You can see me in water but I never get wet, who am I?
A reflection.
>>82027474
Whoooo is that gurl I seee
>>82027458
Hydrophobic sand.
What's the verdict?
I was taken aback when the kids were super screwed in that bus with the government spooks closing in with pistols and suddenly Hoover (was that the cop's name? It's been awhile.) comically 1 hit KOs all the gun wielding cops...
>>81911056
well made but ultimately soulless and forgettable
the gangbang scene kinda came out of nowhere
Are you aroused when you see this picture?
.........yeah
why would I be aroused of a picture of myself?
yes because I'm not a faggot
Post yfw they reopen The X-Files.
What are your expectations for the new season? Will Agent Doggett return? What The X-Filesvideo gamesare worth checking?
this was decent, it's basically a x-files episode with point&click segments.
https://youtu.be/a6s37ewRNPU
Most of the games were utter trash, best you can hope for is a decent point & click with hours upon hours of FMV footage
>>82027472
What is his endgame?
>A witness in Richmond, London, told yesterday how screen hardman Tom Hardy chased a thief through gardens and across a building site — before proudly announcing: “I caught the ****.”
>The Legend, Batman and Taboo star vaulted walls as he sprinted after the crook — then grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and patted him down for concealed weapons.
>Arun Pullen, 22, said: “It was mental – like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie. Two boys on the nicked moped had jumped a red light and smashed into a car.
>“Tom must have been walking down the road. He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. If the kid had been dumb enough to resist I reckon Tom would have given him a good hiding.”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3405353/tom-hardy-arrests-moped-thief-after-dramatic-hollywood-style-chase-through-streets-and-witnesses-say-he-went-into-superhero-mode/
>>82027291
>like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie
>>82027291
>get ran down and beaten up by a roid-head manlet
i would kill myself
>>82027364
Well with any luck he'll split your head open on the curb with his boot sparing you the trouble.
>its a Hal episode
>>81910849
this was literally the best episode of MITM
i can practically summarize it scene-by-scene and i've seen it only once 10 years ago
so good
>>81910849
>it's a boner episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzGGrHLUxw
This has always been my favorite bit
>WE'LL GO LIVE
Why are conservative TV hosts so decisive and alpha?
>>81910848
also rapists
>>81910848
dunno anon they just are
>>81910848
Going out to get yourself some "hot chocolate", alphabro?
"Hey, let's all hug Apu." :3
>>81910783
>>81910783
>"Hey, let's all hug Apu.in loo"
What did they mean by this?
>>81910783
Remember when Based James Woods was in this episode.
BOGGLE?
Take a boxing class at the YMCA
yay
>>81910668
you can do it peggy
...fart...
dallas salad
well damn, this looks comfy
I'd pick a long movie and make her watch Cinématon
Dumb cunt bitch
this is why misogyny exists
>>81910561
you're cancer for even posting this.
i hope you pay for a dumb slut to cut your dick off.
Has anyone from here actually met a celebrity
>>82027147
I shook Al Gore's hand on a campaign stop in '92.
I stood behind Jose Conseco in line at a movie theater in Miami and fucking argued with someone over whether it was really him - it was (I was wrong, I though it wasn't him).
>>82027229
*thought
I'm meeting one right now with my hand if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
>man who lost faith eventually regains it
Why is it never the other way around?
>>81910359
Uh... Gary Oldman's Dracula?
>>81910407
>Uh... Gary Oldman's Dracula?
Did you even watch the film? What do you think that scene at the end was, if not redemption and reconciliation?
>>81910359
I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
What would happen if Captain America had used the full force of his grip strength in this scene?
It would be extremely painful
>>81910197
She's a big jewess
>>81910184
Why couldn't they have ended up together :(
>I know you could've been thinking it could be me and we were all thinking why wasn't it
>>81909930
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the mere act of being mean is fun; even when there's no semblance of a joke to be found
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>[see guy's heart break in his eyes, while referencing his dead friend and telling him he should have died instead]
>[audience explodes with laughter and applause]
totally ROASTED xD
Repeat after me:
AMY SCHUMER IS A PIG
>>81909930
If a guy made that joke you fags would be sucking his cock.
>“We’ve been lucky that [contract expirations] haven’t factored in too much. We’ve had people under contract for certain films, then we’ve had new ideas and new directions like Civil War like we wanted to do, and we’ve been lucky enough to make new contracts. … Certainly, as we get to Infinity War there is a sense of a climax if not a conclusion to, by the time we’re at untitled Avengers 4, the 22 movies that will have encompassed the first three phases of the MCU. And what happens after that will be very different. I don’t know if it’s Phase 4, it might be a new thing.”
>>81909918
Get ready for female thor
>>81909956
You mean Whor lol
>>81909918
What's the point of the (((Phases)))? No, really. They all are the same shit. No difference in tone or story.