Do these really open American doors?
>bigblackcocks.jpg
and these open white American daughters
>>83151315
A locked bedroom door maybe, but its not going to do shit on a deadbolt.
>>83151315
Yes. Except for Brendan's.
>TRO-LO-LOOOL
>Epic
>Le funny underwear xD
Wow why is millennial humor so garbage?
>>83151313
i read the books as a kid.
my assumption is that, since most people my age are having kids, is that they'll take their kids to the movie to see this to both relive nostalgia and since its a recognixable character.
>>83151313
it's a children's novel from 1997 you stupid fuck
>gay kid and his future black bull hypnotize their abusive principal into stripping down to his underpants on a routine basis
How did they get away with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5oH2Asi5Y0
DUDE
>>83151176
>he still watches le ebin weed bro man
Welcome to 2012
>joe smoked weed when he was 8
explains a lot
is this the first time a trans got into a major network show without anyone the wiser?
>>83151172
She's cute and yer a fag
>>83151282
He's not a she, and if you think he's cute then clearly you're the fag.
>>83151172
She's not trans, you reddit dippity doo dah.
Why does Red hate his son so much?
>>83151027
Because his son is a flamboyant faggot, which is probably why you identified so much with him.
>>83151027
Eric wasn't his son but he loved Kitty too much to tell her he knew.
>>83151027
If your kid isn't a disappointment you're not trying hard enough.
CIA is coming, uuuu
>>83151022
You're a big gay
>>83151022
Tell me about Omar, why did he rob the stash?!
>>83151022
What's the point in wearing a vest if they know you have a vest? They'll just aim for your other fatal areas.
http://news.sky.com/story/rihanna-and-lupita-nyongo-twitter-joke-turns-into-crime-caper-film-deal-10891424
Do you genuinely care?
>>83150846
human film makers have become so stupid and out of idea that they search for movie ideas on twitter/thread.
>>83150846
>two hot black girls starring in a crime movie
I see nothing wrong
>Positive reactions from critics
>Tracking to make 100m on opening weekend
>Most anticipated movie of the summer
>more anticipated than fucking Spiderman
>More than a movie, being a viewed as a cultural phenomenon
http://screenrant.com/wonder-woman-anticipated-summer-movies-2017/
Just apologize /tv/, I know you hate women, but just admit you were wrong.
i dont like her
>>83150823
s-sorry
>tfw Snyder's Kino trilogy will never properly be made because of his daughter being killed by Marvel
Holy fuck I've never seen worse propaganda movie in my whole life.. Like the shit is so blatant it's fucking painful.
I'll try to make it short.
>Colonisation mission
>2 of 3 couples are interracial (one black male white female and one black female white male)
>theres 2 gays aswell, you see that later
>they even made the synthetic humans (or robots, who cares) fucking gay (even though they're brothers)
>and towards the end
>towards the fucking end
>The black male white female couple have a really "hot" scene making out in the shower before the alien kills them
This movie was so shit I only sat through it because there was a girl with me. Don't fucking waste your money watching that garbage. If you care about the lore of the series, the synth from the previous episode has gone bonkers and insists on killing every speacies he finds. In the end he tricks the crew that he's the actual robot they went with, and now that everyone is asleep he can continue whatever the fuck he's doing. DO. NOT. RECOMMEND.
thanks i figured this one would be cucked
tldr
Op has autism/thread
>>83150969
Sure, schlomo i guess i was just... overreacting!
Why have people become so harsh towards movies in today's generation?
Why has it become so difficult to satisfy the audience?
So many beautiful and great movies are made, but people just want to talk about how this and that was wrong with it. We contantly hate movies rather than living them.
Can we not just appreciate this beautiful treasure?
We should appreciate that movies still are made.....
>>83150604
I haven't watched a contemporary movie since mad furiosa
>>83150604
Did Tom Hanks just fucking poison that kid?
>>83150604
They expect movies to fill some void in their heart and when video of people acting can't do that they take out their existential frustrations on the film.
well, la di da...
Ill have what Im having
The Danish
>>83150403
inb4 someone gets buttmad over blacks being funny.
Let's hear 'em, /tv/
I got an interesting concept:
It's a murder mystery with the title "X is the Killer" with x being just some random whiteboi name like tyler or mike.
So there's a group of dudes hanging out and the setting could be wherever. the interesting thing is that as we know tyler commits a murder and the movie is a classic whodunit. the thing is none of the characters are mentioned by name and whenever a name comes up in a conversation it is either bleeped out or an instrument sound plays instead.
this way you can still cypher and interpret the conversations the guys are having so that you can in the end, find out which one of them is tyler.
now that i think about it sounds like a gay ass idea and would be more suited for a short film, if at all
>>83150397
id like to see a movie that follows this.
director style: Tarentino
setting: space, desert planet
time: 10,000 BC
main character: space bandito, played by James Franco
chapter 1: franco, hidden, is found confronted with bad guy (alone), fight / shooting ensues. escapes with bad guys treasure. much like pulp fiction, we dont know what it is. bad guy to injured to follow.
chapter 2: bandito opens the treasure, conflict: should he return for his wife and children or use to create new life.
it's a giallo film but the dude rapes the girls instead in full frontal penetration
Why does /tv/ never talk about Mary Elizabeth Winstead?
>Scott pilgrim
>Fargo
>Smashed
>21 Cloverfield Lane
Kino all.
>>83150342
They do, but she's nothing but a basic bitch who isn't even all that hot by Hollywood standards so I don't even know why
>>83150342
Did she keep her husband's house?
>>83150342
Oh but we do talk about her
Make way for Netflix' new Castlevaniakino
https://twitter.com/NetflixLAT/status/867485387953848322
Oh so fucking Berserk gets shitty CGI and Vampire Hunter D is gonna get shitty CGI, but a series from a FUCKING VIDEO GAME gets full animation?
>>83149953
thought this shit was going to be live action, DROPPED
>>83150157
It's good that it isn't live action
I want to get into kung fu movies
Where is a good place to start? I just finished kung fu hustle but I'm hoping for something a little more serious
>>83149791
Enter the Dragon
Police Story
Drunken Master II
>>83149791
Watch the Sonny Chiba Streetfighter movies. They're all public domain and on Youtube in their entirety.
>>83149791
MASTER
OF
THE
FLYING
GUILLOTINE