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Two Man Power Trip

Michaels and Cena
Rated RKO
nu-DX
Jerishow

>>2231766
Those guys were all already established though

Please yes. This saves both AJ and Joe. Let these two old fucks battle it out.

>>2231731
Yeah but Shane/HHH will probably get 30+ minutes while potentially better matches get 10-15 minutes.

>>2231729
Nice but how?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypmBdL9OoQ

kek

>>2231708
based

It's kind of funny that everything that Vince has tried outside of wrestling had falling on its face, despite the fact that Vince pretty much hates wrestling.

>>2231683
>Jim Cucknette

>>2231683
>muh angry old fat southern guy

>>2231683
Jim Cornette shoots a load when?

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Daffney did it better anyway

>>2231543
The possessed demon voice is Eric Youngs then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV1G36t2iGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEuV2fuxd9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26dPeyiygfM

but really tho is this her?

>>2231446
Russo killed it.

Better than today

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Just too sweeeeeeet

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CRAYZEEEEEEEE STEEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEE

underrated thread

Who am I

TOPA SUICIDAA

>>2230511
eddie was the complete wrestler by the end of his career, charisma, look, character, good in ring work, mic skills. Beniot was more technical and had a stoic humor.

>>2230511
In ring?
Hell no.
[REDACTED] is arguably the single greatest technical wrestler in history.


As a character?
Eddie was a much better showman and had charisma poring out every pore. Also was much better on the mic, though that doesn't say much when you're being compared to [REDACTED] who was a god awful talker.

Apples and oranges

>>2230049
Yes, which makes her the greatest diva currently employed by WWE and the only female wrestler I would consider watching.
By that I mean I would watch the entrance then zone out like every other divas match.

>>2230055
with the power of fast forwarding I occasionally watch the women wrestle, it's bad everytime.

>>2230049
>dances around
>no strip-teasing
>no flirting or any kind of stripper-like actions
>just dances around
How can one be such a loser that they get so little contact with women that they think a hyped up dancer character somehow equates to a stripper?

Post beef

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boobs!

>>2229995
Butterface.

>>2229015
if some bitch you are dating ever says some crazy shit like this you better run away

Good for her, anon.

Miss her, and Punk tbfh.

> I was diagnosed with Bipolar disorder when I was barely out of my teens. Like our olive skin tone and caterpillar eyebrows, I guess it just runs in the family.

> By definition, it is a mental disorder characterized by alternating periods of mania and depression. In less scientific terms, it is a real asshole. The disorder strips a person of control. Those affected experience unexpected and unwarranted highs that can increase adrenaline, paranoia, and recklessness, and lows that induce panic attacks, relentless sobbing, and overwhelming lethargy. A person’s heart, mind, and actions either become amplified to a dangerous degree or unrecognizably distorted.

> When I was diagnosed I believed my illness would be my great, lifelong weakness. Bipolar Disorder was to be my impenetrable prison, and I would be locked up with it in a castle Princess Toadstool style. Thinking there was no way out, I let it consume me. After witnessing how powerfully it had ravished those I loved, I had assumed that was my only choice. To give in. To give up. I used it as a patsy for embarrassingly bad behavior and dangerous decision-making. I let it take everything until I had almost nothing left to give. I let it be my fatal flaw.

> But the interesting thing about “flaws” is that they truly are in the eye of the beholder. Weakness can turn into strength with just a simple shift of perspective. You get to choose. One day I made the choice to stop throwing myself a pity party. I chose to stand up and fight. I would embrace what society taught me to shun. What was once my shameful secret was going to become my secret weapon.

>>2227262
Phil I can't believe you still show your face around here

>>2227262
But Punk himself is edgy af
>straight edge atheist sweetheart
kek

>>2227262
I unironically miss him bros. He'd probably be murdering all the charismaless Vince guys on the mic weekly.

>>2227115
GOAT of all GOATS

>>2227115
>>2227133
Samefag.

So he's CM Punk except less successful and he didn't leave the company with his dignity intact?

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>>2226932

Good. Kys you fucking subhuman. You are whats wrong with the modern world.

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>white people fetishes

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>stephanie will never sit down in your room and tell you to clean her boots with your tongue