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Just a thought: Santa has been made real. And there is no way to put that cat back in the bag.
See when he was created, it was agreed that Santa was a tulpa, a thought-form. Well, that makes the myth cool. Save for the fact by adding the whole "If you think about him, you make him real" Makes him real. A thought, billions of thoughts, about one entity, spread out across several years gives the thought a form. A Meme, repeated over an over, almost psuedo-religiously, could lead to a tulpa, If it were already accepted to be a tulpa, then thinking about how thinking about Santa might make him real(even though we know he is not).
But then there is no evidence save a bunch of children, who are insane claiming Santa gives them presents. It's insane. Which is of course one gift Santa was tacked with, giving people presents. Now even more people are interested in this guy because, "Whoa, he gives presents to children." So that has even more thought in the engine, for even more power. Which begs the question, If you were a half formed tulpa with enough power to effect the physical world, you wouldn't have free will enough to exercise it outside of your nature. The more we think about him, the more he exists, because it was stated that he exist because we think about him. And now that you know the previous statement, he exist even more, because you now suspect, thinking about how thinking about him makes him strong, makes him strong. Thoughts?
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Santa is a tulpa. I saw him as a kid, the strong influence of thought made it happen. That is how tulpas work yes. I saw him walk in, do a speed run and sparkles flew and he went out the back and I saw him fly away all within 20 seconds. In reality the presents were already there but the strong thought form of everybody saying santa was coming made me see him come.
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santa is real
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People knew Santa before you were born. They'll know him long after you've been forgotten. In a sense he's more real than you are.
Are there any things I can summon to sexually charge the area and make anyone that is within it commit sexually perverse acts?
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Go to the gym
be hot
take part in orgies that usually go on after normie parties
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You can get people to lick toilets clean for money.
Doesn't work if they have enough pride.
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I don't come to /x/ often. Is this honestly the shit you guys talk about?
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After my coming of age travel and experiences I have decided that awake existence is the highest and most joyful state of all that is and isn't.
Hence I vowed myself to self preservation and care of other's bodies. So far only in the conventional ways and the very little I learned from my tribulations.
Would you like to share knowledge on paranormal ways to pursue longevity/immortality/undeath?
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immortality isn't beautiful, its filled with never ending cycles of pain, watching everything around you inevitably fade away and die, life time after lifetime, you can be tortured unyieldingly for eternity, you would witness the rise and fall of civilizations and the destruction they all leave in their wake, you would bear whiteness to an eternity of war
and thats just scraping the surface
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>>18916362
Eating cum comes to mind
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>>18916362
The ego cannot obtain immortality, other than that you're already immortal so
/thread
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What're your thoughts on Steve Jackson and his Illuminati card game /x/?
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I think it mostly comes down to confirmation bias. Its just a bunch of references to common conspiracy theory topics and 90's celebrities.
The fact that the card shows the WTC being nuked isn't really all that impressive, seeing as it had already been attacked by terrorists in 93.
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>>18916261
Tinfoil tier larper nothing to see here.
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>>18916261
>draw a generic angry face
>20 years later, Trump makes an angry face
>OH MY GOD! HOW DID THEY KNOW?????
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does anyone else see a grid of shapes when they press their eyes? 2017-04-20 08:37:06 Post No.18916237
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does anyone else see a grid of shapes when they press their eyes?
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I have had several people in my life (in Florida) attest to experiencing the same thing: a geometric grid of small green shapes (circles, triangles, squares) when one is pressing their eyes. I used to experience this as a young child in the bath, but I can still do it (albeit usually when pressing my eyes in a similar situation of bathing, or while drunk).
does anyone on /x/ know what I'm talking about?
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You need to push even harder if you want to see past the matrix
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Absolutely anon, I always wondered if there was anymore to this.
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When i did this, I saw symbols similar to the Mayan calendar, but much more older and ancient appearance-wise. Now whenever I close my eyes I can see it, it's different every time.
Fuck you.
Have a "nice day!" ;)
See they're back!
Check out this autism
>well all that's left is for them to find out
What a bunch of sheeple
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>>18916130
Punch your balls live on stream everybody.
It's the only way to get through to them.
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>>18916130
Spooky.
>>18916144
Nice repeating digits :) :) :)
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>>18916144
This shit pisses me off the most.
They're in your head constantly trying to prod and I hate it.
They're in everyone's head.
But whatever, you guys will either live through it to the 23, or you won't.
Something will happen, we'll just have to see it like the rest.
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You are requested to solve a puzzle.
It is enough: TBL - We Will Win
AFP
LHC
Mandela
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The current unknown is a member of a rock band.
