PAN NICE AND HOT

>>82786001
MEME.
NICE AND STALE.

dont start thse threads if you wont post ja/ck/

>>82786089
HEAD

NICE

AND

HOT

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MASTERCLASS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE

NICE AND REMOVED BY THE USER

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>Hey guys, Heston here with another 30 minute meal. Today we're going back to basics with a classic from my childhood - fisherman's pie.

>Grab your poached Kraken eggs and your boiled virgin's blood

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>>82786485

>>82786548
>Where the FUCK is the liquid nitrogen? I'm making fucking OLIVES here you CUNTS i'm not a fucking DERELICT

I hate this cunt for real. I need to become reddit and get rich appealing to reddit.

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NECK
NICE AND SNAPPED

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>>82786001
You're a big chef

>>82786574
>>82786548
I watched his video on making a perfect bacon sandwich. Half the bread was toasted, the other half wasn't and the bacon was either burned or FUCKING RAW.

>>82786548
Don't forget your superliquid helium and bucket of guatemalan lava. Those are key tools to making the best spotted dick you've ever had.

>Gonna make some pumpkin soup.
>First, get the caramalized goats head
>Now, wheres my FUCKING LIQUID NITROGEN? YOU CUNTS

>>82786658
You reckon he comes on here?

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>>82786001
>watch a few of his masterclass videos on youtube
>him with his kids in all of them
>kisses his daughters on the lips
>always jokes about them having boyfriends

Dropped, what a creep

>>82786642
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82786748
You're just insecure you chicken shit

>>82786658
PAN?

>>82786748
link

>>82786782
So you're telling me that is a healthy way to interact with your children? Give me a break neckbeard, I know you probably fap to doujins or shota or whatever the fuck that chink degen shit is but it isn't real life

>>82786891
You're just a faggot

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*puts pan in freezer*
*its nice and cold, not hot*

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FISH

NICE AND RAW

>>82787018

muh mishlan starru

Is this a Jojo reference?

>>82786891
Yes, it's a healthy way to interact with your children. Your daughters are going to look almost exactly like your wife, who you are attracted to.

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>>82786891
>it's a /tv/ tries to be an authority on how to interact with children episode

>>82787801
Uh, you don't get to be an F1 Racer

DUBS
NICE
AND
GOT

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>>82787860

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INFERIORITY COMPLEX

NICE AND BLATANT

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>>82786548
For this recipe you'll need a sprig of rosemary, a hadron collider and two penguins

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FOR FUCK SAKE

WHERES THE FUCKING LIQUID NITROGEN

IVE GOT A FUCKING FAMILY OF FOUR WAITING FOR THEIR SHRIMP COCKTAIL

FUCK ME

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>>82786658
Uh... YOU DON'T GET TO FORGET THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE

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DUBS
NICE AND GOT

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>>82789517

>>82789517
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZwYxrJi0Y

this is triggering ASMR in me

im getting all these endorphins its like im on MDMA coming up

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