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Would you mark?

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Meltzer said Dean's WM match will probably be on the pre-show

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Why is it that the only guys who have made the current WWE title belt look good have been Orton, HHH, Reigns and Lesnar? I mean most of the time the title looks "meh" but when those guys held it, something happened and suddenly it was like "wow, that's a fucking championship belt right there!"

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>Nhooph Al-Areebi wrestled and lost a match against Adrienne Reese. The spoilers said a 3-Way will be coming up soon between Royce/Kay/Moon where believe it or not PEYTON ends up winning and she gets the next Womens Championship Opportunity.

>Tyler Bate defeated Biff Busick. I highly recommend people watch this match. Biff was fucking remarkable in it because he did basically no wrestling. His offense literally consisted of nothing but socking Tyler in the jaw at least 20 times before Tyler pins him with the Tyler Driver. Biff is slowly becoming my boy.

>No Way Jose defeated Elias Sampson. This match was just nothing it was the end of the Takeover Pre-Show. The spoilers stated that Tye/Jose/Strong will be making a Undercard Trios Faction to combat against Sanity.

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>I used to talk to the guys, everyone would be like "what's the deal with Ryback?" And a lot of the guys, they'd be doing stuff and beating tests. And some guys are probably genetically gifted and some aren't. And everyone knew Ryback wasn't clean. Everyone knew, it's like, come on. They're like "everyone here's clean, everyone here's on growth," but Ryback, that's not just "growth." As it turns out, when Ryback got released, he said in fact that he was doing TRT, taking testosterone. So he wasn't clean, they gave him the OK. Maybe Jinder just diets hard and trains hard. I don't know where the gyno came from, if he has that. Let's just say that we know it can happen, Ryback showed us, maybe he's been given freedom to do that...it's a very suspicious transition.

What did Dave mean by this?

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Anyone have that super awkward Bella's photo shit makes me laugh everytime

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What would possess a man to voluntarily date a "woman" like Chyna for years? Did Triple H really love her?

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>big man
>draws dimes
>good heel
>can beat up bears
>good worker
>in based stable (Shadowloo)
>good on the mic

Is Zangief /ourguy/?

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There are a lot of problems but most of them, in my opinion, come from one big problem: there's too much.
>Too many hours of programing
>Too many writers trying to get their shit in to get noticed and keep their jobs
>Too many commentators trying to get their shit in and make sure they're heard rather than a smaller team just having a naturally flowing dialogue
>Too many investors and advertisers to keep happy

Wrestling is simple. It's carny bullshit. It feeds on the most basic human emotions. It's not some higher-brow televised-media entertainment vehicle. It's not a sophisticated hybrid of prime-time dramas, soap operas and sitcoms. Vince McMahon, Kevin Dunn and whoever else might be trying to convince themselves that they're making a 'real television show' but they're not. They're making wrestling. Pretending that it's not wrestling isn't helping anyone, and it's definitely not going to win them that legitimacy they crave so they can convince themselves they're not in the circus anymore.

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Someone who was born when pic related happened is now eligible to post on /asp/

Feel old?

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How do the justify this

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This thread is about the cruiserweight division.

Current Cruiserweight Champion: Adrian Neville.

Top 10 Power Rankings:
1. Adrian Neville
2. Rich Swann
3. Jack Gallagher
4. The Brian Kendrick
5. Cedric Alexander
6. Tony Nese
7. Noam Dar
8. Akira Tozawa
9. TJ Perkins
10. Drew Gulak

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Dean has no big match to look forward to. Have hum invade Raw and demand a HHH rematch. Maybe even be pissed at Joe because he wanted to be the one to hurt Seth.