Potential SFR candidate, and a potential for NP establishment is clear.
The
but urgent matters must be discussed at this present time.
I apologize
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You may tag back via the code -
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Your reply is necessary to indicate acceptance of the 7 mandates.
Good luck
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Do wot m8
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Astral Projection thread 2017-04-20 07:19:53 Post No.18916010
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Any astral projectors on here?
What method do you use? When do you think it's best to do it? How did you succeed? What do you like doing in the astral realm? Have you tried remote viewing?
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I did it by accident, before I had been conciously trying to do it for 6 years. I didn't go to the astral I just stayed on Earth. I remember it happening and I just understood I was out of body. I tried going through my cieling but it resisted me at first, then I leaned back and floated about 4 ft off the ground. I then focused and floated up through my cieling and my vision went black and I came to. I know it was real because I watched my roommate's dog walk in and sit by the TV, when I woke up he was sitting there. I really want to do it again but I just can't.
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bump?
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>>18916010
try drugs durr
no, but yeah. dissociative drugs are the fastest way to astral project
no skill req
just need to be relax in darkness
git a sip of robotussin and fly
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spirituality in the paranormal
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autism in the maximum
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call from the left...
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worry not, plenty of -room- for manoeuvre here
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I found this while I was taking a walk... What the heck?!?! 2017-04-20 05:03:47 Post No.18915640
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I found this while I was taking a walk... What the heck?!?!
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So basically I was taking a stroll and I saw a disc hanging on a tree branch, I thought it was some sort of prank, but when I opened it there was an html file named "Interfor", I couldn't see more because the file was protected by a password I didn't know, can someone please help me?
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How very original
Not at all clichéd
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Are you sure? I've already checked the source code and tried to edit it, but I think there's not anything beyond that page (I think so)
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>>18915640
Yay, another no-effort ARG by people who need to lurk moar. Good God, please put some effort in to these things. On behalf of the Internet, we are sick of setups we've already seen literally thousands, if not millions, of times already.
LOST BARNEY EPISODE RIPP RIFF
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The episode includes Barney telling his dog to kill Riff and after it did realistic blood and organs came out of him. A funeral was held then barney pet his dog saying good boy. then he looks at the audience which then the episode ends
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>>18915593
H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C
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>>18915593
This fucking board I swear
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Let us begin.
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Yes, let's begin.
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This will require travel
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>>18915513
I'm ready
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Today is the day. Eerie how a cartoon predicted this.
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that is kind of weird
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wtf, how could they predict today's date
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>>18915490
So you made another thread where you tell us nothing?
Last thread died days ago. I hope somebody of the previous thread is still here.
>What is Petscop?
Petscop is supposed to be an un-relased rare PSX/PS1 game, somebody claim to found it and its uploading frags of the game to YouTube. The interesting thing about this is how it seem to be related to Newmaker case on 2001, and some random child murders.
>What we know?
We do not know much at the moment. We do not know who is making the videos or in what purpose. He claim to found it (somewhere, we don't know) and He seem to be playing for someone else, you can hear him saying: "When you come home next month maybe you'll feel a little more enthusiastic about that".
Even if is fake, it's a good watch.
New video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_zCl8GV_dE
Old Stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6RK8o1fcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teJDdkWHAdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqyhmoMdeC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwaRKux9eR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hta3dc5qDNw
Related links
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candace_Newmaker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebirthing_(breathwork)
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepygaming/comments/6488lt/videos_of_a_mysterious_unfinished_psx_game_from/
Somebody found this twitter account
https://twitter.com/petscop?lang=en
>inb4 fuck off shill >>/youtbe general/
This goes beyond Youtube.
Discuss about what you find.
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Wow this is kinda catching on hey
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A new one just out
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>>18915413
Don't make a general out of this.
has anyone noticed the increasing popularity of hypnosis porn? it seems to increase at an artificial rate. i think someone with malicious intent might be behind this.
this link describes the effect and the potential conspiracy:
https://www.nofap.com/forum/index.php?threads/beware-of-sissy-hypnosis.96845/
i was looking through these hypnosis videos (to research i swear) and i noticed a particularly interesting one.
nsfw obviously: https://www.xvideos.com/video26793885/unit_cu00001_--_core_programming_01_this_is_the_first_in_a.
i searched for u00001 and core to see if anything came up, and discovered this soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/coreisall
what could this be?
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>>18915411
programming for sex slaves
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>>18915411
You WILL waste time on cartoon tits. *swirling*
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>>18915411
>hypnosis porn
Since when is that even a thing? Outside of hentai I mean.