Hi, I made a fan cut of the Passengers that you might like. I have it on YT for friends, but I'd really like to share it with you, any good way to share new Cuts of whole movies?
>>82786238
Just shoot it through to my email senpai
>>82786238
What's different about it?
Passengers was fine. I don't see how an edit could possibly make it better.
How big of a role does /ourguy/ have in the King Arthur flick? Does he have memeable lines?
>>82786030
>You're a big king
>The crowned man
>King Jhon?
>Uhm, you don't get to bring your wealth (to heaven)
TELL ME ABOUT ARTHUR WHY DOES HE WIELD THE SWORD
Bigger part than I would expect. No doubt the best character in the flick
PAN
NICE
AND
HOT
>>82786001
MEME.
NICE AND STALE.
dont start thse threads if you wont post ja/ck/
>>82786089
HEAD
NICE
AND
HOT
How come the curved axe from Prometheus was not featured in Covenant. They went back to standard axes
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>>82785910
>3022
>axe
>>82785910
The Prometheus was funded by Weyland himself. It cost around $1 trillion dollars so you would expect only the best quality.
Have we ever gotten a real answer to the question of why the fuck didn't they just fly the ring to Mordor?
>>82785806
Tolkien considered the eagles as an explicit plot device and compared using them capriciously to subvert the arduous journey to using a helicopter to fly up Everest when the goal is to climb and conquer it, woop woop juggalo for life mmfwcl.
>>82785806
Yes. In every single one of these threads ever.
>>82786038
rekt
Is he our guy?
No the guy who paralyzed a jew with a cane is our guy
Slave girls?
No, but i wanna breed the receptionist girl
Does /tv/ like Keira Knightley?
>>82785619
Yes, but only when she's wearing pvc/leather gloves
YES!
>>82785619
I think it might be actual love because I'm not a bit afraid of the corrosive abuse I'm inviting.
Vickers got played like a motherfuckin fiddle. Losing her Father's respect, Her Father loves a robot more than her, loses most of the crew's trust and eventually gets squashed by the Juggernaut ship at the end without even getting the chance to outmaneuver the thing.
Who fucking wrote her character and why the fuck did they want her to get fucked over so hard?Charlize Theron is hotter than Noomi Rapace. Shaw should of died instead.
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!!
>>82785564
That suit is atrocious.
>>82785564
>Who fucking wrote her character
Damon Lindelof. He's kind of an idiot.
Cast the remake.
>>82785474
they already did a remkake, it was a bunch of skinny faggots with hilariously large guns
also ghost dog played the same fucking character he did in star wars rogue one
I'd cast it to fire, together with AvP and Predators.
>>82785474
Dutch - Idris Elba
Dillon - Idris Elba
written by Donald Glover, it's set to premier in 2018
Details here: http://ew.com/tv/2017/05/10/deadpool-tv-series-donald-glover/
>>82785251
Damn, a tv show designed just to puss me off.
This is just embarrassing, and I watch anime.
>>82785251
>friends type logo
>breaking bad meth
>infinity gauntlet on left hand
>mjolnir holding up couch
>hustler xxx men edition
I don't know what the pink unicorn or the hat are but is there anything else?
Something about this movie bugged me since I was really young: Why at the end when the temple is collapsing and the mummy had been defeated, Rick and his companions are escaping, and Beni comes up behind them begging for help. Rick turns to Beni and goes COME ON COME ON COME ON trying to help him through the collapsing room.
Why does Rick suddenly decide to try and help Beni escape as the temple is collapsing when Beni was a dick to him the whole fucking time?
>>82785209
"better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path" he was just trying to survive, can't fault him for that
>>82785209
Because it was what Jesus would've done.
>>82785209
Just because Beni is a dick doesn't mean that Rick is a dick.
So we just gonna pretend this didn't happen now?
What?
>>82784943
WHAT HAPPEN?
>>82785345
They took her
Snucks Fuck and Suck
moe
Zimbabwed again
>"In the western foothills of the European Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of the Carthaginian warlord Hannibal crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would import endangered African elephants using requisitioned Chinook helicopters from his contacts in the Portuguese military to the snow-capped lodge and throw them down the side of the mountain. We watched at least a hundred elephants fall to their deaths. The fifty or so men, all recently arrived refugees from conflicts in Africa and the Middle East, who were promised Norwegian citizenship in exchange for their participation, were attempting to restrain the terrified beasts on the treacherous path when the first animal went over the side, triggering a small avalanche. The screams of the men as they tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during one of the major re-enactments the next day, with a fresh supply of refugees obtained from one of the many NGOs I run, that the owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure demanded a bottle of the driest scotch he could find. A toothless Sudanese child ran through the snow and collapsed at Mr. Vanderbilt's feet, his skeletal arms struggling to lift the bottle. Otto took a swig and looked into the dark storm-front of the approaching blizzard. "Increase the elephants." We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left the survivors to freeze to death. This brings me to the stuffed elephant opposite your seat. Do you want to be Hannibal? Do you want to sack Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this. Canadian scotch, 1963. Please taste it. It's the driest I could find. Ninety percent ownership in your company and a signed contract of indentured servitude for the lifetime of every single child you and your wife produce."
>>82784731
>this obnoxious greaseball thought he could be prime minister
what a loser
>"About thirty years ago, when I was still a young man, I spent some time in Angola. I was there to oversee the acquisition of several diamond mines. Now I don't expect you to know anything about Angola, or anything outside of whatever utterly irrelevant town you come from, but to do business in that part of the world at that time you had to do business with the warlords. I was staying at the estate of a warlord who controlled government aligned guerrilla forces because I was told he was the man I needed to speak to if I was to gain control of the mines. On the second night I was there his soldiers brought around 100 prisoners to us: villagers who were aiding the rebels, they said. Men, women, and children. The warlord turned to me and said "I do not do business with a man I do not know. Show what kind of a man you really are." He drew his pistol and placed it in my hand. "No," I said. "Not like this." I returned his pistol to him. I instead picked up a machete that was lying in the dirt. "Like this," I said. The things I did over the next five hours I will never speak of, but when it was done he sold me the mines. Those mines are still operational and highly profitable to this very day. So, for a 90 percent share in your business I will invest, if you can show me what kind of a man you really are. No, not here. Buy a ticket to somewhere in West Africa. Only in the dark corners of the world can you truly take the measure of a man."
>>82784783
almost as pathetic as the people who thought he was the next trump
>this outfit was considered a punishable offense in school in the 50s
We need to go back. Goddamned kids need to learn the meaning of propriety.
I just watch the Movie Chocolat the other day
there was this whole thing about chocolate being a mortal sin and you would fuck up your life eating it
today, i can buy 25 lbs. of chocolate (2000 pieces) for only 100$ off hersheys website.
>>82784443
propriety is theft