Ken and Ryu

Hania is the Ken :\

>>3084683
>Championship Wrestling
>CW Network
On one hand, comfy Smackdown on CW was what got me started on Wrestling
On the other hand, Del Taco pls

I'm in their local market and to call them a bingo hall fed would be an understatement. I considered going to one of their shows but they don't film anywhere near Hollywood.

>>3084683
First I've ever heard of it

Can anyone else not stand alvarezetty's voice? He sounds like Tobias from Arrested Development, I chuckle every time he brings up how he is a wrestler.

>>3084606
It means they'll like whoever smarks hate because they don't want to be seen as those types of fans.

>>3084619

I miss his air raid siren of a voice in the 2000s.

WTF this is a blue board

>>3084605
Ho-Ho fell so far

>>3084605
You can put a bra on both of these twinks and they'd look like your average goth chicks

>>3084603
based

>>3084603
I'd rather be her underwear

>>3084686
Let's not be lewd. She's a human being.

>>3084498
Hahaha another idiot, who the fuck is ziggler a nobody, when was rhe last time he had a match, he is just mad that female fans love finn more than him, loser.

>>3084498
based dolph chadler only spoke the truth, this midget has less charisma than a door stop

Oh man are you guys gonna pretend Ziggler is good because he made fun of Finn Balor, now? That's a hell of a hill to die on.

She is somehow worse than Nia Snacks who herself is worse than several of the big girls in the MYC. Both of them probably sweat profusely while watching the tourney.

>attempts to look menacing and tough
>no dimes

>>3084399
I almost feel bad for her. There is just nothing there for people to react to. Terrible monotone promos and god-awful ringwork, not even based Lana can get her a fraction of a reaction.

*crickets*

>>3084358
Just tuned in, who wrecked Fergaletty and how?

Tamina vs Nia Jax

Who wins?

What happen?

>>3084347
When even Natalya is burying you, you know you fucked up

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HE WAS SEETHING IN THIS PHOTO!

>>3084341
cringe

>>3084341
so ugly

>>3084341
FERGAL ETERNALLY BTFO

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>>3084273
B A S E D

>>3084273
Basedka

>>3084213
Seriously. I'm not even memeing here. What the FUCK happened to this show? There's SEVEN matches on the card tonight. That's way too much for a two hour show. Based 2016 /smack/ had 3 or 4 matches tops.

And don't even get me started on the horrible main event scene. Fuck Road Dogg

>>3084213
Seriously. I'm not even memeing here. What the FUCK happened to this show? There's SEVEN matches on the card tonight. That's way too much for a two hour show. Based 2016 /smack/ had 3 or 4 matches tops.

And don't even get me started on the horrible main event scene. Fuck Road Dogg

>>3084257
Kek that was th worst Smackdown in like forever. Seriously i think the longest match was 11 minutes. Vince is burying the shit out of it.

>>3084195
Sami zany

>>3084195
meme ambrose

>>3084195
Fergal absolutely seething right now