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Anyone who can make me smile with that Daniel Bryan joke in Total Bellas has to be a face.

>>2435216
What joke?

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>>2435216
I'M A VEGAN! I CAN'T EAT STEAK! IT HURTS MY LITTLE TUMMY...

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>>2435196

Deanetty is literally the worst thing on the roster tho.

>>2435196
*three. HarpGOAT is there too

>>2435165
I'd gen surprised if it was Dean. How low would the intercontinental title be that it's match can't even make the main card.

>>2435168
us title was first match of preshow last year

>>2435165
They should bump the jigaboo concert.

>>2435013
>remaining in character while eating in public
wicked

I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>ITT we put over Seth Rollins.

>>2434965
Enzo since Beakmans a homo yet still much more of a draw than Bill Nye the cuckhold guy

>>2434965
Holy shit if they ever met in a real WWE segment I would absolutely die laughing.

>>2434965
Beakman. Your brain won't turn into mesh after listening to him.

>tfw 2014 was 4 years ago

>>2434918
>mfw I restared watching children's television shows at age 26 in 2008 after a 7 year break and I still do to this day

at least I completed grad school before I turned into a faggot again

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>>2434918
>tfw taker's loss to brock at wm was 4 years ago already
>4 years ago
>WWE Wrestlemania XXX - April 6, 2014

You're either extremely retarded or begging for (YOU)s

>>2434878
muh dick

asians arent attractive

>>2434878
Look at the tits on the woman behind her. Delicious.

>>2434861
Catching Milla is as difficult as catching a cold. She's naked in everything she does anyway. There's no mystery to that whore. You got to do better than that.

Naito or Nak by far get the most bitches these days. Naito before he got massively over had a wife, girlfriend and mistress. Now that he's over he's even more known for fucking copious amounts of rats.

>>2434861
>bitches

That's clearly a man with Reigns

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>S-stop calling me fat Bryan

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>it's a Jim from Virginia call

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>so umm..well yeah so the match I think was OK. I mean it could have been better. but umm so i think its building to something more. but it could also just be a one off thing.

>two of the biggest draws of the ruthless aggression era
>implying people didn't

>>2434851
this

>>2434848
My family got this PPV. So yes.

Yeah, keep spamming it and see if anyone gives a shit.

I'd buy it if it were made better, and wasn't just a square image on a shirt.

>>2434803
Learn how to screen print homo

Please tell me he's not a champion.

If so, why?

>>2434814
He's not the champ but he managed a guy and then when damo won the title he switched to him to keep the belt. he's the current gm

Idk why these guys get so much hate. Tbh theyre just a bunch of fans living the dream. You can tell by watching their videos that theyre just dicking around most of the time. Now theyre apart of their own wrestling promotion that has some actually legit guys in it.


Oh wait now I know why they get so much hate.

He hasn't even finna debuted yet ya dork

>>2434766

>hasn't been at a live show since March of 2016

The meme is dead.

>>2434766
Apparently doesn't even show up at the PC anymore

>"building her brand"

Kek, 3 years till porn.

Also, weird thing aside, that has to have to be a shitty thing for WWE. You were gonna put a lot of investment in this star, and they literally go "lol no". I mean didn't Josh just stop going to the WWE Performance Center?

Eva came into the company at the wrong time. She obviously couldnt wrestle for shit but would have been fine doing bra n panties, nude mud wrestling, basically anything for money. She would have been a fucking superstar in the atitude era.

Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye

>>2434672
someone tweet this to Cornette

>>2434672
Danceoffs need to be banned from Pro Wrestling

>>2434672
samantha mack is GOAT