I used to have it all, I tell ya. I was king of OU, the bane

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I used to have it all, I tell ya. I was king of OU, the bane of many a trainer. They would call me the bravest, and I would show them why, again and again, for three years straight. I was unstoppable. Not even those sneaky pebbles could throw me off my game, and trust me, they tried! Oh, they fucking tried.

But now...

They don't have to try at all. Not anymore.

It may burn as the meta shifts, but it won't last. In the coming months, I will quickly be forgotten. No one will miss me. No one will mourn me.

The last thing I can do is try to take that purple faggot ghost with me. With my death, I cast a curse of grounding upon his body! Eat shit and die, faggots. Peace the FUCK out.

Yours truly,
Talonflame