Dear From software: YOUR COCKSUCKING PRODUCT HAS REDUCED ME TO

>>379715347
But it's not just Alonne knights with the magical powers, it's the entire loving area! THEY'RE ALL FASTER THAN YOU. AND DON'T REQUIRE ANY STAMINA.

But but but I of course, am still using some piece of poo poo hamster-powered jalopy character who guzzles it's entire stamina bar in no less than four loving swings! Add to this the entire area just got shitted on by some retarded space tiki volacano god and you've got a course full of hazards that'll drain at least 1/4 of your HP bar JUST BECAUSE IT CAN. WHOOPIE.

HURRR, you say. THAT'S JUST THE CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY. Well gently caress that noise, you lopsided frankenfaced fuckfurter.

Tell me, please, why does the GAME have to win? Huh? What happens when the game wins and I lose? Is there some huge loving kegger waiting for it when it gets done? Is there money involved? Or perhaps the motives are more sinister. Maybe the game's family is being held hostage by another game and that game has it's cock in Dark souls 2's wife's mouth and he's holding a cell phone up to her and Dark souls 2 can hear her pained moans and cries for help and the rear end in a top hat game then says, "You beat that cock-sucking human, or I'll blow her brains out." I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. I CAN BE SYMPATHETIC.

It's not any fun if I can't win, you faggots. I want to move on. I want to unlock whatever piece of poo poo weapon you have hidden away from me so I can start killing and get pissed off with that too. When your game prevents me from fully enjoying the product I have bought you have failed in your loving mission to deliver a game. You lose! You break the contract! You contract the gay and loving DIE DIE DIE.

Draw them out one by one

Really. We are pulling out memes from two thousand fucking three now?
Awesome.

>>379715347


git gud

for real. stop complaining and learn how to play the game. it will inevitably click with you how things work. there's a rhythm and timing to the combat and you need to intuit it through practice. you're going to feel embarassed about making shitty threads on 4chan complaining about a game that frankly isn't very hard

>>379715347
DS2 is garbage, news at 11.

>>379715508
>>379715736
How fucking new are you people?

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>there will be anons who don't recognize this pasta
maybe it's time i should leave

>>379715830
Old enough that I don't give a shit about some new copypasta.

>>379716015
>Old enough that I don't give a shit about some new copypasta.
It's from 2003.

>>379715347
>*Clink clank*
>*Clinkclankclinckclankclinkclankclinckclank*

>>379715347
Original was better

>>379716106
I bet.

>>379716172
I'm pretty sure it's quite a lot older than you are, kid.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=711267

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>>379716236
>spoonfeeding
kill yourself

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>tfw there have been times when you've genuinely been that mad
>and it was at Fifa