I used to have it all, I tell ya. I was king of OU, the bane of many a trainer. They would call me the bravest, and I would show them why, again and again, for three years straight. I was unstoppable. Not even those sneaky pebbles could throw me off my game, and trust me, they tried! Oh, they fucking tried.
But now...
They don't have to try at all. Not anymore.
It may burn as the meta shifts, but it won't last. In the coming months, I will quickly be forgotten. No one will miss me. No one will mourn me.
The last thing I can do is try to take that purple faggot ghost with me. With my death, I cast a curse of grounding upon his body! Eat shit and die, faggots. Peace the FUCK out.
Yours truly,
Talonflame
>>29897842
https://youtu.be/IXWNSb4nUDY
You were not the king, ever.
The king had a sword and a shield appropiately.
The prince was a frog in disguise.
You were just the family's bird pet.
>>29897842
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD.
Our boy gets Dragon Dance now.
Does anything change?
>>29897801
Flareon syndrome
Too little, too late
He has to wait for Mence to be re-banned from UU to be a god there.
He can set up on Groudon's face in ubers.
>>29897801
>ice shard
>the wall aggron
>garchomp actually has a mega
>op is still being a faggot and not checking the catalog before making duplicate threads
No. There's still a fuckload of cocks up your ass flycuck.
Comfy thread, anyone?
yes
Love this kind of treads
What went right?
>>29897639
>145 sp. attack
Being a fucking railgun, that's what.
Special attack
Speed Swap being a thing now
>>29897639
It learns Agility to be less fucking slow.
Why am I really having a hard time finding a team balance for this gen? Everything I like just *HAS* to share a Type or something. Or actually; two of my favorites are just plain Grass, and I don't really like that.
I know senpai, Tsareena and Lurantis both make my dick hard too
I agree anon. Way to many Fairy and Water types. They're even two of my favorite types, but I don't want all my Pokemon to have one of the same two types.
Because you like Mons with overlapping types
I'm the same way with bugs, I literally want to use every new bug and Buzzwole
What are the hidden abilities of the new pokemon? How do you get them?
I fucking NEED a shiny HA Oricorio.
>>29897551
The same way you get shiny
>>29897551
You get them by using the Adrenaline Orb.
Also, Oricorio doesn't have an HA. Dancer is its only ability.
Which new pokemon have hidden abilities?
Bruxish's location?
my house sucking my dick.
>>29897544
Isn't this place 18+? lol
>>29897544
those are dick sucking lips for sure
Ik there is a lot of hate going around for these new guys, since half of them are gonna be shitmon, but I really love a lot of the new designs. What are your top 10, /vp/?
Mine:
1)Mimikyu
2)Golisopod
3)Silvally
4)Kommo-o
5)Incineroar
6)Toxapex
7)Minior
8)Dhelmise
9)Xerkitree
10) Palossand
Contribute, discuss, h8, r8, appreci8
>>29897511
This dex is pretty lame to be honest
1. Kommo o
2. Minior
3. Syvally
4. Mimikyu
5. Golispod
6. Wishiwashi school
7. Drampa
8. Vikavolt
9. Decidueyes
10. A-marowak
I don't know new names yet
The anchor
The psychic monkey
First grass starter
second grass starter
first fire starter
The one that looks like a gem in gold inlay
Boxer gloves crab
the toucan
the sandcastle
the funky thing to the left of the anchorI bet they're split exclusives
>>29897511
1.Toxapex
2.Araquanid (its ability has a hidden facet that doubles the atk of water moves)
3.Wishiwashi
4.Golisopod
5.Dhelmise
6.Minior
7.Mimikyu
8.Pallosand
9.Charjabug(I don't know why)
10.Celesteela
where's he located in game?
You have to damage Masuda to below 30% and wait for him to get summoned
>>29897537
Will Ohmori kill Masuda?
>>29897552
No.
Why is she so perfect, /vp/?
I wanna fuck her
>she
>>29897674
Learn to read your pokedex, faggot
Well /v/? Can it?
It's already dead
It's already dead. lol
>>29897458
WE ARE /VP/ NOT V
So where the fuck do you get the apricorn balls? I got one from Professor blackface Oak in the power plant but I can't find any others.
I have the two stars ball shop in my festival plaza and they only sell regular balls.
Does the Johto tent have them in the plaza?
>>29897380
The regional tents offer you new phrases to tell visitors, they don't sell anything.
>>29897399
So there is literally only one apricorn of each type?
There. Now stop your bitching.
But I want to shitpost more
BTFO
>>29897363
woah
Everstone has a second use now
Whats a good doubles rating battle/vgc set for this guy?
>>29897183
>guy
>>29897183
>guy
that's a gal
>guy
>tfw leveled a male to 55 before I found out
>This gets Twineedle
Post weird new move combos
>>29897170
It also gets Spiky Shield
Also, Shellder and Cloyster get Twineedle through egg move
>spin blocker with rapid spin
>>29897170
Dunsparce gets Dragon Rush, to combo with Coil I guess.