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I saw this banner on another board, hi /tv/. the dark night was a good movie
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ALBERT. DID YOU NOTICE HOW DIANE'S PANTIES WERE SHOWING THE MOMENT SHE DIED? I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. ESPECIALLY AFTER SHE TOLD US THE WAY AGENT COOPER RAPED HER. MORE LIKE AGENT RAPER-HER! HA! LIGHTEN UP ALBERT, IT'S A JOKE. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? J-O-K-E. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A REAL RIB TICKLER. HERE IT GOES...IN WHAT WAY ARE WOMEN AND DOG SHIT SIMILAR TO ONE ANOTHER? THE OLDER THEY GET THE EASIER THEY ARE TO PICK UP. ALBERT, YOU NEED TO RELAX AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FAIR SEX EVERY NOW AND THEN. REMEMBER WHEN WE FOUND THAT DECAPITATED WOMAN'S NAKED BODY? TALK ABOUT ALL THE PROS AND NONE OF THE CONS. AM I RIGHT? ALBERT...
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>>87071975
ALBERT, SOMETIMES YOU WORRY ME.
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*makes you wait ten minutes*
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are there any movies with no happy endings?
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But if we tell you, what would be the point of watching them if you already know the ending?
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life
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>>87071971
All of them. Life is always suffering. Even fictional lives. No exceptions.
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>made by the same company as Spider-Man: Homecoming
>a fraction of the budget of Spider-Man: Homecoming
>a signifcantly better movie than Spider-Man: Homecoming
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>Disney is the same company as Marvel Studios
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>>87071969
That's like saying ABC, ESPN, and Lucasfilm aren't the same company as Disney. Disney owns them all.
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>>87071911
They also cast attractive actors for the supporting roles. Unlike Homecoming.
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Right fucking now.
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NO GANGBANG NO KINO
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>>87071976
Fuck off retard
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Is this good?
>An MIT grad student and a tech superstar bring a low-level Pentagon official a staggering discovery--that an asteroid is just six months away from colliding with Earth.
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UNO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QVnfb-0Pow
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ive never understand the uno farto, 3 17, etc memes
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>>87071972
Ezekiel 3:17B - Quentin, the righteous man with a love for high arches, asked Tyra of house Bankenstien: "Would thy still be the Tyra show or has thy turned into Midnight Calls all of a suddennn?? -ahhhh"
*pvvrrrffffttttt*! he he ha ha pepe, what's going on here??
https://youtu.be/48a6ZS7jJQ0?t=178
(Uno farto @ 3:17)
Final paragraph of Ebert's review of TimeCop (1994)
Note the namedrop of Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines, which hadnt even been conceived yet in 1994 and wouldnt release for another 9 years.
Explain this.
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Ebert was a Timecriminal, why else would he loathe timecops
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>>87071851
Hmm, what REALLY happened to siskel?
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And OP stole a comment from 2 years ago and posted it here! Time travel is real!
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What did /tv/ think of this film?
It's probably one of the strangest films I've ever seen, yet it felt really comfy. Loved the film.
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>>87071797
Loved it.
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>>87071852
I'd actually say it's in my top 10 favourite films honestly. Haven't seen anything quite like it.
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Reminded me to much of the old british comedy Are You Being Served
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Why was this so bad? Ghost in the Shell with Scarlet Johanson was much better. Light was impulsive, dumb, and seems like he started doing it for the nookie after he got with the Misa character.
Also he broke a couple of the original rules, the death can not affect/influence others. In the movie he derails a train to kill someone. I dunno I am just bitching.
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It's my birthday and I wanna be scared. What are some kino horror movies? Especially obscure ones.
No easy answers like pic related
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Feast 3 the happy finish?
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>>87071701
Get out
It follows
Nasferatu the original
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>>87071701
You posted a fucking video game you idiot.
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It's empty
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just like this meme
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>>87071716
CAREFUL
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What did Lynch mean by this scene?Also Mulholland Drive thread. The blu-ray Criterion is one of the best things I've bought recently.
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>>87071610
After all these years i still don't know.
Maybe he was the personification of the failure Diane feared so much?
But then this is also the same Winkies that she ordered the hit on Camilla.
As a tool though, it sets you up for being tense the whole way, which is fantastic in itself.
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>>87071849
>As a tool though, it sets you up for being tense the whole way, which is fantastic in itself.
Agreed. I was always curious about the blue box and why the hobo has it at the end.
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What was better his endgame?
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>main antagonist is named Sauron
>name his right-hand man Sauronman
BRAVA TOLKIEN BRAVA
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>>87071645
It was Saruman. And that wasn't even his real name.
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acquire the ring for himself and overthrow sauron
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Hey guys, first time posting on /tv/.
I really enjoyed Daredevil S01 and S02 and Jessica Jones.
I like superheroes in general, I own a collection of comics and action figures of Marvel and DC characters. And I like most movies from the MCU.
What should I expect with The Tick? Is it focused in fights and Good vs Evil, or is it something sarcastic ABOUT superheroes, just like Birdman (Inarritu, 2015 I believe) was?
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Bumpty bumpty bump.
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>>87071548
Just read some comic books you jackass.
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Just watch it, it's not a big time investment. Six 20 minute episodes.