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OFFICIAL MOVIE RANKINGS: IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A PLEBIAN 2017-05-18 06:41:32 Post No.82900640
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OFFICIAL MOVIE RANKINGS: IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A PLEBIAN
Kino Kid (ID: !!U4u2a/gEdqh)
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ABSOLUTEKINOGRAPHY
1. Homme chauve-souris v Homme Super: Aube de la Justice (2016, Snyder)
2. Cyд нapoдoв or Sud narodov (1947, Yelizaveta Svilova)
3. Homme d'acier (2013, Snyder)
CINEMA
1. L’année dernière à Marienbad (1961, Resnais)
2. Le Chevalier Noir (2008, Nolan)
3. The Birth of a Nation (1915, D. W. Griffith)
FILM
1. 黒い河 (1957, Masaki Kobayashi)
2. Höstsonaten (1978, Ingmar Bergman)
3. Dog Star Man: Part I (1962, Stan Brakhage)
MOVIES
1. Le voyage dans la lune (1902, Georges Méliès)
2. Le Dernier Samaritain (1991, Scott)
3. Offret (1986, Andrei Tarkovsky)
FLICKS
1. Een hagedis teveel (1960, Verhoeven)
2. 七人の侍 (1954, Akira Kurosawa)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
JOINTS
1. Manchester By the Sea (2016, Lonergan)
2. The Avengers (2012, Whedon)
3. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980, Kershner)
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>>82900640
Good list OP
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hheehhee... he google translated the titles of american films. pretty clever, OP :D. plus 1 internetz to you!
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>>82900640
tripfags should be gassed
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what is some essential horsekino?
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>>82900639
Inb4 SJP
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>>82900639
7th Heaven
Name a better sketch show.
Sam Hyde is nothing but a tim and eric ripoff for right wingers. He drank to much /pol/ kool-aid and thought /pol/ was white. He'll never work in showbiz again.
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>>82900513
>draggin wkuk into the /pol/ vs AS meme
they deserve better, that shit was kino af
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>>82900513
The whitest kids u know is the best sketch show since 2000. Million dollar extreme was likely going to be a good successor (but still not as good as WKUK). MDE is about on par with wonder shozen. Tim and Eric is dog shit.
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>>82900513
Whitest kids was good but there are plenty of way better sketch shows.
Mad TV
Portlandia
Kids In The Hall
SCTV
In Living Color
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What question would you ask John Campea from Collider Movie Talk, a respected movie critic?
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how much
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>>82900449
Literally who
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>>82900449
john are you gay, you sound gay?
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"""villains""" who literally did nothing wrong
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haven't seen shit land but I'm guessing this guy is a casting agent who rejected the frog girl. how predictable and boring
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>>82900050
He's not the villain in that movie. Capitalism is.
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The Guardians are the real villains
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Okja | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix 2017-05-18 06:10:57 Post No.82899884
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Okja | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix
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I know the thing is cute but if it helps humanity in the long run i don't mind killing and eating it. I don't know but lets hope this isn't a PETA/vegan type of movie and that it looks at both sides fairly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjCebKn4iic
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>>82899884
Stacked cast
Based Jane doing it again
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Classic casting choices.
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>>82899884
i think it's going to show the activists helping her are just as insane as the ones they are fighting and she just wants to go back home in the mountains with her monster friend
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Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises' opening plane scene?
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it's a pretty big scene.
for dubs
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>>82899789
Nice try
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>>82899844
Impressive
Why do people on Star Trek bother going to the transporter room if they can just beam out from the bridge or anywhere on the ship?
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>>82899570
>60s sci-fi
Because TOS was more of an introduction of transporter tech in a TV series format, and the best way to show viewers.
In Star Trek Voyager site to site transports were done more frequently.
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>>82899570
Why do you go to the bathroom if you can just shit anywhere you like?
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>>82899570
You cannae beam about the ship captain, the warp engines are interferring with the signal
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What did Rian Johnson mean by this The Last Jedi poster?
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great question to be sent to Collider MailBag
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daily reminder that "jedi" in "last jedi" is plural, as confirmed in the posters from other languages
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>>82899418
I wish I could tell you anon but it's a secret! You will be AMAZED by the huge REVEAL that will come SOON! When THE LAST JEDI is released STAR WARS will NEVER be the SAME again!!!
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Who's ready for Jim Henson inspired kino?
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>netflix original
pretty much guaranteed to suck
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>weird 80s fantasy things are getting revisited
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>>82899517
It looks like a pretty heavy amount of practical effects are going into this, I'll give it a chance as long as it remains all puppets
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This isn't even a contest.
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>>82899213
no sabrina
shit show
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>>82899213
I don't know who these whores are but I would rape them anyway
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>>82899240
>no sabrina
She's coming next season
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We have to do something, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs
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I wonder how Fraiser would react if he realized that bunch of autists on the internet are obsessed with his financial status?
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>>82899166
>We have to do something
Like what? You don't have any ideas and are definitely not going to actually do anything so why make the thread?
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>>82899222
He knows.
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wtf I love Piers Morgan now
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>>82898705
he's always been decent just a bunch of inbreds hating him because he's british and hates muh gunz
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>>82898731
A low IQ foreign fag from the land of "cops are literally not equipped to stop muslim rape gangs" just wants to deny you personal freedom with no justification, get over it lmao
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>>82898705
>>82898731
Nah he's always been a right cunt. one not so dumb thing that comes out of his mouth doesn't mean he's automatically not a cunt anymore.
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So... which character is going to get niggerfied?
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It's a Netflix show.
Half the male cast.
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No one except for the protagonist
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Triss
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Why didn't they fuck?
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>>82898482
they were going to but car accident.
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>muh cousin
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They were 100% going to if not for the car accident.