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>>379715347
But it's not just Alonne knights with the magical powers, it's the entire loving area! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY STAMINA.

But but but I of course, am still using some piece of poo poo hamster-powered jalopy character who guzzles it's entire stamina bar in no less than four loving swings! Add to this the entire area just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your HP bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.

HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well gently caress that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge loving kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in Dark souls 2's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and Dark souls 2 can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the rear end in a top hat game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of poo poo weapon you have hidden away from me so I can start killing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your loving mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and loving DIE DIE DIE.

Draw them out one by one

Really. We are pulling out memes from two thousand fucking three now?
Awesome.

>>379715291
I get 25 to 30 fps like the actual console, but it feels choppy as fuck so i guess it doesnt run like that on console

Docked framerate is a little disappointing (though better after the patch)
Portable framerate is rock solid though.

>>379715291
Does Link like threesome?

>>379715049
Kid Icarus
Monster Hunter
Rune Factory 4

>>379715049
Pokemon. XY/ORAS/SuMo (especially SuMo cause it's cutscenes: the game). They'll last you forever

>>379715049

Monster Hunter

Fuck off.

APE
ESCAPE
FOUR
NOW

>>379714870
shit, I was gonna post this myself just now

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NEVER
EVER

>>379714524
mount&blade sucks though

>>379715192
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

That whole scene was really cheesy

>>379714474
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's none left
Fool

look at me so edgy with blood on my face lmao fuck naughty dog

>Like characters playstyle
>Hate their appearance
>Like characters appearance
>Hate their playstyle

>concider

Learn to spell.

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>playing a game that requires large amount of team coordination with a bunch of random people

Does the game hold up?

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>>379714451
Yeah, I'd say it's the definitive version. The biggest gameplay change is that the game autosaves, but you still go back to the starting village when you load a save.

>>379714451
It held up when I played it on a master system emulator a few years back so I'd imagine so.

2017 Japan. Early 2018 the rest of us.

>>379713616
Even if it is delayed it's strategic so it doesn't get buried next to all the other releases.

>>379713616

Gamestop says February, which isn't bad

Hot damn, time to slaughter more Nazis.

Meh.

>Hitler miraculously has a Golden comb-over and rants about "Making the Reich Great Again!"
>he engineers an army of frogmen to kill all inoocent PoCs and wymin and spread Islamophobia
>Has a tiny penis and is mocked by "Gustafen Kolberrt" about the "Zwei Löffel" fiasco

honestly this is my GOTY and I believe western developers are moving video games into artform territory. just beautiful. #SheWon #ResistGrompf

Im so fucking happy all you faggots are getting rustled over hbox winning. Shows the massive ignorance of /v/.

Jigglypuff is a shit character, so shit that there is literally L I T E R A L L Y only one guy who can get to top 8.

Hbox SINGLE HANDEDLY flipped the fox puff matchup on his own, its still widely regarded by top pros to be 70%-30% in favor of fox. Seeing Hbox weave in and out instant death combos at 30% is a skill only few can even fathom. His character can die from one upthrow upair while he has to combo the spacies into fucking oblivion with 50 bairs or a risky rest combo that if he misses he INSTANT LOSES A STOCK.

Hbox is the hero we need, the one who consistently got out-tier'd for his entire life, but he refused to switch to 20XX he fucking pioneered his own character so much to a point that NONE OF THE GODS can replicate it and they all play top tiers pretty consistent except puff.

He fucking won it all, He beat his demons in life when the odds AND fans were always stacked against him. /v/ hates him because they will never craft their own negatives lives into success like him

>>379128981
>inb4 someone answers to pasta seriously

>>379128981
OUUUUUHHHHHHH YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SAY THAT???

He's the definitive example you point people to when you want them to know what not to do.

>>379713297
He's nowhere close to the most cancerous e-celeb and his videos are actually entertaining to watch rather than painful.

>>379713297
everything. he had a perfect career. everytime something went wrong it was twitch's, youtube's, machinima's, blip's, girlfriend's, or detractor's fault. there was nothing he could do in those cases.

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Microsoft said they aren't showing VR off either
>YFW you didn't fall for the VR meme

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>>379713217

Let's take a moment to remember those retards who bought this thing and then justified it by saying "CUZ IM NOT A POORFAG"

>>379712430
cause she has tiny tits

>>379712430
Because she's tiny in other ways.
Like >>379713274

Because she's quick and nimble when she needs to be.

High endurance for all the implants

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>>37971232
The most fun I've had thus far is with melee

Sneaky archer.