>A witness in Richmond, London, told yesterday how screen

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>>82027291
>like he’d switched to superhero mode in an action movie

>>82027291
>get ran down and beaten up by a roid-head manlet

i would kill myself

>>82027364

Well with any luck he'll split your head open on the curb with his boot sparing you the trouble.

His lips bother me

>>82027291
He must of felt in charge

>>82027849
>must of
>of

He did it. HE ONLY WENT AND DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.

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>>82027291
>i'm not gay haha i was only patting him down to check for concealed weapons

>>82027291
why does he dress so weirdly?

Crashing this moped

>>82028684

it's just a backpack

>>82027291
>old hat
>two bracelets and a watch
>lanyard with a bunch of keys
>army backpack
>sweat pants
>shirt with a blob on it
>bottle full of cum and an e cig

>>82028684
How do you dress to fight crime?

>>82028769
with a... mask.

>>82028717
>they survived the crash

CIA still alive confirmed as canon?

Absolute madmax.

>be driving stolen moped down street
>holy shit is that Tom Hardy walking down the street?
>crash because I'm not paying attention
>stagger away, bleeding profusely
>suddenly feel a hand on my shoulder
>"mmm I have a use for you, mhmm nootka"
What do?

>>82027291
He's a big guy

>>82028754
>not drinking the semen of a virile bull

>>82027291
Must have been a company man trying to pilfer his pockets for important documents in order to frame him.

>>82030621
>>"mmm I have a use for you, mhmm nootka"
underrated

MHMMMM CAREFUL NOW

>>82027291
>Tom Hardy chases me down
>grabs my neck and pins me down
>he reaches for my id and says: "let's see who you are."
>"it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan."
>Tom looks at me with a shocked expression as he realizes that the tides have turned and I'm in charge now
>I gently whisper into his ear: "I have use for you" as I take his pants off
>he squeals as I enter his boipussy and begin pounding him

I caught the Paki? Nigger?
What was the ****?

>>82030841
cunt?

>>82027291
don't know about brexit laws but if this was in the US the kid would sue Hardy for millions for breaking his leg.

>>82030621
>be driving stolen moped down street
>holy shit is that Tom Hardy walking down the street?
>crash because I'm not paying attention
>stagger away, bleeding profusely
>suddenly feel a hand on my shoulder
>"you see, they all got my name wrong. it's acutally Tom hard D"
What do?

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>>82028769

WHATS IN THE BOTTLE

>>82027364
You should kill yourself, anyway

>>82031164
>475$ for a belt

>>82031164
These prices are ridiculous, Patrick Bateman-tier

>>82031164
>$1467
The CIA spends way too much on making it's agents look terrible, that's about the price for one of Bonds cheaper tuxes.

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i have a use for your penis

>>82030841
Cunt.

>>82031050
Same over here, sadly. Where there is a blame, there is a claim.

>vaping
you can already see his wrist start limping

>>82027624
his sexy dsl?

>>82031050
thankfully

>>82027291
Was getting caught part of his plan?

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>be a thief in Britain
>don't have a knife to stab-a-bitch with

This whole thing smells fake and gay and set-up.

>>82032204
You have to turn in your knife collection to the police before attempting robbery in the UK.

>>82031050
The UK hasn't quite reached US levels of "SUE EVERYBODY", but it's getting there.

>>82032204
>>82032261
Why? In the USA you'd legally be able to stab Hardy to death due to Stand Your Ground laws. Even if you're armed in UK, there is no law to be able to defend yourself like that UNLESS they have invaded your home.

>>82032296
Dude this is London and he's rich, the little chav's mum is probably already earmarking the winnings for a trip to Lanzarotti.

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>>82027291
what the fuck
he just keeps getting bigger and bigger

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>>82031164
>475 for a fucking belt
>240 for a fucking polo shirt
>445 for a pair of fucking boots
>130 for a pair of fucking cargo pants

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>>82033084
for you

>>82033084
He looks DYEL as fuck. 2 years of lifting will easily get you there even without roids (which he probably takes).

>>82031164
>belt is the most expensive item
Poorly memed. With that belt, everything else should be much more expensive.

>>82033189
Why would he take roids unless he needs to get crazy buff for a role?

>>82033223
>I've seen Tom Hardy make publicists cry
kek, based Tommy

>>82033223
Kek. He got so butt blasted by the Big Guy that he complained for a whole day. Based Tom.

>>82027291
based