guys, can you break it to me?
Will seth be able to wrestle for mania or not?
I know it takes 6-8 weeks to heal a torn MCL.
that would mean, after a full 8 weeks, wrestlemania would be THAT sunday.
do you think theyll let him do it? Even if it meant one match, then going away for longer to heal?
seth is my favorite wrestler.
i want to end myself. JDIMSAF.
Break it down...
Degenerate, Into something Fool!
>>2230310
if it means better matches will happen then I hope not
>>2230310
He's the architect A+ crossfit Jesus he will make it happen
ITT: Wrestlers who scare you, guys you wouldn't want to piss off if you met them
Me Chinese Me pray joke Me go pee pee in your Coke LOL
All kidding aside this nigga is unhinged
>1. Stone Cold (1998-1999)
>2. The Rock (2000)
>3. Sting (1997)
>4. Goldberg (1998)
>5. Daniel Bryan (2013-14)
>6. Batista (2005)
>7. John Cena (2005-06)
>8. CM Punk (2011-12)
>9. Randy Orton (2008-09)
>10. DDP (1997-98)
>Honorable mention - Hulk Hogan (From 2002-03 he got about five standing ovations but he was only around for like five months in 2002 and then 3 months in 2003. Wouldn't be fair to include him)
Did I forget anyone?
Surely you have to include Triple H. He was insanely over as a heel 99-01 and 02-onwards. In fact he was so over that the goodwill fuelled his early 02 babyface comeback (because lord knows Trips is simply unconvincing and shit as a face. The fans cheered PL because they were happy he was back).
>Hogan is an honorable mention
>Blandy fucking Boreton is on the list
Please kill yourself
don't remember DDP being that big of a deal
Is this Gallows, Anderson or Nash?
It's a No-draw
>>2231116
YES IT IS!
Was he a good wrestler /asp/? I didn't watch NXT back when he was a wrestler, but the "raw announcement video" got me curious.
>>2230162
not really
Really shit. Not a good announcer either, just fire him.
how do we fix kane and stop him from being a joke?
>>2230069
He was a joke the moment he did the "Corporate Kane" thing.
The only thing I can think of that would make him relevant again is him coming down to the ring at every single opportunity and just fucking everyone up without saying a word... give him shit that suits what Kane was originally all about.
>>2230069
find the fountain of youth
He's like 55, what's to fix? His career is effectively over, save for maybe a retirement match against or alongside Undertaker
>it's a mankind rips out his hair and talks about burning flesh episode
>>2230044
>its a bret hart stretches what should be a 3 minute promo into a segment so long it gets cut off by the end of the episode
TESTICULAR FORTITUDE.
Is Nigga Taker a bigger draw than regular Taker?
>is ___ a bigger draw than Taker
The answer is always yes
>>2230002
Triphammer back on
>>2230002
this with some very rare exceptions like 90s Shawn who even 'Carder knew needed to job to someone who could actually draw
Based Pentagon, Jr. working the spics
he and Davey Richards are wrestling my local indie in April
i'm pumped
pls don't ruin my boy Pentagon
Literally seething.
Based Pen Tagon June y Ore
Female bodybuilding thread? I'd try /fit/ but they hate them.
The bodybuilding class comes and goes. Physique girls are so much bigger than the pros of the past and there's even some fitness/figure girls that are close to that, while bikini girls are also growing every year. Will the IFBB ever settle on standards for size, definition and symmetry for each category? Is there a future for the sport? Discuss, post waifus etc.
>>2229934
Hello John “Bradshaw" Laytield.
>>2229934
I hate the no tits.
>>2229934
Taking roids makes your clit grow so I wouldn't really recommend body building for females
This man is a national fucking treasue when has he ever not been good. He knows how to be one hell of a heel as well as a face he's literally a better version of Shawn Micheals. How many times has he reinvented his image to adapt to the crowd. How many guys in the business can manage to do what he has done as far as work ethic and he has no problem putting people over either. I hope they send him off with one last championship run
>>2229921
Who dis
>>2229956
Apparently Triphammer accidentally doxxed himself in the discord
Might be just bait though who knows
>>2229961
kek
Based Dig Dick Dave now in tshirt form
will girls like me if i wear the meltzer shirt
>>2229846
Inb4 pics of cumshots on meltz shirts circulating wrestlingforum
>>2229854
If you have guns like Dave, probably
How would you book wrestler's entrances for Wrestlemania this year?
>Roman Reigns walks to the ring with 4 big vicious dogs on chains
>Bray Wyatt is carried on his chair while a line of torch bearers stand either side of him along the entrance ramp
>Undertaker comes out in a herse
>Goldberg is accompanied to the ring by navy seals to the ring
Does Bray still own Takers druids?
>>2229804
Roman should have those dogs shit outside the ring so he can throw the Undercarder in it
Carder should come out in a coffin cuz that old fuck is near death
What are your hopes/wish for this year in wrestling?
>Bray wins his Wrestlmania match with the help of Harper and a returning Rowen
>It was all a ruse
>Instead of beating down Orton somemore, he offers his hand
>Randy becomes a full time Wyatt
>Year long reign of Wyatts begins
>Harper and Rowen nab the tag team titles
>Orton nabs the Intercontinental belt
>They eventually recruit Bliss to be the "little sister" of the Wyatts
>Now the Wyatts hold all the Smackdown belts
>Eventually Bray is taken down by a now baby face Styles at Mania 34
>Bray wins at Mania
>Rowan returns, Bray promises to usher in a new age
>Begins recruiting slowly
>The ranks of the Family grow as Bray ensnares people with his charisma and false promises
>Nobody really seems to notice though
>Some time are into the summer, after having lost the WWE Title, the Wyatts destroy the set and everyone ala the Nexus
>People realize something like 1/3-2/5 the SmackDown roster are Wyatts
>DBry: How did we let this happen?
>"We're here."
>>2229782
The only title he's ever won is a smackdown tag title. He's there for the spooky entrance and to job to anyone above the midcard.
>>2229782
>Bliss gangbang at the Wyatt compound
What's going on Dave?
Nothing much dweeb
uhhhhhhhhhhhh *cough* ya know
>>2229752
big if true!